Steven Burns
@stevenroyburns.bsky.social
All my own teeth. Fulham, Ayr Utd, Windsor&Eton, London Scottish FC, Shed Seven, LibDems, Français, Deutsch, Srpsko-Hrvatski, Русскоязычный 🇺🇦 🏴🇲🇹 Still rocking the double denim. Not the Blue's Clues guy despite what Google AI thinks.
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Need anything from the Serbian boot sale?
November 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Need anything from the Serbian boot sale?
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Meanwhile in Tajikistan, President Emomali Rahmon is looking at this year’s bounteous harvest of fuck knows what.
November 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Meanwhile in Tajikistan, President Emomali Rahmon is looking at this year’s bounteous harvest of fuck knows what.
Small boats narrative has cooked people's brains.
It’s the exclusive everyone wanted, the story that will win next year’s Pulitzer…
I can reveal London’s giant AI generated Christmas artwork, the subject of much online mockery, is being torn down - and I honestly *genuinely* think you’ll never guess why. www.londoncentric.media/p/ai-artwork...
I can reveal London’s giant AI generated Christmas artwork, the subject of much online mockery, is being torn down - and I honestly *genuinely* think you’ll never guess why. www.londoncentric.media/p/ai-artwork...
London's giant AI artwork to be torn down
The bizarre story of why a much-talked-about creation is being torn down. Plus: Docklands Light Railway extension, giant laser stalks the night sky, and more tales of Android phone theft rejection.
www.londoncentric.media
November 20, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Small boats narrative has cooked people's brains.
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The Dutch election proved what we've been saying for ages: that PR voting systems tame extremist parties and expose them.
FPTP in Britain has delivered Reform's agenda without them needing to get anywhere near Number 10.
The Temper Trap author Stuart Donald for @politicshome.bsky.social.
FPTP in Britain has delivered Reform's agenda without them needing to get anywhere near Number 10.
The Temper Trap author Stuart Donald for @politicshome.bsky.social.
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The Dutch election proved what we've been saying for ages: that PR voting systems tame extremist parties and expose them.
FPTP in Britain has delivered Reform's agenda without them needing to get anywhere near Number 10.
The Temper Trap author Stuart Donald for @politicshome.bsky.social.
FPTP in Britain has delivered Reform's agenda without them needing to get anywhere near Number 10.
The Temper Trap author Stuart Donald for @politicshome.bsky.social.
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Oh, and finally, 4: the 129th anniversary of the sad demise of Station Jim, a dog which frequented Slough station, and which now resides there, stuffed, in a glass case
So, there are some things you know now. You really are most welcome
So, there are some things you know now. You really are most welcome
Stuffed dog that used to raise money at Berkshire railway station
Jim the dog was a beloved stray
www.getreading.co.uk
November 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Oh, and finally, 4: the 129th anniversary of the sad demise of Station Jim, a dog which frequented Slough station, and which now resides there, stuffed, in a glass case
So, there are some things you know now. You really are most welcome
So, there are some things you know now. You really are most welcome
November 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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I haven’t seen the Scottish that badly robbed by Scandinavians since the Vikings raided Iona in 1210.
November 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I haven’t seen the Scottish that badly robbed by Scandinavians since the Vikings raided Iona in 1210.
Never in the area. What the actual fuck. Not in a million. #SCODEN #TheFootball
November 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Never in the area. What the actual fuck. Not in a million. #SCODEN #TheFootball
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Crikey, Government actually doing something good and remembering to tell people. www.theguardian.com/money/2025/n...
Reselling tickets for profit to be outlawed in UK government crackdown
Touts – and ordinary consumers – will no longer be able to charge anything more than price at which they purchased ticket
www.theguardian.com
November 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Crikey, Government actually doing something good and remembering to tell people. www.theguardian.com/money/2025/n...
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Another from yesterday morning at the beach. Bertie retrieving a Frisbee from the sea... endlessly.
November 16, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Another from yesterday morning at the beach. Bertie retrieving a Frisbee from the sea... endlessly.
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If Scotland beat Denmark I will admit that I like Coldplay
DENMARK HAVE FAILED TO BEAT BELARUS AT HOME!
IF SCOTLAND BEAT DENMARK AT HAMPDEN ON TUESDAY, IT WILL BE THE FIRST TIME SCOTLAND HAVE SECURED QUALIFICATION TO A MAJOR TOURNAMENT IN FRONT OF FANS SINCE 1989!
It's only happened at Hampden three times in history!
IF SCOTLAND BEAT DENMARK AT HAMPDEN ON TUESDAY, IT WILL BE THE FIRST TIME SCOTLAND HAVE SECURED QUALIFICATION TO A MAJOR TOURNAMENT IN FRONT OF FANS SINCE 1989!
It's only happened at Hampden three times in history!
November 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
If Scotland beat Denmark I will admit that I like Coldplay
Che Adams. Fuck my old Aunt Ada. #GRESCO #TheFootball
November 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Che Adams. Fuck my old Aunt Ada. #GRESCO #TheFootball
Give Greece the play off place, we're a fucking embarrassment. #GRESCO #TheFootball
November 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Give Greece the play off place, we're a fucking embarrassment. #GRESCO #TheFootball
How, as a professional fucking striker, does Adams not bury that. Jesus Christ. #GRESCO #TheFootball
November 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
How, as a professional fucking striker, does Adams not bury that. Jesus Christ. #GRESCO #TheFootball
Gannon-Doak is gonna do an Archie Gemmill one day. #GRESCO #TheFootball
November 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Gannon-Doak is gonna do an Archie Gemmill one day. #GRESCO #TheFootball
I've got one strand of hope here. The rugby team waking up in the second half last week. They still lost, of course. #GRESCO #TheFootball
November 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I've got one strand of hope here. The rugby team waking up in the second half last week. They still lost, of course. #GRESCO #TheFootball
Speechless at how shit Scotland are. What the fuck. #GRESCO #TheFootball
November 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Speechless at how shit Scotland are. What the fuck. #GRESCO #TheFootball
And still we (well I don't) eat the poor bastards.
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
And still we (well I don't) eat the poor bastards.
25 minutes into Radio 4's flagship evening news programme and unless I'm much mistaken not a breath about the developing Trump Epstein story yet. Hmm.
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
25 minutes into Radio 4's flagship evening news programme and unless I'm much mistaken not a breath about the developing Trump Epstein story yet. Hmm.
The Tankard, near the Imperial War Museum. Was a brewdog until recently reopening with new owners. The pub is massive and the roof terrace is great in the summer. I also noted that they do free gravy and Yorkshire pudding refills if you have a Sunday roast there.
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Absolutely gone at this story from Harris on FB, the last sentence is pure Atlantic coast magic.
November 12, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Absolutely gone at this story from Harris on FB, the last sentence is pure Atlantic coast magic.
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See what’s happening. A Trumpist US media company has taken over Channel 5. Another US company is gunning for ITV. Our social media is saturated by Musk’s calls for civil war in the UK. The BBC is the last thing standing, and Trump/Johnson are trying to bring it down
November 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
See what’s happening. A Trumpist US media company has taken over Channel 5. Another US company is gunning for ITV. Our social media is saturated by Musk’s calls for civil war in the UK. The BBC is the last thing standing, and Trump/Johnson are trying to bring it down