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Traitor making T-shirts™.

Try today at https://statedaft.net.
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My son just described #strictly as “pure mumslop” and it really made me laugh
November 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Off to see Baroness Hall at Wimbledon Bookfest, and it's bringing back some memories
October 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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James O'Brien: Royal commentator...
Trump's state visit: James O'Brien's alternate commentary
YouTube video by LBC
www.youtube.com
September 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
A Time-Lapse Map of Every Nuclear Explosion Since 1945 – Isao Hashimoto

www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2Eg...
A Time Lapse Map of Every Nuclear Explosion Since 1945 - by Isao Hashimoto
YouTube video by Physics Simulation
www.youtube.com
August 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
For your consideration. Perhaps technically supernatural in conception, it’s now undisputable reality. Collectively a reality...

www.billieraymartin.com
July 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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question for Christians. if god already willed that it’s the winning hit, what choice do you have
June 16, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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This one is doing the rounds again, and who among us has not mistaken a Sexy Scarlet De Luxe Inflatable Companion for a gift from our Lord and Saviour?
'Angel that fell from the sky' was actually a sex toy
Locals took care of it like a human being
metro.co.uk
May 15, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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And what percentage of the UK's nurses aren't British citizens? A quarter? A third? It's a lot
Today’s instalment of ‘oh god, so this is happening now’…
May 14, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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… Oh that’s cold
April 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Trump uniting people, making deals happen
* CHINESE STATE MEDIA: CHINA, JAPAN, SOUTH KOREA REACH A CONSENSUS THAT THREE SIDES WILL JOINTLY RESPOND TO THE U.S. TARIFFS

@reuters.com
March 31, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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This is a massive own goal if this happens. Not only do VOA/RFE/RL speak to power against autocracies where media is tightly controlled, they’re also a symbol of American soft power globally. And China and Russia aren’t going to shut their equivalents.
Trump dismantles Voice of America with executive order
More than 1,300 staff placed on administrative leave as White House accuses VOA of being anti-Trump,
www.bbc.co.uk
March 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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the vice president of the united states follows this guy on twitter!
Geoff Martin, aka captive dreamer, may be identified, but he’s lost none of his wit or charm
March 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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February 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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I am a 55-year-old woman. I have started shoplifting small items from giant retail stores, largely because I resent being invisible in my middle age and feel the need to retaliate somehow.
February 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Last year it looked like my Grandfather was on his way out. As the Eldest grandchild I started writing a eulogy. He pulled through, but I finished it. I now have a drawer with prepared speeches for all family members and a few friends. It has become a bit of a hobby
February 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Well this aged like fine milk in a hot car.
February 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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I work for Yorkshire Tea. I'm not a fan of their tea, I'd rather have a PG Tips. But I can't admit this to my colleagues because I'm worried that I'd probably be reported to HR and fired.
February 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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'Hello, is that the year 2000? It's the Nokia Design Archive on line one.'

repo.aalto.fi/index.php?na...
February 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Fairground rides at night, by Roger Vail. origin.www.josephbellows.com/artists/roge...
February 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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I sometimes wonder why people who are truly alone in the woods just wizz on trees instead of looking for a high spot and going for a distance record or pirouetting like a sprinkler.
February 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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YOU: The perfect chat-up line doesn't exist

SIMON BATES:
February 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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BREAKING: We’re suing the Trump administration for refusing to issue passports with accurate sex designations for transgender, nonbinary, and intersex people.

This action violates the Constitution.
February 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM