Stewart Mason
@stewartmason.bsky.social
It's mostly gonna be cats and records, you guys.
Trump also applies this principle to 12-year-old girls.
Trump: "Frankly, if these radical left lunatic Democrats would come and say, 'Please, help us, please,' we'd stop crimes all over the place. Sometimes we have to force ourselves upon them because they're so bad."
February 18, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Trump also applies this principle to 12-year-old girls.
Man, FUCK being tall. You think it's so great being 6'6"? I have to go to special stores to buy a damn t-shirt and jeans. There is not an airplane or movie theater I fit in. And why do y'all think I exist to get things off high shelves for you in the supermarket? I don't work there!
February 18, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Man, FUCK being tall. You think it's so great being 6'6"? I have to go to special stores to buy a damn t-shirt and jeans. There is not an airplane or movie theater I fit in. And why do y'all think I exist to get things off high shelves for you in the supermarket? I don't work there!
Congratulations, Gen Z is learning what it was like to live in the '80s. Now go find used bookstores and college radio.
February 18, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Congratulations, Gen Z is learning what it was like to live in the '80s. Now go find used bookstores and college radio.
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I will take any opportunity to post this again
February 18, 2026 at 4:54 PM
I will take any opportunity to post this again
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I imagine it was extremely disturbing
February 18, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I imagine it was extremely disturbing
It's the Louie Louie investigation all over again.
US agency sought transcript of Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime performance reut.rs/3OwbhKk
US agency sought transcript of Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime performance
The Federal Communications Commission requested transcripts of Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show performance from Comcast's NBC after a Republican lawmaker suggested it could violate federal indecency regulations, a member of the commission said Wednesday.
reut.rs
February 18, 2026 at 6:54 PM
It's the Louie Louie investigation all over again.
I dunno, why doesn't your mom?
February 18, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I dunno, why doesn't your mom?
Advertise your account with a gif...
February 17, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Advertise your account with a gif...
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Does that seem fair to you?
February 16, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Does that seem fair to you?
Elon, as someone who actually IS of Scots-Irish descent: go fuck yourself.
February 15, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Elon, as someone who actually IS of Scots-Irish descent: go fuck yourself.
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I’m sure this dude is fine. He does have a Nazi tattoo. And says women whine about sexual assault in the military. And that black people are stupid. But gosh darn it he says he’s a progressive, and since he’s white and male, who can really say what’s in a person’s heart.
Platner's dismissive comments about sexual assault in the military were so disgusting that a candidate who had experienced assault in the service dropped out to endorse Mills rather than risk Platner getting into the senate. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/progressiv...
Progressive Candidate Has Dropped Out Of ME Senate Race
Not Platner. Daira Smith-Rodriguez
www.everythingishorrible.net
February 15, 2026 at 7:28 AM
I’m sure this dude is fine. He does have a Nazi tattoo. And says women whine about sexual assault in the military. And that black people are stupid. But gosh darn it he says he’s a progressive, and since he’s white and male, who can really say what’s in a person’s heart.
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Inside the Debacle That Led to the Closure of El Paso’s Airspace
www.nytimes.com
February 15, 2026 at 4:07 AM
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Summer Olympics: who can run the fastest, jump the highest, throw the furthest
Winter Olympics: Who can polish the ice the best for ice-bowling. Who can fit an entire person between their ass cheeks on this ice luge
Winter Olympics: Who can polish the ice the best for ice-bowling. Who can fit an entire person between their ass cheeks on this ice luge
February 13, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Summer Olympics: who can run the fastest, jump the highest, throw the furthest
Winter Olympics: Who can polish the ice the best for ice-bowling. Who can fit an entire person between their ass cheeks on this ice luge
Winter Olympics: Who can polish the ice the best for ice-bowling. Who can fit an entire person between their ass cheeks on this ice luge
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No one is forcing you to say these things
February 12, 2026 at 9:21 PM
No one is forcing you to say these things
Feels on-brand that TNR puts the Nazi in front of the two POC who have actually won races.
