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Squirrel!
@squirrelyone.bsky.social
Generally distracted, often reading. Will likely post random facts, bad jokes, and dog pictures. He's a cute dog, okay?? He/him, married to the beautiful @odderotter.bsky.social
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

- Bottlenose Dolphin
- Brown Bear
- Bobcat
- Swainson's Hawk
- Eastern Rat Snake

Like Howard's, decreasing distance....the dolphin was the only one I was a. In a vehicle for, and b. More than a few hundred feet from.
Punted the dang snake.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

- Elephant
- Moose
- Alligator
- Brown Bear
- Mountain Goat

Listed in decreasing order of proximity. The elephant was a quarter mile away. Moose, about the same. Alligator? 15 feet. Bear? 10 feet (through a window). Goat? TOO DAMN CLOSE.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

- Alligator
- Bald eagle
- Horned toad (many years ago- haven't seen one around here in thirty years, sadly)
- Feral hog
- Monk parakeet (they run wild in Houston)
November 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I can't believe I actually saw this, in Texas of all damn places. I could even see it with my bare eyes, at least as a reddish blob
November 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Milo has something to say, and he feels strongly about it.
October 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I love my dog. He has, apparently, the same behavioral reaction when I am practicing German as when I am irritated (trying to find the solution to the problem and asking his mom to help). I feel like this is an observation about German, as I am generally in a good mood....
November 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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The Epstein Files are BAD bad.
October 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
So watching Critical Role season 4, first full Crit Role watch so not as familiar. Loving the Halloween costumes this week. I feel like Taliesin Jaffe is just here as himself, and his look the rest of the time is a costume. And Liam O'Brien looks like a REALLY SUPPORTIVE DAD here for his scene kid.
October 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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I didn't think I needed an "always repost the Nazi bar story" but it feels like it bears repeating far too often.
for those unfamiliar with the nazi bar:
October 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The fact is, after a day of international, peaceful protests, answered by police brutality (Broadview) and presidential response that from anyone else would have spark a decade of commentary, THIS was the primary coverage from on of the largest papers in the US, buried under MLB.

It's depressing.
October 19, 2025 at 12:19 PM
This. I literally bought Torchwood last month because it's impossible to stream now. And why I get ohysical games, movies, and books whenever I can
August 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
You know, there's a trope I think is funny in media. Actors' playing characters so beyond their polar opposites it's not even funny. It's just sad when the opposite personality is fucking Superman. Cain should be embarrassed to even mention the character.
July 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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In a horrifying article about the dangers of Teslas, one point stands out: Teslas automatically disengage self-driving mode <1 second before an imminent crash--not enough time for the driver to react, but enough for Tesla to deny responsibility for fatal crashes, since self-driving "wasn't engaged."
July 5, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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Rep. Melissa Hortman and her husband have both died.
June 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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New Crow Time update [1/3]
June 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Hello. I live in Los Angeles. The president is lying.
June 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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June 9, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Unforgivable.

No amount of apologies from this man will suffice.

He cannot be allowed to stay in office.

He is an unqualified eugenicist.

Also an idiot.
WATCH | RFK Jr claims autistic children will never go on dates or pay taxes

Read the recent CDC autism report here: www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
April 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Apparently everything in my life is a massive hallucination. When do I get to not pay my taxes again?

#fuckingmoron
April 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Remembering the dead and working to bring about better tomorrows is mandatory.

Forgetting the dead is an obscenity.
March 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Not a drag queen.
Not a trans person simply trying to exist in peace.

This is who comes after your children: Republican men who hide behind a cross and wrap themselves in the flag.

We need to protect our kids from Justin Eichorn and people like him who prey on them.

#RepublicanPredators
NEW: Minnesota Republican state Senator Justin Eichorn, co-author of the "Trump Derangement Syndrome" bill that just made headlines, was arrested yesterday in Bloomington for allegedly soliciting sex with a 16-year-old girl. minnesotareformer.com/2025/03/18/g...
GOP state Sen. Justin Eichorn arrested on suspicion of soliciting sex with a 16-year old girl • Minnesota Reformer
Eichorn’s arrest complicates efforts by Senate Republicans to expel DFL Sen. Nicole Mitchell from the upper chamber.
minnesotareformer.com
March 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Share the media.
The news is compromised.
We're starting to boil over.
March 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
There is a piece of me that is still mildly amused that a large Fan Expo (Megacon), and a huge international HVAC trade show, shared the same convention hall back to back. Like many of these shows, a LOT of trade industry employees showed up the day before to set up. I've heard of some confusion...
February 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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I wish more people were talking about egg prices as less of a “muh egg prices!” thing and more about the fact that there is an organized egg cartel that is illegally price gouging and almost certainly illegally price fixing and reaping massive, gigantic profits.
February 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Ouch. This may be the Onion, but it is LOUD.
February 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Report: Morbid Curiosity Now Accounts For 79% Of Nation’s Snack Food Purchases
theonion.com/report-...
Report: Morbid Curiosity Now Accounts For 79% Of Nation’s Snack Food Purchases
ST. PAUL, MN—Identifying a clear preference for novelty above all other qualities, a report from the University of Minnesota released Friday found that morbid curiosity now accounts for 79 percent of the nation’s snack food purchases. “Whether they’re trying to figure out if a jelly bean really tastes like popcorn or what the deal is with those puffy shrimp chips that apparently are really popular in Asia, we’ve concluded that consumers buy snacks three-quarters of the time purely from an intense desire to determine whether a product corresponds with its purported flavor,” said the report’s author, Carol Souza, adding that almost 20 percent of those purchases alone were prompted by a keen interest in how biscuits-and-gravy was reduced to a potato chip coating. “Many people didn’t even seem to care whether or not the wasabi chocolate or seven-layer-dip Combos were good, only that they tasted anything at all like what they expected. Once they actually tried the products, they generally had no incentive whatsoever to purchase them a second time.” Souza went on to say that an additional 10 percent of snack foods were purchased purely to ascertain whether they tasted the same as they did when you were a kid.
theonion.com
February 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM