mechanical jam
@electricjelly.bsky.social
Hold me close
I hate you the most
Failed human
(he/him)
I hate you the most
Failed human
(he/him)
Ugh, now I’m imagining main character of Murder, She Wrote, Jessica Felcher
November 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Ugh, now I’m imagining main character of Murder, She Wrote, Jessica Felcher
Y’know i guess it worked cause I was lookin at the picture thinkin’ “damn that man is surprisingly well-preserved”
November 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Y’know i guess it worked cause I was lookin at the picture thinkin’ “damn that man is surprisingly well-preserved”
When it hurt its little leg I just about DIED
November 21, 2025 at 3:52 AM
When it hurt its little leg I just about DIED
Shame that that last clarifying clause was necessary, but sadly there are multiple incompetent reality TV morons gripping the levers of power these days
November 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Shame that that last clarifying clause was necessary, but sadly there are multiple incompetent reality TV morons gripping the levers of power these days
Anyway, thanks for suffering so hilariously.
November 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Anyway, thanks for suffering so hilariously.
Oh my god, is that a BRAK FLAG hat?!?!
November 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Oh my god, is that a BRAK FLAG hat?!?!
There’s this wonderful synchronicity between the pants creases and the highlight on the shoes that makes it look like he’s got some kind of janky rods stickin’ out of his britches
November 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
There’s this wonderful synchronicity between the pants creases and the highlight on the shoes that makes it look like he’s got some kind of janky rods stickin’ out of his britches
I would say she’s disgracing the name of Space Ghost but honestly I could see Tad Ghostal doing blackface and getting very defensive when called on it
November 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I would say she’s disgracing the name of Space Ghost but honestly I could see Tad Ghostal doing blackface and getting very defensive when called on it
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Hard sci makes for strong fi.
Strong fi makes for good roman.
Good roman makes for soft tasy.
Soft tasy calls for hard sci
Strong fi makes for good roman.
Good roman makes for soft tasy.
Soft tasy calls for hard sci
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Hard sci makes for strong fi.
Strong fi makes for good roman.
Good roman makes for soft tasy.
Soft tasy calls for hard sci
Strong fi makes for good roman.
Good roman makes for soft tasy.
Soft tasy calls for hard sci
Weird how 200 countries are on his responsibilities list but half of Congress isn’t.
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Weird how 200 countries are on his responsibilities list but half of Congress isn’t.
I like to think that RFKj was quoting Ben Shapiro’s fiction when he dropped the line about taking a bullet
November 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I like to think that RFKj was quoting Ben Shapiro’s fiction when he dropped the line about taking a bullet
Deflation is stored in the balls, that’s why we fired all those DEI vagina-havers and replaced them with Fox News-vetted scrotal tanners
November 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Deflation is stored in the balls, that’s why we fired all those DEI vagina-havers and replaced them with Fox News-vetted scrotal tanners
The lady clerked for John Roberts and Brett Kavanaugh, save your sympathy for someone who isn’t totally in the cult
November 14, 2025 at 5:11 AM
The lady clerked for John Roberts and Brett Kavanaugh, save your sympathy for someone who isn’t totally in the cult
Man, and I thought the line about the machine hit hard in ‘99
November 13, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Man, and I thought the line about the machine hit hard in ‘99
Which is ironic, since nobody wants your money as much as a billionaire
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Which is ironic, since nobody wants your money as much as a billionaire
That little strip of stage where CPAC had “we are domestic terrorists” scrolling by in days gone past is gonna read, “actually, it’s called ‘ephebophilia’ and its perfectly normal” in one of the next couple of iterations.
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Scheduling two things at the same time, that’s one of the reasons so many people thought Bush was dumb
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Scheduling two things at the same time, that’s one of the reasons so many people thought Bush was dumb
The love-child of Walton Goggins and Guy Fieri
November 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The love-child of Walton Goggins and Guy Fieri
The app OmniCrosswords lets you enjoy the NYT crossword (and several others) witthout benefitting those creeps at all!
November 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The app OmniCrosswords lets you enjoy the NYT crossword (and several others) witthout benefitting those creeps at all!
I dunno, Tucker seems to be usurping Alex Jones’ crackpot throne, now he spends his time 9/11 truther-ing and telling tales of waking up scratched from dream-battles with literal demons. I know we’re pretty cooked as a nation but dear god I hope we’re not THAT far gone.
November 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I dunno, Tucker seems to be usurping Alex Jones’ crackpot throne, now he spends his time 9/11 truther-ing and telling tales of waking up scratched from dream-battles with literal demons. I know we’re pretty cooked as a nation but dear god I hope we’re not THAT far gone.
That little strip of stage where CPAC had “we are domestic terrorists” scrolling by in days gone past is gonna read, “actually, it’s called ‘ephebophilia’ and its perfectly normal” in one of the next couple of iterations.
November 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
That little strip of stage where CPAC had “we are domestic terrorists” scrolling by in days gone past is gonna read, “actually, it’s called ‘ephebophilia’ and its perfectly normal” in one of the next couple of iterations.