Pafster
@pafbg.bsky.social
Record shop owner, #CPFC & We Buy Records podcast co-host. Living in 🇷🇸
My local cinema has what they call 'love seats'. If I was a young courting couple with nowhere to go for a romantic interlude.... simply book an empty Melania screening and have at it (whilst a Slovenian prostitute talks dirty in the background). Bring a cloth and wipe the seats before proceeding.
January 28, 2026 at 4:55 PM
My local cinema has what they call 'love seats'. If I was a young courting couple with nowhere to go for a romantic interlude.... simply book an empty Melania screening and have at it (whilst a Slovenian prostitute talks dirty in the background). Bring a cloth and wipe the seats before proceeding.
Melania documentary struggles in UK cinemas as Vue admits sales are ‘soft’ www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
This was always just another bribe dressed up as something else. Shout out to the person who bought the solitary ticket at Vue....but most venues it seems have sold no tickets.
This was always just another bribe dressed up as something else. Shout out to the person who bought the solitary ticket at Vue....but most venues it seems have sold no tickets.
Melania documentary struggles in UK cinemas as Vue admits sales are ‘soft’
Only one ticket sold for premiere of film about US first lady at Vue’s flagship London branch as insiders question launch strategy
www.theguardian.com
January 27, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Melania documentary struggles in UK cinemas as Vue admits sales are ‘soft’ www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
This was always just another bribe dressed up as something else. Shout out to the person who bought the solitary ticket at Vue....but most venues it seems have sold no tickets.
This was always just another bribe dressed up as something else. Shout out to the person who bought the solitary ticket at Vue....but most venues it seems have sold no tickets.
A scam WhatsApp message relating to an AirBnB booking. They know my name, my phone number, country I'm staying and when I'm staying. How? Any security bods have any clue?
January 26, 2026 at 5:47 PM
A scam WhatsApp message relating to an AirBnB booking. They know my name, my phone number, country I'm staying and when I'm staying. How? Any security bods have any clue?
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Money well spent... apparently Amazon are mobilising staff to attend the screenings. Be lucky if it makes a few million, and that'll be people rubber necking a car crash.
January 25, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Money well spent... apparently Amazon are mobilising staff to attend the screenings. Be lucky if it makes a few million, and that'll be people rubber necking a car crash.
Fuck AI devouring hardware resources..this nonsense is going to affect every aspect of life. This item was 15,000. It's now 65,000 £480. Taking into account local wages...that's the equivalent of about £1500.
January 25, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Fuck AI devouring hardware resources..this nonsense is going to affect every aspect of life. This item was 15,000. It's now 65,000 £480. Taking into account local wages...that's the equivalent of about £1500.
Trump's 'board of piss' is so ridiculous. He thinks Kosovo are going to pony up 1 billion dollars. That's what... a thousand dollars each person or 10 percent of the GDP. If he thinks that is happening I have some Russian camcorders he can buy....
January 25, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Trump's 'board of piss' is so ridiculous. He thinks Kosovo are going to pony up 1 billion dollars. That's what... a thousand dollars each person or 10 percent of the GDP. If he thinks that is happening I have some Russian camcorders he can buy....
I reckon I'll be closed for a good 2 days to celebrate...... possibly a week.
January 25, 2026 at 8:07 AM
I reckon I'll be closed for a good 2 days to celebrate...... possibly a week.
Just drop dead you horrible cunt.
January 24, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Just drop dead you horrible cunt.
This is his biggest grift yet. 1 Billion dollars to join his Board Of Piss...and the deranged padeo-rapist holds the purse strings. The ultimate bribe.
"I'm not letting you go to my 12-year-old birthday party, the one you said you weren't going to because your mean mom said to avoid me. SO THERE!!! Jokes on you, loser!!! Uninvited!!!!"
January 23, 2026 at 6:42 AM
This is his biggest grift yet. 1 Billion dollars to join his Board Of Piss...and the deranged padeo-rapist holds the purse strings. The ultimate bribe.
