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The Beach Boys: “Let’s write a song about Santa Claus but make him small”
Me every Christmas: “oh fuck yeah turn up this banger”
Me every Christmas: “oh fuck yeah turn up this banger”
December 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The Beach Boys: “Let’s write a song about Santa Claus but make him small”
Me every Christmas: “oh fuck yeah turn up this banger”
Me every Christmas: “oh fuck yeah turn up this banger”
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Something you can say for Bluesky is that no other website is cranking out Muppet Christmas Carol Tiny Tim jokes like this place
December 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Something you can say for Bluesky is that no other website is cranking out Muppet Christmas Carol Tiny Tim jokes like this place
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low stakes posting today reminds me that 1) Facebook is for talking to people you know IRL but don’t like and 2) microblogging sites are for talking to people you don’t know but do like.
we forget these things at our peril
we forget these things at our peril
December 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
low stakes posting today reminds me that 1) Facebook is for talking to people you know IRL but don’t like and 2) microblogging sites are for talking to people you don’t know but do like.
we forget these things at our peril
we forget these things at our peril
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ME: (sobbing, clutching a pistol) Both of you just shut up! Tell me something only the real Santa would know!
SANTA: In March you took a shit in a public bathroom so horrific it made a janitor quit on the spot.
OTHER SANTA: Is that true?
Me: Yes
OTHER SANTA: Jesus Christ. Fuck, man
SANTA: In March you took a shit in a public bathroom so horrific it made a janitor quit on the spot.
OTHER SANTA: Is that true?
Me: Yes
OTHER SANTA: Jesus Christ. Fuck, man
December 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
ME: (sobbing, clutching a pistol) Both of you just shut up! Tell me something only the real Santa would know!
SANTA: In March you took a shit in a public bathroom so horrific it made a janitor quit on the spot.
OTHER SANTA: Is that true?
Me: Yes
OTHER SANTA: Jesus Christ. Fuck, man
SANTA: In March you took a shit in a public bathroom so horrific it made a janitor quit on the spot.
OTHER SANTA: Is that true?
Me: Yes
OTHER SANTA: Jesus Christ. Fuck, man
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Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is
December 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is
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Real talk: I would really appreciate it if you'd all consider subscribing to my newsletter (free or paid) (www.readtpa.com) or becoming a paid subscriber to my Patreon (patreon.com/parkermolloy). It's been a difficult year work-wise. If you enjoy my writing, please support it. Thanks!
December 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Real talk: I would really appreciate it if you'd all consider subscribing to my newsletter (free or paid) (www.readtpa.com) or becoming a paid subscriber to my Patreon (patreon.com/parkermolloy). It's been a difficult year work-wise. If you enjoy my writing, please support it. Thanks!
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thank you for putting a wide variety of $600+ items on your holiday gift guides. I never know how to spend my gift budget of $600+ per person
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
thank you for putting a wide variety of $600+ items on your holiday gift guides. I never know how to spend my gift budget of $600+ per person
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Weird some scicomm accounts gave the new “Tylenol in pregnancy & autism” review some weight.
They don’t know the lead author, Baccarelli, had the exact claims thrown out of federal court for having ZERO scientific merit,
when he was a paid “expert witness” in lawsuits against Tylenol makers.
1/
They don’t know the lead author, Baccarelli, had the exact claims thrown out of federal court for having ZERO scientific merit,
when he was a paid “expert witness” in lawsuits against Tylenol makers.
1/
September 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Weird some scicomm accounts gave the new “Tylenol in pregnancy & autism” review some weight.
They don’t know the lead author, Baccarelli, had the exact claims thrown out of federal court for having ZERO scientific merit,
when he was a paid “expert witness” in lawsuits against Tylenol makers.
1/
They don’t know the lead author, Baccarelli, had the exact claims thrown out of federal court for having ZERO scientific merit,
when he was a paid “expert witness” in lawsuits against Tylenol makers.
