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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan
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🇨🇦 Middle-aged white guy. NS-born Oshawan. Blue Jays/MLB and other sports. Politically non-partisan and anti-authoritarian. The True North STRONG and FREE!
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I feel sorry for the utensils I use straight out of the dishwasher. They haven't had time to relax with their friends in the drawer and instead are being thrust straight back into work. Sorry favourite coffee spoon.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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A map of European countries playing football with Iceland
November 16, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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This one hurt
Born February 22, 1975, Drew Barrymore is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley’s age on the day ‘Cocoon’ was released. Congrats Drew! You’ve reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.
November 16, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Blue Jays #443

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Daily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia game
A new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all?
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November 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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got my ass tbh
@thelouvreof.bsky.social @britishmuseum.bsky.social @ Neues museum (Berlin)

Notice how the Grand Egyptian Museum (GEM) did it.

They made a museum of their civilization with their own art and didn't have to steal art like you did.

Return the Rosetta Stone, Zodiac of Dendera, Nefertiti's Bust
November 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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This post from the Blue Jays subreddit is actually a really solid guide of who to trust in the MLB offseason

www.reddit.com/r/Torontoblu...
November 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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I wanted to share probably the most important sermon I’ve given and it’s while I’m being arrested. It’s torture pure and simple what happens at #Broadview. I’m ok, though I was thrown to the ground and choked with my pectoral cross. A review of the video shows I was peaceful - did I deserve this?
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Almost everywhere in the City of Toronto has fewer people that it did 50 years ago
November 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
If you ride upon the tiger
You can never get off
They get hungry

- @54-40.bsky.social, 'Casual Viewing'
MTG: “.. “I am now being contacted by private security firms with warnings for my safety as a hot bed of threats against me are being fueled and egged on by the most powerful man in the world. .. The man I supported and helped get elected.”

@mediaite.com #GA14
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November 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Give some respect to Officer Navarro please
November 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Bullpen camels!!
November 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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and this is why cal raleigh should have won mvp
November 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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WeRateDogs turns 10 years old today! A very silly idea to numerically objectify dogs has become one of the kindest and most powerful online communities ever. Thank you for joining us over the last decade. I never knew what this could be until you all showed me. Here's to many more good dogs ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Daily Walkoff
Blue Jays #442
"The 'Pen"

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dailywalkoff.com
Daily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia game
A new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all?
dailywalkoff.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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a “Space Force”, if you will
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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For more on Rev. Woolf, who appears to have been arrested today: he published an editorial with @rns.org literally this week titled “Why clergy should risk assault to protest ICE” —> religionnews.com/2025/11/13/w...
November 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Fire this clown
CFL commissioner Johnston defends changes coming to league amid criticism.

FULL PRESSER: youtu.be/vOZaeE7Imw4
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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it gives me great pleasure to announce that “third base” in Dutch is "derde honk"
beautiful language
Honkballer Ohtani van Los Angeles Dodgers voor de vierde keer MVP #sport
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Oedipus Family Counseling Clinic
Sisyphus Landscaping Service
Achilles Physical Therapy
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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HALIFAX, ARE YOU READY? 🌊

Tickets for our 2025-26 DoorDash PWHL Takeover Tour game in Halifax on December 17th are ON SALE NOW! Who will we see there? 👀

🎟️ ow.ly/ksBC50XrIOx
November 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
New Fractal Oreos
oh wow that’s crazy

oreos with bits of

of oreos. in them

Real Bits of Oreos
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM