all bathroom stalls should feature swinging saloon style double doors
November 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
all bathroom stalls should feature swinging saloon style double doors
i think it's really interesting when my dog sniffs a poop but doesn't mark on it. what was wrong with that one bud
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
i think it's really interesting when my dog sniffs a poop but doesn't mark on it. what was wrong with that one bud
keurigs always feel like they're really straining to shit out your coffee
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
keurigs always feel like they're really straining to shit out your coffee
the thing about autozone is like, they are right. it is in the zone
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
the thing about autozone is like, they are right. it is in the zone
when they finally do a biopic on dj trump, they should start in media res as opposed to an origin story. he shouldn't have to "earn" the diaper for instance
November 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
when they finally do a biopic on dj trump, they should start in media res as opposed to an origin story. he shouldn't have to "earn" the diaper for instance
the pen is mightier than the sword, but def not the pensword. pretty much nothing beats that one i guess
October 30, 2025 at 1:42 PM
the pen is mightier than the sword, but def not the pensword. pretty much nothing beats that one i guess
baby catchers mitt for sale
super worn in
super worn in
October 7, 2025 at 12:10 PM
baby catchers mitt for sale
super worn in
super worn in
A man goes to a doctor, saying he is depressed. He feels like the world is harsh and cruel, and he feels all alone.
The doctor replies, "The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him—that should cheer you up!"
The man says "oh ok sounds cool"
The doctor replies, "The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him—that should cheer you up!"
The man says "oh ok sounds cool"
October 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
A man goes to a doctor, saying he is depressed. He feels like the world is harsh and cruel, and he feels all alone.
The doctor replies, "The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him—that should cheer you up!"
The man says "oh ok sounds cool"
The doctor replies, "The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him—that should cheer you up!"
The man says "oh ok sounds cool"
not all heroes wear capes.. some have food allergies too :)
September 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
not all heroes wear capes.. some have food allergies too :)
monk who does flips as penance
September 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
monk who does flips as penance
you ever watch a UFC fight & think “this wouldn’t even happen if they were all poly”
September 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
you ever watch a UFC fight & think “this wouldn’t even happen if they were all poly”
WHEN WE DECONSTRUCT GOOFUS' FLIMSY NARRATIVE PURPOSE, WE EXPOSE OUR OWN LACK OF PURPOSE
September 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
WHEN WE DECONSTRUCT GOOFUS' FLIMSY NARRATIVE PURPOSE, WE EXPOSE OUR OWN LACK OF PURPOSE
elon masc. is this anything
August 31, 2025 at 3:23 PM
elon masc. is this anything
Time with a Boy Machine
August 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Time with a Boy Machine
im worried that my life is just one sad footnote in the extended Friends universe
August 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
im worried that my life is just one sad footnote in the extended Friends universe
the revised pro tiers for sex are out & it’s not looking good
August 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
the revised pro tiers for sex are out & it’s not looking good
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beep beep! who got the keys to the jeep?
"i'm not sure." i look up, tears in my eyes. "i-i don't know"
"i'm not sure." i look up, tears in my eyes. "i-i don't know"
November 24, 2024 at 10:23 PM
beep beep! who got the keys to the jeep?
"i'm not sure." i look up, tears in my eyes. "i-i don't know"
"i'm not sure." i look up, tears in my eyes. "i-i don't know"
latke would be a wonderful name for a whelp or perhaps scamp
August 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
latke would be a wonderful name for a whelp or perhaps scamp
look, you can’t just “build" a bear
August 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
look, you can’t just “build" a bear
what is an egg? a miserable pile of secrets
August 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
what is an egg? a miserable pile of secrets
hiking the appalachian trail .. thinking about leaving a trace later 😏
August 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
hiking the appalachian trail .. thinking about leaving a trace later 😏
do you guys think this makes you more or less likely to get stabbed
August 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
do you guys think this makes you more or less likely to get stabbed
sorry, milfs unionized
August 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
sorry, milfs unionized
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT’S THE PHENOMENOLOGY OF SPIRIT AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, HEGEL
August 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT’S THE PHENOMENOLOGY OF SPIRIT AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, HEGEL