1/
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they call me the post man cause I be posting, man
August 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
they call me the post man cause I be posting, man
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Did it squirt? When you fell from heaven?
August 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Did it squirt? When you fell from heaven?
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What if we all applied to be ICE agents? I mean, we could probably waste a significant portion of their time by applying en masse…. 🤷🏼♂️
August 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
What if we all applied to be ICE agents? I mean, we could probably waste a significant portion of their time by applying en masse…. 🤷🏼♂️
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hell? yea, brother
July 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
hell? yea, brother
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This is how it’s done, No Bull 💩, No drama and No Grandstanding!
July 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
This is how it’s done, No Bull 💩, No drama and No Grandstanding!
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"Seek God's kingdom first, and God's justice," Jesus said (Matt 6:33).
Yes, "justice." Especially in "kingdom" contexts, "righteousness" carries the notion of "justice," which in Scripture is primarily about equity—economic, judicial, social.
So pursue God's reign, a reign of true justice for all.
Yes, "justice." Especially in "kingdom" contexts, "righteousness" carries the notion of "justice," which in Scripture is primarily about equity—economic, judicial, social.
So pursue God's reign, a reign of true justice for all.
July 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
"Seek God's kingdom first, and God's justice," Jesus said (Matt 6:33).
Yes, "justice." Especially in "kingdom" contexts, "righteousness" carries the notion of "justice," which in Scripture is primarily about equity—economic, judicial, social.
So pursue God's reign, a reign of true justice for all.
Yes, "justice." Especially in "kingdom" contexts, "righteousness" carries the notion of "justice," which in Scripture is primarily about equity—economic, judicial, social.
So pursue God's reign, a reign of true justice for all.
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Because of what’s happening in my own country, I feel inexorably drawn to the history of the Third Reich.
It’s not because I think Trump is Hitler. He’s not. It’s because that period (1933-1945) taught us so many important lessons about human nature that are relevant today. 1/🧵
It’s not because I think Trump is Hitler. He’s not. It’s because that period (1933-1945) taught us so many important lessons about human nature that are relevant today. 1/🧵
July 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Because of what’s happening in my own country, I feel inexorably drawn to the history of the Third Reich.
It’s not because I think Trump is Hitler. He’s not. It’s because that period (1933-1945) taught us so many important lessons about human nature that are relevant today. 1/🧵
It’s not because I think Trump is Hitler. He’s not. It’s because that period (1933-1945) taught us so many important lessons about human nature that are relevant today. 1/🧵
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1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar
2025: ohhh ok
2025: ohhh ok
July 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar
2025: ohhh ok
2025: ohhh ok
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I'm like a Genie in that I could make my dreams come true if I weren't trapped in a small object (phone)
July 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I'm like a Genie in that I could make my dreams come true if I weren't trapped in a small object (phone)
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John Legend’s real name: Phil Mucus
May 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
John Legend’s real name: Phil Mucus
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I remain grateful for the mnemonic,
If the Naomi be Klein
you’re doing just fine
If the Naomi be Wolf
Oh, buddy. Ooooof.
If the Naomi be Klein
you’re doing just fine
If the Naomi be Wolf
Oh, buddy. Ooooof.
May 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I remain grateful for the mnemonic,
If the Naomi be Klein
you’re doing just fine
If the Naomi be Wolf
Oh, buddy. Ooooof.
If the Naomi be Klein
you’re doing just fine
If the Naomi be Wolf
Oh, buddy. Ooooof.
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just eat the bay leaf. nothing matters.
May 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
just eat the bay leaf. nothing matters.
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a very good feeling is getting a book from the library that you were considering purchasing and then finishing it and thinking "that sucked ass, i'm so glad i get to give this shit back"
May 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
a very good feeling is getting a book from the library that you were considering purchasing and then finishing it and thinking "that sucked ass, i'm so glad i get to give this shit back"
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every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again
April 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again