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Hold me close
I hate you the most
Failed human
(he/him)
I hate you the most
Failed human
(he/him)
Finally got around to playing Stray and man oh man am I ever glad I didn’t know anything about it besides “you’re a cat.”
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Finally got around to playing Stray and man oh man am I ever glad I didn’t know anything about it besides “you’re a cat.”
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Hard sci makes for strong fi.
Strong fi makes for good roman.
Good roman makes for soft tasy.
Soft tasy calls for hard sci
Strong fi makes for good roman.
Good roman makes for soft tasy.
Soft tasy calls for hard sci
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Hard sci makes for strong fi.
Strong fi makes for good roman.
Good roman makes for soft tasy.
Soft tasy calls for hard sci
Strong fi makes for good roman.
Good roman makes for soft tasy.
Soft tasy calls for hard sci
![An elderly woman in ~late 18th century clothing standing on a grassy lawn. An edited caption reads, “If [giving wives orgasms] is [gay], consider me [Truman Capote].”
[scene from “Billy Madison”]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:sxbywlqz4vsiylf7iu6rr3ak/bafkreibbgk4emilymq5rt7ba3vmucsglczitizfoev4ihvc2dqq77bjmyq@jpeg)
They need one of these where the Wojak is sucking off someone else’s brainwang
November 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
They need one of these where the Wojak is sucking off someone else’s brainwang
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Scheduling two things at the same time, that’s one of the reasons so many people thought Bush was dumb
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Scheduling two things at the same time, that’s one of the reasons so many people thought Bush was dumb
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GIMME FUEL GIMME FIRE GIMME
December 16, 2023 at 10:15 PM
GIMME FUEL GIMME FIRE GIMME
When candy is “fun size” it should be fucking gigantic. The stuff that gets the label now is really more of a “responsible size.”
October 31, 2025 at 11:13 PM
When candy is “fun size” it should be fucking gigantic. The stuff that gets the label now is really more of a “responsible size.”
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LGBTQIA+ is rebranding as LGBTQIA MAX
October 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
LGBTQIA+ is rebranding as LGBTQIA MAX
Knocks it down from a 3-way tie to a split decision between Big Trouble in Little China and Overboard
October 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Knocks it down from a 3-way tie to a split decision between Big Trouble in Little China and Overboard
Sexy Mara Corday eye
October 25, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Sexy Mara Corday eye
I fear the ladies may end up overselling their interest in Rotta once they realize it could earn them this fine fellow’s friendship
Oh wow, that article has TAKES (from an ignorant asshole). It includes insights about Star Wars too! So uh, yeah. Wow. I wouldn't engage with this clickbait but it beats engaging with reality (this piece does not reflect reality).
October 25, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I fear the ladies may end up overselling their interest in Rotta once they realize it could earn them this fine fellow’s friendship
Gotta say I’m a little disappointed that “you don’t care as much about genocide as me and the senate candidate with the Nazi genocide soldiers’ logo tattooed on his tit do” arguments are all over the Behind the Bastards subreddit, too
October 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Gotta say I’m a little disappointed that “you don’t care as much about genocide as me and the senate candidate with the Nazi genocide soldiers’ logo tattooed on his tit do” arguments are all over the Behind the Bastards subreddit, too
How long until we find out that wolf is, like, the Aryan animal guardian who devours all the mud-races at the end of time or whatever?
October 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
How long until we find out that wolf is, like, the Aryan animal guardian who devours all the mud-races at the end of time or whatever?
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Finally: team Lisa
October 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Finally: team Lisa
I want somebody who won’t bow and scrape for Lockheed-Martin, and that someone is the Blackwater mercenary!
October 22, 2025 at 8:50 AM
I want somebody who won’t bow and scrape for Lockheed-Martin, and that someone is the Blackwater mercenary!
It’s like the White House grew a tumor.
Also, that ballroom looks like shit!
Also, that ballroom looks like shit!
October 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
It’s like the White House grew a tumor.
Also, that ballroom looks like shit!
Also, that ballroom looks like shit!
Never watched CBS’s “Watson” before but the fact that DOCTOR Watson doesn’t know how to expand a paper mask when he wears it doesn’t bode well for its attention to detail
![A black man in a dress shirt sits with his hands on the table in front of him. He’s wearing a paper surgical mask that hasn’t had its accordion folds expanded, and consequently it doesn’t even reach down under his chin
[scene from the TV show “Watson”]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:sxbywlqz4vsiylf7iu6rr3ak/bafkreif6h7axol7q3qrvqksaf2bte45r3f22i6kijzlpuvcanq43zftowe@jpeg)
October 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Never watched CBS’s “Watson” before but the fact that DOCTOR Watson doesn’t know how to expand a paper mask when he wears it doesn’t bode well for its attention to detail
My cousin has a guest-spot on FBI tonight doing slav-face and goddamn I just couldn’t be prouder
October 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
My cousin has a guest-spot on FBI tonight doing slav-face and goddamn I just couldn’t be prouder
Cocoa, FL showed up again and this lady was a big hit
October 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Cocoa, FL showed up again and this lady was a big hit
Episode I: The Fat Young Men-Tits
Episode II: A Jack of the Bones
Episode III: Re-Minge of the Slit
Episode II: A Jack of the Bones
Episode III: Re-Minge of the Slit
September 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Episode I: The Fat Young Men-Tits
Episode II: A Jack of the Bones
Episode III: Re-Minge of the Slit
Episode II: A Jack of the Bones
Episode III: Re-Minge of the Slit
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I hate goin to ppl house & they ceiling fan spinnin loose af. Btch is it safe n here
September 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I hate goin to ppl house & they ceiling fan spinnin loose af. Btch is it safe n here
Talk about the purest distillation of a thing, holy shit. Real murdering Jesus and wearing his skin shit right here.
September 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Talk about the purest distillation of a thing, holy shit. Real murdering Jesus and wearing his skin shit right here.
It came today, the day every child fears; today was the day my mother asked me, “what’s a groyper?”
September 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It came today, the day every child fears; today was the day my mother asked me, “what’s a groyper?”