Stormtalon
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What perfect album came out when you were 16?
Going to have to be Weird Al’s “Dare to Be Stupid,” but “Tales From The Big Chair” by Tears for Fears is right up there.
Going to have to be Weird Al’s “Dare to Be Stupid,” but “Tales From The Big Chair” by Tears for Fears is right up there.
November 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
What perfect album came out when you were 16?
Going to have to be Weird Al’s “Dare to Be Stupid,” but “Tales From The Big Chair” by Tears for Fears is right up there.
Going to have to be Weird Al’s “Dare to Be Stupid,” but “Tales From The Big Chair” by Tears for Fears is right up there.
Change one letter, ruin a candy:
Circus Peenuts
(but is it possible to ruin those things any more than they already are?)
Circus Peenuts
(but is it possible to ruin those things any more than they already are?)
Change one letter, ruin a candy
SARS Bar.
SARS Bar.
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Sharties.
Sharties.
October 30, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy:
Circus Peenuts
(but is it possible to ruin those things any more than they already are?)
Circus Peenuts
(but is it possible to ruin those things any more than they already are?)
*MOVIE ANNOUNCER VOICE*
Tonight we bring you a Prince monster movie double feature!
First, in a musical tour de force about a senior-stealing vampire who only likes them varicose: Purple Veins!
And for our second half, he stars as a singing zombie with very particular tastes, Purple Brains!
Tonight we bring you a Prince monster movie double feature!
First, in a musical tour de force about a senior-stealing vampire who only likes them varicose: Purple Veins!
And for our second half, he stars as a singing zombie with very particular tastes, Purple Brains!
October 8, 2025 at 6:52 AM
*MOVIE ANNOUNCER VOICE*
Tonight we bring you a Prince monster movie double feature!
First, in a musical tour de force about a senior-stealing vampire who only likes them varicose: Purple Veins!
And for our second half, he stars as a singing zombie with very particular tastes, Purple Brains!
Tonight we bring you a Prince monster movie double feature!
First, in a musical tour de force about a senior-stealing vampire who only likes them varicose: Purple Veins!
And for our second half, he stars as a singing zombie with very particular tastes, Purple Brains!
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Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato
December 23, 2023 at 12:49 AM
Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato
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“I don’t care how much meth it takes, I won’t rest until every creature on earth looks as zooted as I do.”
September 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
“I don’t care how much meth it takes, I won’t rest until every creature on earth looks as zooted as I do.”
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I interrupt your day to bring you Lil Guy, the chinchilla timeline cleanser. Repost as required
September 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I interrupt your day to bring you Lil Guy, the chinchilla timeline cleanser. Repost as required
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I am opposed to AI products and services because of the extra power they require... IN A CLIMATE CRISIS. I am opposed to AI results - texts and illustrations - because they've been created unethically, via theft and non-consensual use of the work of others. Share if you agree.
September 7, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I am opposed to AI products and services because of the extra power they require... IN A CLIMATE CRISIS. I am opposed to AI results - texts and illustrations - because they've been created unethically, via theft and non-consensual use of the work of others. Share if you agree.
Was just thinking — if the US ever regains the scientific and technological wherewithal to actually establish a n inhabited moon base, it’s probably going to be named something boring, like “Lunar Outpost Armstrong,” when “Moontana” is right there….
August 18, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Was just thinking — if the US ever regains the scientific and technological wherewithal to actually establish a n inhabited moon base, it’s probably going to be named something boring, like “Lunar Outpost Armstrong,” when “Moontana” is right there….
Slightly diminish a band:
The Mall Cops
The Mall Cops
Slightly diminish a band
The Grateful GBH
The Grateful GBH
Slightly diminish a band:
The Local
The Local
August 13, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Slightly diminish a band:
The Mall Cops
The Mall Cops
One bit of financial reform is like to see is making a corporation’s primary responsibility be to its employees, with investors second in line.
August 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
One bit of financial reform is like to see is making a corporation’s primary responsibility be to its employees, with investors second in line.
Pickles are just undead cucumbers.
August 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Pickles are just undead cucumbers.
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"people used to be so much tougher they didn't need vaccines/pasteurization/air conditioning" no idiot they just died
July 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
"people used to be so much tougher they didn't need vaccines/pasteurization/air conditioning" no idiot they just died
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If you're pissed off at the NYT, here's your chance to put my money where your mouth is.
