Steven Burns
@stevenroyburns.bsky.social
All my own teeth. Fulham, Ayr Utd, Windsor&Eton, London Scottish FC, Shed Seven, LibDems, Français, Deutsch, Srpsko-Hrvatski, Русскоязычный 🇺🇦 🏴🇲🇹 Still rocking the double denim. Not the Blue's Clues guy despite what Google AI thinks.
November 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Close relatives of my dog Daphne I reckon.
November 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Close relatives of my dog Daphne I reckon.
You know that thing when one thing appears right next to another thing
October 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
You know that thing when one thing appears right next to another thing
Ever turned up to a football stadium 1500 miles from home only to find out the match is being played behind closed doors for disciplinary reasons? Yeah, that. Thanks, Partizan Belgrade, you legends. (I am in town for other reasons, but still. Bollocks to it.)
October 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Ever turned up to a football stadium 1500 miles from home only to find out the match is being played behind closed doors for disciplinary reasons? Yeah, that. Thanks, Partizan Belgrade, you legends. (I am in town for other reasons, but still. Bollocks to it.)
@pafbg.bsky.social Sod's law I pass by today not yesterday... had to visit the locksmith round the corner by the Shop&Go.
October 24, 2025 at 12:47 PM
@pafbg.bsky.social Sod's law I pass by today not yesterday... had to visit the locksmith round the corner by the Shop&Go.
This ought to be getting more coverage, surely. Possibly the greatest upset in the history of football? The Lech, BTW, is Lech Poznań, 9 times Polish champions. I'll leave the curious to look up where Red Imps come from...
October 24, 2025 at 6:30 AM
This ought to be getting more coverage, surely. Possibly the greatest upset in the history of football? The Lech, BTW, is Lech Poznań, 9 times Polish champions. I'll leave the curious to look up where Red Imps come from...
Speaking of which, might go to the local genuine franchised pizza outlet tonight, which won't have any problems should the copyright lawyers turn up oh no your Honour.
October 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Speaking of which, might go to the local genuine franchised pizza outlet tonight, which won't have any problems should the copyright lawyers turn up oh no your Honour.
Just enjoying an ordinary afternoon in Novi Sad and what the fuck
October 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Just enjoying an ordinary afternoon in Novi Sad and what the fuck
Belgrade. Mother-in-law has upped the bantz with her choice of tea for me.
October 21, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Belgrade. Mother-in-law has upped the bantz with her choice of tea for me.
My binlids love it. Well I say binlids, they're almost 21 and 18. I went for the Peach and Uranium flavour. Mother-in-law's tomatoes for scale.
October 21, 2025 at 11:58 AM
My binlids love it. Well I say binlids, they're almost 21 and 18. I went for the Peach and Uranium flavour. Mother-in-law's tomatoes for scale.
Belgrade. Rude and probably irradiated soft drink, anyone?
October 21, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Belgrade. Rude and probably irradiated soft drink, anyone?
Ireland is English because everyone speaks English in Ireland.
October 19, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Ireland is English because everyone speaks English in Ireland.
Well it beats the Marquis of Granby in Reading, which is now a burger and desserts joint.
October 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Well it beats the Marquis of Granby in Reading, which is now a burger and desserts joint.
Welcome to Britain's most middle class bus route.
October 5, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Welcome to Britain's most middle class bus route.
I'll see you and raise
September 30, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I'll see you and raise
Carvery was one of my nicknames at University, after someone on my hockey team announced rather loudly in the Union bar that I resembled this chap.
September 29, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Carvery was one of my nicknames at University, after someone on my hockey team announced rather loudly in the Union bar that I resembled this chap.
Yeah, thanks Google maps. You could have said "bring a dinghy".
September 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Yeah, thanks Google maps. You could have said "bring a dinghy".
25 year old car doing sterling service here today.
September 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
25 year old car doing sterling service here today.
Post a team you would send instead of Bongino and Patel
September 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Post a team you would send instead of Bongino and Patel
You have inspired me
September 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
You have inspired me