Stephanie
@stephanidek.bsky.social
Part musician, part something else. Has-been cleverista.
[secret admirer] wow...that was a really good one
February 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
[secret admirer] wow...that was a really good one
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crawling into the drive thru window to say thank you
January 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
crawling into the drive thru window to say thank you
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halfway through going gentle into that good night googling “how to not go gentle into that good night” and “going gentle into that good night reversible?”
January 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
halfway through going gentle into that good night googling “how to not go gentle into that good night” and “going gentle into that good night reversible?”
Real aspartame hours
January 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Real aspartame hours
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[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
July 3, 2023 at 4:13 PM
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
Vikings QB room sounding like it actually wants to go full Island of Misfit Toys for the holiday season lmao
November 25, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Vikings QB room sounding like it actually wants to go full Island of Misfit Toys for the holiday season lmao
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"I'm the only cop on the force who can play the bassoon dammit" "Not anymore" New cop in sunglasses walks in, just killing it on the bassoon
November 7, 2024 at 5:55 PM
"I'm the only cop on the force who can play the bassoon dammit" "Not anymore" New cop in sunglasses walks in, just killing it on the bassoon
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Her: let’s role play
Me: ok I’ll be elmo and you’ll be-
Her: elmo?
Me: oh fuck yes two elmos
Me: ok I’ll be elmo and you’ll be-
Her: elmo?
Me: oh fuck yes two elmos
October 24, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Her: let’s role play
Me: ok I’ll be elmo and you’ll be-
Her: elmo?
Me: oh fuck yes two elmos
Me: ok I’ll be elmo and you’ll be-
Her: elmo?
Me: oh fuck yes two elmos
Trying out a new Winnie the Pooh theme in the bathroom
November 24, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Trying out a new Winnie the Pooh theme in the bathroom
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*showing my hairstylist a pic* i need you to kill this person for me
November 21, 2024 at 3:55 PM
*showing my hairstylist a pic* i need you to kill this person for me
surfer: what's up broski
[internet] surfer: what's up bluesky
[internet] surfer: what's up bluesky
November 22, 2024 at 6:26 PM
surfer: what's up broski
[internet] surfer: what's up bluesky
[internet] surfer: what's up bluesky
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Boss: You should have been here at 7.
Me: Ohhhhhhh what happened at 7?
Me: Ohhhhhhh what happened at 7?
November 21, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Boss: You should have been here at 7.
Me: Ohhhhhhh what happened at 7?
Me: Ohhhhhhh what happened at 7?
[performance review at Gillette]
I regret to inform you that you have been an indisposable asset for our team this year. Today will be your last day
I regret to inform you that you have been an indisposable asset for our team this year. Today will be your last day
November 20, 2024 at 11:47 PM
[performance review at Gillette]
I regret to inform you that you have been an indisposable asset for our team this year. Today will be your last day
I regret to inform you that you have been an indisposable asset for our team this year. Today will be your last day
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Doing my best to quit being insufferable. Soon I will make sure you suffer again
November 20, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Doing my best to quit being insufferable. Soon I will make sure you suffer again
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You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. You have never made a film before and it would take a long time to figure out.
November 19, 2024 at 3:14 AM
You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. You have never made a film before and it would take a long time to figure out.
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It ruins my sneaking when that guy plays the xylophone while I tiptoe
November 18, 2024 at 5:19 AM
It ruins my sneaking when that guy plays the xylophone while I tiptoe
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It’s rare for a movie from decades ago to still be as scary now as it was when it was released, but this one still knocks me out of my seat every time I watch it
![L'arrivée d'un train en gare de La Ciotat (translated from French into English as The Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat Station, Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat [US] and The Arrival of the Mail Train, and in the United Kingdom as Train Pulling into a Station) (1896)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mjh257xyug2mpodoyy3he5ih/bafkreibc6lrqf5zfvx2neww7f4c4tkymaok6hmyuthnjwdcrwkl2rkarrq@jpeg)
November 18, 2024 at 9:39 PM
It’s rare for a movie from decades ago to still be as scary now as it was when it was released, but this one still knocks me out of my seat every time I watch it
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ME: you into Green Day?
MY FRIEND WHO IS COLOR BLIND: you mean Red Day?
MY FRIEND WHO IS COLOR BLIND: you mean Red Day?
November 17, 2024 at 7:41 PM
ME: you into Green Day?
MY FRIEND WHO IS COLOR BLIND: you mean Red Day?
MY FRIEND WHO IS COLOR BLIND: you mean Red Day?
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the first rule of no doubt club is don’t speak
November 16, 2024 at 10:23 PM
the first rule of no doubt club is don’t speak
Everyone is watching as I apply this tourniquet, the pressure is on
November 16, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Everyone is watching as I apply this tourniquet, the pressure is on
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[me still wearin xbox headset while making a sandwich between matches] looks like I work at Wendy’s haha
[wife putting on perfume to go to the grocery store] haha
[wife putting on perfume to go to the grocery store] haha
November 15, 2024 at 5:52 PM
[me still wearin xbox headset while making a sandwich between matches] looks like I work at Wendy’s haha
[wife putting on perfume to go to the grocery store] haha
[wife putting on perfume to go to the grocery store] haha
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Doctor: your leg is broken
Me: so what happens now?
Doctor: we put in a cast and it'll recover naturally
Horse *sticks head around curtain* WHAT?!!
Me: so what happens now?
Doctor: we put in a cast and it'll recover naturally
Horse *sticks head around curtain* WHAT?!!
November 14, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Doctor: your leg is broken
Me: so what happens now?
Doctor: we put in a cast and it'll recover naturally
Horse *sticks head around curtain* WHAT?!!
Me: so what happens now?
Doctor: we put in a cast and it'll recover naturally
Horse *sticks head around curtain* WHAT?!!
So excited to watch the fight (Sekai Taikai)
November 16, 2024 at 3:24 AM
So excited to watch the fight (Sekai Taikai)