This long weekend, I will donate $0.50 to @thecity.nyc for each of:
- every new Bluesky follower I get
- every new Bluesky follower THEY get
- everyone who reposts this post
This long weekend, I will donate $0.50 to @thecity.nyc for each of:
- every new Bluesky follower I get
- every new Bluesky follower THEY get
- everyone who reposts this post
July 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
If you're pissed off at the NYT, here's your chance to put my money where your mouth is.
This long weekend, I will donate $0.50 to @thecity.nyc for each of:
- every new Bluesky follower I get
- every new Bluesky follower THEY get
- everyone who reposts this post
This long weekend, I will donate $0.50 to @thecity.nyc for each of:
- every new Bluesky follower I get
- every new Bluesky follower THEY get
- everyone who reposts this post
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Remember, Pride month is extended until morale improves.
*looks around*
It's gonna be Pride month for a while, keep posting that gay shit.
*looks around*
It's gonna be Pride month for a while, keep posting that gay shit.
July 1, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Remember, Pride month is extended until morale improves.
*looks around*
It's gonna be Pride month for a while, keep posting that gay shit.
*looks around*
It's gonna be Pride month for a while, keep posting that gay shit.
Trying again:
Movie you've seen more than six times with a gif. "Extremely HARD mode" No Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, Marvel, or Domestic(US) mainstream films.
tenor.com/view/john-bi...
Movie you've seen more than six times with a gif. "Extremely HARD mode" No Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, Marvel, or Domestic(US) mainstream films.
tenor.com/view/john-bi...
June 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Trying again:
Movie you've seen more than six times with a gif. "Extremely HARD mode" No Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, Marvel, or Domestic(US) mainstream films.
tenor.com/view/john-bi...
Movie you've seen more than six times with a gif. "Extremely HARD mode" No Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, Marvel, or Domestic(US) mainstream films.
tenor.com/view/john-bi...
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Do y’all not see that these attempts to make Mamdani a Jew vs Muslim issue is CLASSIC white supremacy pitting minority groups against each other in order to divide us because we are very dangerous to them when we’re in community?? Are y’all for real gonna fall for that shit!?
June 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Do y’all not see that these attempts to make Mamdani a Jew vs Muslim issue is CLASSIC white supremacy pitting minority groups against each other in order to divide us because we are very dangerous to them when we’re in community?? Are y’all for real gonna fall for that shit!?
So, I had a truly silly idea for currency by way of worldbuilding: “Duckloons.” Minted by a small nation on a major waterfowl migration route, they feature a mallard on one face, and a loon on the other. There is constant debate over which side is heads and which is tails.
June 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
So, I had a truly silly idea for currency by way of worldbuilding: “Duckloons.” Minted by a small nation on a major waterfowl migration route, they feature a mallard on one face, and a loon on the other. There is constant debate over which side is heads and which is tails.
Nearly got run over by Anne McCaffrey in a scooter at DragonCon one year.
I was in a very long silent elevator ride with Mira Furlan.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 14, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Nearly got run over by Anne McCaffrey in a scooter at DragonCon one year.
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Must suck to have had one of the leading IP lawyers in the industry working your game and then you decide you didn’t need him anymore, and then this happens. Hope my popcorn isn’t burning.
May 29, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Must suck to have had one of the leading IP lawyers in the industry working your game and then you decide you didn’t need him anymore, and then this happens. Hope my popcorn isn’t burning.
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I will vote for any Democrat who promises to prosecute any ice agent who detains or arrests anyone illegally.
May 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I will vote for any Democrat who promises to prosecute any ice agent who detains or arrests anyone illegally.
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It Is Time We, As A Country, Give Chris Van Hollen a Gundam
(my latest for NYT Opinion):
(my latest for NYT Opinion):
April 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
It Is Time We, As A Country, Give Chris Van Hollen a Gundam
(my latest for NYT Opinion):
(my latest for NYT Opinion):
It’s late, I should be asleep, and I’m bored. Guess I’ll share my favorite weird music video:
youtu.be/SSwsiAKv5K8
youtu.be/SSwsiAKv5K8
Nijigen Complex - My Dragon
YouTube video by kiryumexicoST
youtu.be
April 16, 2025 at 6:24 AM
It’s late, I should be asleep, and I’m bored. Guess I’ll share my favorite weird music video:
youtu.be/SSwsiAKv5K8
youtu.be/SSwsiAKv5K8
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April 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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What "perfect" albums came out when you were 16?
March 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
What "perfect" albums came out when you were 16?