Stewart Mason
@stewartmason.bsky.social
It's mostly gonna be cats and records, you guys.
As a Gen Xer, I retain my right to never give a fuck what anybody who ever willingly went on MTV's The Real World has to say on any subject.
The transportation secretary (Duffy) of Trump’s out of touch regime of, by, and for ultra rich people again wardrobe-shames Americans struggling with high prices and tells us all to stop dressing like slobs when we travel.
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
As a Gen Xer, I retain my right to never give a fuck what anybody who ever willingly went on MTV's The Real World has to say on any subject.
A movie that takes place where you're from.
(Likely the only movie that takes place where I'm from, and even then only like the first act.)
(Likely the only movie that takes place where I'm from, and even then only like the first act.)
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
A movie that takes place where you're from.
(Likely the only movie that takes place where I'm from, and even then only like the first act.)
(Likely the only movie that takes place where I'm from, and even then only like the first act.)
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took a clipboard to the grocery store this morning. this ain’t a fuckin game
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
took a clipboard to the grocery store this morning. this ain’t a fuckin game
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Also no one including me thinks MTG is anything other than an opportunist
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Also no one including me thinks MTG is anything other than an opportunist
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A lot of disinformation is circulating about what Senators/Representatives Slotkin, Kelly, Crow, Deluzio, Goodlander, and Houlahan actually said. Here is the transcript. It contains no accusation that the President issued unlawful orders, no call to disobey lawful orders, and no advocacy of mutiny.
November 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
A lot of disinformation is circulating about what Senators/Representatives Slotkin, Kelly, Crow, Deluzio, Goodlander, and Houlahan actually said. Here is the transcript. It contains no accusation that the President issued unlawful orders, no call to disobey lawful orders, and no advocacy of mutiny.
Well, thanks for ruining blow jobs for the rest of us, RFK Jr...
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Well, thanks for ruining blow jobs for the rest of us, RFK Jr...
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What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
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Keep this story in the news.
"Man Detained by ICE Found Dead, Hanging With Hands and Feet Tied—Attorney"
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
"Man Detained by ICE Found Dead, Hanging With Hands and Feet Tied—Attorney"
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
Man detained by ICE found dead, hanging with hands and feet tied—attorney
The Chinese national died in Pennsylvania in August, but his family's requests for answers from DHS have gone unmet.
www.newsweek.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Keep this story in the news.
"Man Detained by ICE Found Dead, Hanging With Hands and Feet Tied—Attorney"
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
"Man Detained by ICE Found Dead, Hanging With Hands and Feet Tied—Attorney"
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
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MAGA: Trump is going to strip Mamdani of his citizenship!
Trump: I’d like to see Mamdani strip
Trump: I’d like to see Mamdani strip
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
MAGA: Trump is going to strip Mamdani of his citizenship!
Trump: I’d like to see Mamdani strip
Trump: I’d like to see Mamdani strip
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The funny thing about this meeting is that Mamdani didn't back down on a single policy point or anything he's said about Trump.
November 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
The funny thing about this meeting is that Mamdani didn't back down on a single policy point or anything he's said about Trump.
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completely outside of politics, this is so charming
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
completely outside of politics, this is so charming
[laughs in 6'6"]
it's mostly the airport that's unpleasant. once you're on the plane it's fine
November 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
[laughs in 6'6"]
Why do people give Taylor Swift shit when Carly Simon was out here writing "You're So Vain" over 50 years ago?
November 21, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Why do people give Taylor Swift shit when Carly Simon was out here writing "You're So Vain" over 50 years ago?
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Remember a few weeks ago when Trump brought in a couple bulldozers and demolished about a third of the White House? That was weird.
November 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Remember a few weeks ago when Trump brought in a couple bulldozers and demolished about a third of the White House? That was weird.
Almost making me like Radiohead for a minute.
A mid-press conference karaoke break for arresting a ICE agent—hell, let him go off
November 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Almost making me like Radiohead for a minute.
My 14-years-older-than-me wife, whom I have been with for 30 years, thinks you can go fuck yourself. I agree with her on this and most other issues.
Frankly, you weird in general for trying to date someone 10-20 years younger than you. Idc idc idc.
November 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My 14-years-older-than-me wife, whom I have been with for 30 years, thinks you can go fuck yourself. I agree with her on this and most other issues.
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If Mike Johnson is going to suck Trump's cock like this in a public space he needs to report this to his son with that app they use to report to each other when they get freaky.
Mike Johnson responds to my question about saying Democrats committed treasonable by death
November 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
If Mike Johnson is going to suck Trump's cock like this in a public space he needs to report this to his son with that app they use to report to each other when they get freaky.
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theres no coming back from this without prosecuting everyone up and down the chain of command
They lied about it. All of it. A thug cop shot an unarmed woman five times without justification, boasted about it to his colleagues, and then this administration tried cover it all up by arresting her and charging her with felonies.
Absolutely incredible; after shooting Marimar Martinez 5 times and arresting her on claims that she rammed them and pulled a gun, prosecutors have now moved to dismiss ALL criminal charges against her and her codefendant.
November 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
theres no coming back from this without prosecuting everyone up and down the chain of command
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In 2012, Larry Summers said in an NYT op-ed that my bilingualism would become useless.
In 2025, I still have a full-time job as a translator and he is unemployed.
In 2025, I still have a full-time job as a translator and he is unemployed.
November 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
In 2012, Larry Summers said in an NYT op-ed that my bilingualism would become useless.
In 2025, I still have a full-time job as a translator and he is unemployed.
In 2025, I still have a full-time job as a translator and he is unemployed.
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And what's to blame for that, TARGET?
Target said it doesn’t think holiday sales will be enough to turn around a tough year.
Target Predicting Week Holiday Sales As Consumer Angst Weighs On Season
Target said it doesn’t think holiday sales will be enough to turn around a tough year.
www.forbes.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
And what's to blame for that, TARGET?
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Look, I know we're all sick of hearing "if this had happened with any other president ..." but it's absolutely true and absolutely can't be forgotten.
For some reason, this nation gives this idiotic spoiled brat a free pass from things that would destroy the administration of any other person.
For some reason, this nation gives this idiotic spoiled brat a free pass from things that would destroy the administration of any other person.
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'
people.com/donald-trump...
people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Look, I know we're all sick of hearing "if this had happened with any other president ..." but it's absolutely true and absolutely can't be forgotten.
For some reason, this nation gives this idiotic spoiled brat a free pass from things that would destroy the administration of any other person.
For some reason, this nation gives this idiotic spoiled brat a free pass from things that would destroy the administration of any other person.
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I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.
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The bill only forces the release of unclassified information.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
November 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM