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“Hey Scott, were Mormons considered white when they were establishing themselves in America?”

Scott:
The same shot of Fred Willard from the above image (now in front of the film’s original background) above the text, “I DON’T THINK SO”
November 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Fred Willard with puffy, frosted hair and a look of manic bemusement. Text beneath him reads, “Wha’ Hae?” [image sourced from the movie “A Mighty Wind”]
November 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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DVD box art for the film “Breaking the Waves.” The title has been altered to read “Braking the Waves,” and Brak has been photoshopped onto it.
November 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Hey, he also gave UNKLE a cool sample to link two tracks with!
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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A bald, heavyset man (Brian Baumgartner) in a suit and tie is sitting in an office. Bottom text has been edited to read, “Why waste time [type] lot [key] when [two] [click] do trick?” [scene from “The Office” (U.S.)]
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Accounts payable?!
The Onion commentary columnist Herbert Kornfeld, lookin’ fly as hell in glasses and rockin’ a dope-ass neatly-trimmed mustache
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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An elderly woman in ~late 18th century clothing standing on a grassy lawn. An edited caption reads, “If [giving wives orgasms] is [gay], consider me [Truman Capote].” [scene from “Billy Madison”]
November 16, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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They need one of these where the Wojak is sucking off someone else’s brainwang
Four panel cartoon: 1-wojak with dick and balls for a cranium. The dick is engorged and hanging down over the wojak’s face 2- Wojak is happily sucking on the dick 3- Still suckin’, the balls are now shriveled 4- the balls and dick are now fully refractory and the wojak smiles in dim satisfaction
November 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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A young Jedi in black clothes thrusts his lightsaber down through the canopy of the flying cat he’s clinging to the roof of as the driver looks on. The picture is captioned, “you’re gonna get some hop-ons.”
November 12, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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Comic panel in the style of a Chick Tract. It shows a speeding car crashing into a tree w/SCREEECH and CRASH! sfx. The driver is yelling “YAAAAAA*,” and there’s a note at the bottom of the panel which reads “*Hebrews 4:7.” [from “Devil Doll” by Dan Clowes]
November 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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You sure about that, buddy?
An image of a very distinctive skull (I hesitate to even use the term “and crossbones,” since the bones are so close together, and their centers so obscured by the skull which, unlike many skull and crossbones designs, is directly in front of them) design. Text below the image reads “The second version of the SS-Totenkopf; used from 1934 to 1945.” [image from wikipedia]
October 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Sexy Mara Corday eye
Skeet from lacey (at bye lacey dot bsky dot social): your halloween costume is “sexy” + the last thing you google searched this year i’ll be going as “sexy bus schedule”
October 25, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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Pairs well with the concrete conduit sewer tunnel filled with baby concrete conduit segments
Still from the final moments of the godawful AI game video being discussed: the player is in a concrete sewer tunnel staring at a pile of small concrete conduit segments.
October 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Well the first photo is the specific one being discussed in the screenshotted comment and these are the bolts in question, so it’s the literal Nazi insignia he’s making excuses for that “suggest” he’s ok with Nazi insignia
Detail of the left hand photo two skeets above showing a pair of Sig runes, famously used as insignia on Nazi SS uniforms, tattooed on a police officer’s arm
October 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Guess whatever AI he used to crank out this slop was trained on the works of Keenan Ivory Wayans because this dude is straight out of I’m Gonna Get You Sucka’s Pimp of the Year scene
Image from the above-posted video showing an extremely cliche’d Pimp in wide-brimmed hat, knee-length fur coat, and carrying a cane
October 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Never watched CBS’s “Watson” before but the fact that DOCTOR Watson doesn’t know how to expand a paper mask when he wears it doesn’t bode well for its attention to detail
A black man in a dress shirt sits with his hands on the table in front of him. He’s wearing a paper surgical mask that hasn’t had its accordion folds expanded, and consequently it doesn’t even reach down under his chin [scene from the TV show “Watson”]
October 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Tradin away some gains in MArgentinaGA
My excuse is beef prices will drop
Some people say I’m really into Milei
But it’s all
For a rich guy named Rob
Billionaire finance creep Rob Citronella appearing on CNBC. He’s bald and wearing a polo and eyeglasses with thick, brightly-colored frames that do NOT suit him. There’s a chyron which reads, lRob Citroen’s Inflation Warning.”
October 20, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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Cocoa, FL showed up again and this lady was a big hit
A woman in a straw hat wearing one of those inflatable costumes that makes the wearer look like they’re riding an animal, which in this case is a rainbow-colored chicken wearing sunglasses. She’s holding a round sign that’s a photograph of Donald Trump wearing a doofusy, round-mouthed expression, bordered by the words “how can so much shit come out of one asshole? Behind her are various other protestors holding a variety of signs and flags.
October 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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OG Tron’s screenwriter really cooked with this exchange, though:
Text Dr. Walter Gibbs [laughs] You’ve got to expect some static. After all, computers are just machines; they can’t think. Alan Bradley: Some programs will be thinking soon. Dr. Walter Gibbs: Won’t that be grand? Computers and the programs will start thinking and the people will stop.
October 14, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Ok, this is kind of blowing my mind because I made this thing for fun 9 or 10 years ago with no knowledge of this story and now it feels like it was fated or something
The movie poster for Robocop, featuring the title character, a silver metallic cyborg police officer, as he steps out of his police cruiser. Robocop’s signature eye visor has been replaced by an Oreo cookie, viewed edge-on. The film’s title has been altered to read “Oreobocop,” and the film’s tag line now reads, “part cookie, part cream, all cop.”
October 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Legendary Paramount honcho Robert Evans as a young man, looking arguably forlorn
October 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Larry Goone, Larry Goone…his name is Larry Goone!
Still from the video for “Ebeneezer Goode” by The Shamen. Everything has a pissy yellow cast and the singer is wearing plenty of eye makeup as he makes a cheeky kind of “oh, that’s a naughty thing to say” face
September 29, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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Mitch Hedberg doin’ some standup
September 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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So many painful details in that picture but for some reason this is the one that really gets me:
Detail of the photograph in the above-posted screenshot of the black man’s dress shirt which has the top 3(?) buttons undone, allowing his skinny silver chain to peek out
September 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM