Kacie 🐻✨
@strangestorys.bsky.social
I like bears, pottery, weird shit, and people who like weird shit. 30’s, nb, ace. They/them.
I live for this sort of thing
pleased to announce that there seems to be a passive-aggressive conflict roiling the august pages of Cooks Illustrated, Fall Harvest recipes edition. allow me to explain:
October 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I live for this sort of thing
Everything bagel*, toasted, plain cream cheese. Lox cream cheese if I’m feeling fancy.
*a true everything bagel absolutely includes Kosher salt, no exceptions
*a true everything bagel absolutely includes Kosher salt, no exceptions
One of my favorite things about NYC is whenever anyone runs for office here they are required to disclose their bagel order.
October 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Everything bagel*, toasted, plain cream cheese. Lox cream cheese if I’m feeling fancy.
*a true everything bagel absolutely includes Kosher salt, no exceptions
*a true everything bagel absolutely includes Kosher salt, no exceptions
Someone show this to a person from Alberta
this is a real video eric adams posted today.. not sure he remembers he's running for mayor or what at this point
September 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Someone show this to a person from Alberta
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Included among 1931 Dracula's Children of the Night: armadillos, opossums, a bee with a little bee coffin. Dracula is adorable.
September 19, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Included among 1931 Dracula's Children of the Night: armadillos, opossums, a bee with a little bee coffin. Dracula is adorable.
“your man thinks…” is a staple saying in our household bc of this post
Difficult choice but this one gets me every time
September 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
“your man thinks…” is a staple saying in our household bc of this post
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HANNIBAL’s Mads Mikkelsen and Bryan Fuller reunite for the fairytale horror-thriller DUST BUNNY - watch the first trailer within.
First DUST BUNNY Trailer Reunites Mads Mikkelsen And Bryan Fuller For Fairytale Horror-Thriller
HANNIBAL’s Mads Mikkelsen and Bryan Fuller reunite for the fairytale horror-thriller DUST BUNNY - watch the first trailer within.
dlvr.it
September 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM
HANNIBAL’s Mads Mikkelsen and Bryan Fuller reunite for the fairytale horror-thriller DUST BUNNY - watch the first trailer within.
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Hunter S. Thompson, pretty much calling the birth of the 21st century after 9/11.
September 11, 2023 at 11:26 PM
Hunter S. Thompson, pretty much calling the birth of the 21st century after 9/11.
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Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
July 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
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happy non-binary people's day
send your non-binary friends money and/or love today we are not doing great
send your non-binary friends money and/or love today we are not doing great
July 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
happy non-binary people's day
send your non-binary friends money and/or love today we are not doing great
send your non-binary friends money and/or love today we are not doing great
9/11
July 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
9/11
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not the main issue here but i'd really appreciate it if democratic politicians spoke out in support of big-city life and culture with the same energy and reverence that all politicians have for small towns
los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates
los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates
June 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
not the main issue here but i'd really appreciate it if democratic politicians spoke out in support of big-city life and culture with the same energy and reverence that all politicians have for small towns
los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates
los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates
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🎶 IIIII’M GONNA KEEP ON DANCING AT THE 🎶
May 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
🎶 IIIII’M GONNA KEEP ON DANCING AT THE 🎶
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Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
May 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
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I’ve been holding onto my Harry Potter books not out of sentimentality but because I don’t know what to do with them that wouldn’t risk putting them into another reader’s hands and there’s obvious issues with burning books, but this is a great solution.
May 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I’ve been holding onto my Harry Potter books not out of sentimentality but because I don’t know what to do with them that wouldn’t risk putting them into another reader’s hands and there’s obvious issues with burning books, but this is a great solution.
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You guys don’t need to try to convince me that any form of AI has merit. It doesn’t. It is boring and half-assed. I am fine getting by with human brain power. If the world nears its end and AI has one hater left, good news! I am still alive.
April 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
You guys don’t need to try to convince me that any form of AI has merit. It doesn’t. It is boring and half-assed. I am fine getting by with human brain power. If the world nears its end and AI has one hater left, good news! I am still alive.
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The greatest joy in my workday is protecting younger women from men trying to keep them down… we are NOT behaving that way at this time, sir
April 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The greatest joy in my workday is protecting younger women from men trying to keep them down… we are NOT behaving that way at this time, sir
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Winona Ryder looks so young in this photo
October 11, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Winona Ryder looks so young in this photo
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What if we kissed in the medieval Cathedral of Worms
March 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
What if we kissed in the medieval Cathedral of Worms
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Somehow creepier with Smokey’s face on there.
March 5, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Somehow creepier with Smokey’s face on there.
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Saint Sebastian striptease where he starts out totally covered in arrows and pulls them out one by one
February 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Saint Sebastian striptease where he starts out totally covered in arrows and pulls them out one by one