A base that has long made pragmatic, sober decisions appears increasingly attracted to charismatic outsiders who promise to break from the party’s failures of the last decade. They see their party’s leaders as feckless and inept.
It’s the Democratic Tea Party, with a twist. trib.al/mC5cBDA
It’s the Democratic Tea Party, with a twist. trib.al/mC5cBDA
February 13, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Feels on-brand that TNR puts the Nazi in front of the two POC who have actually won races.
"Well, I know what you say, but I see the things you do and it's much too dangerous to get too close to you..."
-"Free World," Kirsty MacColl (1989)
-"Free World," Kirsty MacColl (1989)
Homan: "Operation Metro Surge is ending. In the next week, we're going to deploy the officers here on detail back to their home stations or to other areas of the country where they're needed."
February 12, 2026 at 8:20 PM
"Well, I know what you say, but I see the things you do and it's much too dangerous to get too close to you..."
-"Free World," Kirsty MacColl (1989)
-"Free World," Kirsty MacColl (1989)
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Do I know how fast I was going? Officer, the Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about. Don’t you dare laugh at me. I don’t know what’s so funny, you loser.
February 12, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Do I know how fast I was going? Officer, the Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about. Don’t you dare laugh at me. I don’t know what’s so funny, you loser.
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To be clear, we're saying they have no money and no documentation but somehow they're snatching up homes? In this economy?
HUD Secretary Scott Turner: "When tens of millions of people come across our borders unchecked and unvetted and they take the homes that the American people are supposed to have, including HUD funded homes, that puts a strain on the housing supply"
February 11, 2026 at 7:53 PM
To be clear, we're saying they have no money and no documentation but somehow they're snatching up homes? In this economy?
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This is the Republican party in a nutshell—they don’t give a damn about children who were raped by wealthy pedophiles. All they care about is helping their Epstein class donors (many of whom are in the Epstein Files themselves) get richer.
"He is the most transparent president in the nation's history!" -- Bondi is stammering as she attacks Democrats and tries to downplay Epstein as a distraction from the stock market
February 11, 2026 at 8:15 PM
This is the Republican party in a nutshell—they don’t give a damn about children who were raped by wealthy pedophiles. All they care about is helping their Epstein class donors (many of whom are in the Epstein Files themselves) get richer.
I'm still giggling over "meats and ferments."
Taking literally everything else off the table...is there even a single member of this administration who isn't a weird dweeby freak?
Taking literally everything else off the table...is there even a single member of this administration who isn't a weird dweeby freak?
February 11, 2026 at 4:06 AM
I'm still giggling over "meats and ferments."
Taking literally everything else off the table...is there even a single member of this administration who isn't a weird dweeby freak?
Taking literally everything else off the table...is there even a single member of this administration who isn't a weird dweeby freak?
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Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
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Some folks can have a come to Jesus moment and that's fine. The Epstein associates though? Best I can offer is an I'ma send your ass to Jesus moment.
February 10, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Some folks can have a come to Jesus moment and that's fine. The Epstein associates though? Best I can offer is an I'ma send your ass to Jesus moment.
Please proceed, AIPAC. Please proceed.
February 11, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Please proceed, AIPAC. Please proceed.
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"yes, I did take my kids to the pedophile island, which I previously lied about publicly and you should not read into that. I mean come on guys, it's not like I LEFT them there"
VAN HOLLEN: Did you in fact make the visit to Epstein's private island?
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
February 10, 2026 at 5:06 PM
"yes, I did take my kids to the pedophile island, which I previously lied about publicly and you should not read into that. I mean come on guys, it's not like I LEFT them there"
It's been 30 years for us and she's still into it, so...
i need to make this clear... i will never age out... it will only get worse... I've done all the "maturing" I desire to do
I aim to be deeply unserious and profoundly in love
I aim to be deeply unserious and profoundly in love
I'm talking answering the walkie talkies
using the sword i got you
wearing our matching shoes
using the sword i got you
wearing our matching shoes
February 10, 2026 at 6:00 AM
It's been 30 years for us and she's still into it, so...