Steve Rhoton
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Steve Rhoton
@steverhoton.com
I like plants and tech.
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Tom Brady, professional witness to helmet catches
December 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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the very last person who should be prattling on about the dangers of inexperience is the grifting troglodyte who killed millions when he was put in charge of “efficiency”
Best Twitter riposte of the day
December 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Can't wait for the loosened up, non-perfect, but quickly shipped AI-enhanced updates to hit my banking and insurance services next year.

Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
December 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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This tweet is several years old, but since all cats are witches, it explains his love for the song.
December 22, 2024 at 7:32 PM
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Whatever you imagined in your mind about the Files, the reality is a million times worse.
December 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:

"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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"we only let Carson Beck throw 20 passes" might go down as one of the greatest coaching moves in Miami history
December 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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And may every day be another wonderful secret.
December 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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This is the best Browns-Jets game I’ve ever seen
December 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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It is America 2025 and points are illegal
December 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing

TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers

Me:
December 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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From this point on, I'm forced to assume that every elected politician who does not immediately call for Trump's impeachment is in the Epstein files. Sorry. Just cutting the Gordian knot here, as one does during societal collapse.
December 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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The Epstein Files, everybody!
December 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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So the Trump FBI has let a serial killer get away
December 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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very weird feeling watching a seemingly coked out president yell at you for 20 minutes straight
December 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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well, nice to be able to skip the “this war isn’t for oil, how dare you” phase of things this time around
Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."
December 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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December 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.
utterly incapable of grace
December 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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None of this shit "I haven't seen it," you read it to Mike Johnson or Vance or whoever and tie it to their lecturing on not saying Charlie Kirk was a hatemonger
December 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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We've got a 79-year-old president that everyone treats like a 5-year-old
December 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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America, welcome aboard the very disgusting 2025 Oklahoma Sooners bandwagon. Get ready to root for some weird nasty shit. You’re gonna love it
December 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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“You madman! You’ll kill us both!”, the graphic
This graphic is something else
December 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award

Also Boomers:
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM