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Kageyama Satsuki
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Tired grown-up wannabe with varied interests. https://kagesatsuki.com

Previously @KageSatsuki on the hells(h)ite. ***DMs are off***
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For those who don't know me; I am Kage. Just some old fossil who likes to draw, game and cook. Quit Twitter recently in hopes of less doom and gloom under fairer skies. Pleased to meet you. These are my two online avatars.

And for the familiar faces, happy to see you again :D
Accurate btw. Asian mothers are something else.

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Based on a true story #korean #skit #sketch #relatable #meme #memes
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December 7, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Reasonable portions for this week's bento meal prep!
December 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
#Genshin 6.2 AQ done. No more dodging spoilers weee
December 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Translators pls. #Genshin
December 6, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I... was drinking water at the wrong time. Choked and did a spit take.... #Genshin
December 6, 2025 at 9:47 AM
They talking about Lil Guy over in #Genshin
December 6, 2025 at 8:41 AM
All I see is enough crabmeat for an expensive all-you-can-eat buffet... #FFXIV
December 6, 2025 at 6:05 AM
The lore:

Jason C Miller and him = tabletop game buds. J told him the #FFXIV community is amazing so he made a song & sent to Soken out of the blue. Soken got sent into orbit with shook & excite. YoshiP surprised pikachu. It took a year to incorporate it appropriately and get it cleared with legal.
Light it up, let's go! 🔥

A new song by award-winning guitarist Tom Morello, featuring Beartooth, is making its way onto the Arcadion stage in #FFXIV!

Here's a message from Tom and a preview of the upcoming track, Everything Burns!
December 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Oh my god what do you mean Soken didn’t even ask for it, Tom basically just went “we heard they were huge fans so we wrote them a song to use however they want”
December 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Thank you @jasoncharlesmiller.com for making this happen! #FFXIV
Light it up, let's go! 🔥

A new song by award-winning guitarist Tom Morello, featuring Beartooth, is making its way onto the Arcadion stage in #FFXIV!

Here's a message from Tom and a preview of the upcoming track, Everything Burns!
December 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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How time feels at different points of my life @.@
December 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Current mood:

#Genshin
December 4, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Colleagues trying to figure out my weight loss regime and why it seems so effective.

They thought it was some hardcore exercise or special diet

Literally, all I did was simply eat less... Too lazy for anything else lol
December 4, 2025 at 4:41 AM
How time feels at different points of my life @.@
December 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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"Just once a month. Any more and they won't be able to bounce back as well..." - Vampire girlfriend
December 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM
If someone’s ever said something so dumb that left you blank and speechless,

You were—in fact—CC’d temporarily irl via a powerful stunlock

#Showerthoughts
December 2, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Prion diseases are literal brainrot

#Showerthoughts
December 2, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Ate too much at lunch and now the unstoppable force of food coma is here to claim my soul help
December 2, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I’ll always deadname Twitter 💖
December 2, 2025 at 2:24 AM
"Just once a month. Any more and they won't be able to bounce back as well..." - Vampire girlfriend
December 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Gonna crash out trying to digitise my mother’s very old recipe book. Imperial measurements AND archaic Asian ones omfg
December 1, 2025 at 8:01 AM
For example:

Recipe title: APPLE TART
Ingredients: 3 MEDIUM PINEAPPLES

MY ABSOLUTE CONFUSION but my mother told me both terms were somewhat interchangeable back in the day?!

Food historian moment indeed
Already feeling like a food historian trying to digitise my mother’s 65+ year-old recipe book and coming across terms and brands that are not around anymore… 💀

AND WHY ARE ALL THE INGREDIENTS IN IMPERIAL MEASUREMENTS EFF THIS
December 1, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Already feeling like a food historian trying to digitise my mother’s 65+ year-old recipe book and coming across terms and brands that are not around anymore… 💀

AND WHY ARE ALL THE INGREDIENTS IN IMPERIAL MEASUREMENTS EFF THIS
December 1, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Typo’d a recipe:

‘Few drops of demon essence’ (instead of ‘lemon’)

And suddenly I’m some bog witch
December 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Lowkey wondering if anaemia made my depressive bouts worse at the time because when I feel down now (no longer anaemic) it really doesn’t feel as extreme as it used to be.
December 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM