Kageyama Satsuki
@kagesatsuki.com
Grown-up wannabe with varied interests. https://kagesatsuki.com
Previously @KageSatsuki on the hells(h)ite. ***DMs are off***
Previously @KageSatsuki on the hells(h)ite. ***DMs are off***
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Kageyama Satsuki
@kagesatsuki.com
· Oct 26
For those who don't know me; I am Kage. Just some old fossil who likes to draw, game and cook. Quit Twitter recently in hopes of less doom and gloom under fairer skies. Pleased to meet you. These are my two online avatars.
And for the familiar faces, happy to see you again :D
And for the familiar faces, happy to see you again :D
I think it's kinda sad that my immediate thought upon hearing that Vine is making a return, was:
"Ah what's their nefarious funding plan going to involve?"
The weird innocence of the internet was left behind in the 90s
"Ah what's their nefarious funding plan going to involve?"
The weird innocence of the internet was left behind in the 90s
November 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I think it's kinda sad that my immediate thought upon hearing that Vine is making a return, was:
"Ah what's their nefarious funding plan going to involve?"
The weird innocence of the internet was left behind in the 90s
"Ah what's their nefarious funding plan going to involve?"
The weird innocence of the internet was left behind in the 90s
So when new slangs pop up I always try to guess what they mean based on context clues first! It’s like a game to me.
For example: FYP (For You Page)
I thought it meant “For Your Perusal” at first, based on multiple context instances.
Which really wasn’t far off anyway 🤪
For example: FYP (For You Page)
I thought it meant “For Your Perusal” at first, based on multiple context instances.
Which really wasn’t far off anyway 🤪
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
So when new slangs pop up I always try to guess what they mean based on context clues first! It’s like a game to me.
For example: FYP (For You Page)
I thought it meant “For Your Perusal” at first, based on multiple context instances.
Which really wasn’t far off anyway 🤪
For example: FYP (For You Page)
I thought it meant “For Your Perusal” at first, based on multiple context instances.
Which really wasn’t far off anyway 🤪
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Ate something over the weekend so good I immediately started dancing 🤤
November 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Ate something over the weekend so good I immediately started dancing 🤤
Out of sheer morbid curiosity I do wonder what the medical community is calling/will call chronic posture problems caused from being hunched over using mobile devices for too long.
November 13, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Out of sheer morbid curiosity I do wonder what the medical community is calling/will call chronic posture problems caused from being hunched over using mobile devices for too long.
Update: healing well, though I’ve had to borrow moisturiser to keep the scabs from cracking
Today, I regret not learning about beauty products from the female members of my household.
Why?
I used a pumice stone scrub.... on my chest.
Please help. It hurts so bad...
Why?
I used a pumice stone scrub.... on my chest.
Please help. It hurts so bad...
November 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Update: healing well, though I’ve had to borrow moisturiser to keep the scabs from cracking
Rare side profile capture of Lil Guy the chinchilla
November 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Rare side profile capture of Lil Guy the chinchilla
All the economists panicking over businesses big and small seeing sales drops, flouting big words and figures and blah blah.
We the commonfolk just can’t afford shit no more what the fuck is so tough to get through your numb skulls
We the commonfolk just can’t afford shit no more what the fuck is so tough to get through your numb skulls
November 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
All the economists panicking over businesses big and small seeing sales drops, flouting big words and figures and blah blah.
We the commonfolk just can’t afford shit no more what the fuck is so tough to get through your numb skulls
We the commonfolk just can’t afford shit no more what the fuck is so tough to get through your numb skulls
Ate something over the weekend so good I immediately started dancing 🤤
November 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Ate something over the weekend so good I immediately started dancing 🤤
"COVID lockdown was like a trauma to much of the world"
My introvert self: ... COVID aside, that was one of the best, most damn peaceful times of my life
My introvert self: ... COVID aside, that was one of the best, most damn peaceful times of my life
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
"COVID lockdown was like a trauma to much of the world"
My introvert self: ... COVID aside, that was one of the best, most damn peaceful times of my life
My introvert self: ... COVID aside, that was one of the best, most damn peaceful times of my life
Had a brief for an icon to represent a few themes coalescing into one. Did my research, sketched out an idea. Showed it to my supervisor who thought it was good but asked ChatGPT for better ideas, ‘just to see’ if it had any. (1/2)
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Had a brief for an icon to represent a few themes coalescing into one. Did my research, sketched out an idea. Showed it to my supervisor who thought it was good but asked ChatGPT for better ideas, ‘just to see’ if it had any. (1/2)
My timeline is currently flooded by photos of beautiful auroras.
THIS IS THE SOCIAL MEDIA I WANTED FOREVER
THIS IS THE SOCIAL MEDIA I WANTED FOREVER
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
My timeline is currently flooded by photos of beautiful auroras.
THIS IS THE SOCIAL MEDIA I WANTED FOREVER
THIS IS THE SOCIAL MEDIA I WANTED FOREVER
This is why I like dumb appliances.
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
This is why I like dumb appliances.
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Vampire girlfriend answers burning questions.
November 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Vampire girlfriend answers burning questions.
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Sweetness, crunchiness, and destiny collide this Pocky Day! 🍫⚔️
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Sweetness, crunchiness, and destiny collide this Pocky Day! 🍫⚔️
Was dozing off and the most dumbass thought crept into my head:
"The armpit is the head's crotch."
???????????????? I jolted awake because of how stupid that was????
"The armpit is the head's crotch."
???????????????? I jolted awake because of how stupid that was????
November 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Was dozing off and the most dumbass thought crept into my head:
"The armpit is the head's crotch."
???????????????? I jolted awake because of how stupid that was????
"The armpit is the head's crotch."
???????????????? I jolted awake because of how stupid that was????
Vampire girlfriend answers burning questions.
November 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Vampire girlfriend answers burning questions.
Some of the best vegetarian food is within Indian cuisine 🤤
November 10, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Some of the best vegetarian food is within Indian cuisine 🤤
Found the cock responsible >:O
November 10, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Found the cock responsible >:O
Put together some leftover stew~
November 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Put together some leftover stew~
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BEHOLD MY UNREASONABLY CUTE CHINCHILLA SON.
Omfg how can I not snorgle Lil Guy when he looks this adorable
Omfg how can I not snorgle Lil Guy when he looks this adorable
November 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
BEHOLD MY UNREASONABLY CUTE CHINCHILLA SON.
Omfg how can I not snorgle Lil Guy when he looks this adorable
Omfg how can I not snorgle Lil Guy when he looks this adorable
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My biggest pet peeve atm is people dooming whatever I eat.
"Meat increases your chances of cancer."
"Sugar is sooooo bad for you, it increases your chance of.."
Shut the hell up. Being alive increases your chances of dying to 100%.
"Meat increases your chances of cancer."
"Sugar is sooooo bad for you, it increases your chance of.."
Shut the hell up. Being alive increases your chances of dying to 100%.
November 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
My biggest pet peeve atm is people dooming whatever I eat.
"Meat increases your chances of cancer."
"Sugar is sooooo bad for you, it increases your chance of.."
Shut the hell up. Being alive increases your chances of dying to 100%.
"Meat increases your chances of cancer."
"Sugar is sooooo bad for you, it increases your chance of.."
Shut the hell up. Being alive increases your chances of dying to 100%.