Actors names are spelt phonetically here...always makes me chuckle.
January 22, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Actors names are spelt phonetically here...always makes me chuckle.
I had no idea Greenland is actually quite small compared to its map representation. I suspect the orange paedo rapist didn't either....... suddenly it looks a lot less appealing to him.
January 22, 2026 at 9:06 AM
I had no idea Greenland is actually quite small compared to its map representation. I suspect the orange paedo rapist didn't either....... suddenly it looks a lot less appealing to him.
Pretty sure I've been making overly expensive Ragu sauce of late......Google translating minced beef to minced steak at the butcher...dawned on me this morning, he never sells me the ready made mince and minces stuff to the weight I ask for...and why it's 12 quid 😂
January 21, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Pretty sure I've been making overly expensive Ragu sauce of late......Google translating minced beef to minced steak at the butcher...dawned on me this morning, he never sells me the ready made mince and minces stuff to the weight I ask for...and why it's 12 quid 😂
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Someone I used to work with (and thought was a massive tit) has announced the (sad, obviously) death of her mother on LinkedIn (I know) with this sentence: "As a leader, an entrepreneur and human, I am having to grapple with a devastating rite of passage".
January 20, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Someone I used to work with (and thought was a massive tit) has announced the (sad, obviously) death of her mother on LinkedIn (I know) with this sentence: "As a leader, an entrepreneur and human, I am having to grapple with a devastating rite of passage".
What next, tariffs against Slovenia if Melania won't nosh him off....
January 17, 2026 at 7:44 PM
What next, tariffs against Slovenia if Melania won't nosh him off....
This is the highest award I've ever received.......I will not be handing it over to Trump.
January 16, 2026 at 4:34 PM
This is the highest award I've ever received.......I will not be handing it over to Trump.
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I have just presented Celtic's 1967 European trophy to Stenhousemuir. Thank you for your attention to this utter bullshit. 💚
January 16, 2026 at 7:44 AM
I have just presented Celtic's 1967 European trophy to Stenhousemuir. Thank you for your attention to this utter bullshit. 💚
Just checking in on my Palace friends.....
January 16, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Just checking in on my Palace friends.....
Finally shifted it.......💃💃💃
January 12, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Finally shifted it.......💃💃💃
Amazon handing over 40m for a Brett Ratner documentary about Melania. I guess they've at least made an effort to hide a bribe. Apparently sponsors could have product placement in film and an invite to the premiere for 10m. The grift never ends.....
January 12, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Amazon handing over 40m for a Brett Ratner documentary about Melania. I guess they've at least made an effort to hide a bribe. Apparently sponsors could have product placement in film and an invite to the premiere for 10m. The grift never ends.....
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Escape to the Country:
I'm Jacinta, I'm an artisan sandal handler. This is my husband Tristan, he nails parsnips to Anderson shelters. Our budget is 8.4 million pounds.
I'm Jacinta, I'm an artisan sandal handler. This is my husband Tristan, he nails parsnips to Anderson shelters. Our budget is 8.4 million pounds.
January 10, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Escape to the Country:
I'm Jacinta, I'm an artisan sandal handler. This is my husband Tristan, he nails parsnips to Anderson shelters. Our budget is 8.4 million pounds.
I'm Jacinta, I'm an artisan sandal handler. This is my husband Tristan, he nails parsnips to Anderson shelters. Our budget is 8.4 million pounds.
The price drop of being outside of the city centre is astonishing. These 4 dishes came to 2000dn, about £14. I've paid more than that for one main before and one gaff had £8 off us for rice. 10 spring rolls per person a slight overkill mind.
January 10, 2026 at 7:14 PM
The price drop of being outside of the city centre is astonishing. These 4 dishes came to 2000dn, about £14. I've paid more than that for one main before and one gaff had £8 off us for rice. 10 spring rolls per person a slight overkill mind.
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This couldn’t be more Palace if we tried.
January 10, 2026 at 1:37 PM
This couldn’t be more Palace if we tried.