booty enjoyer, from myspace
@ryotlgf.bsky.social
not for kids
i make jokes and talk about music sometimes
trans rights are human rights, fuck AI
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i make jokes and talk about music sometimes
trans rights are human rights, fuck AI
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microwaving mac n cheese in the way of my ancestors
February 11, 2026 at 3:13 AM
microwaving mac n cheese in the way of my ancestors
if i was a character in a cormac mccarthy novel not much about my life would be different but my dog would be named “the dog”
February 11, 2026 at 1:21 AM
if i was a character in a cormac mccarthy novel not much about my life would be different but my dog would be named “the dog”
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the tension between me and the “post hidden by muted word” button
February 11, 2026 at 12:40 AM
the tension between me and the “post hidden by muted word” button
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if you save your actionable threats as a draft there’s nothing the feds can do
February 9, 2026 at 10:00 PM
if you save your actionable threats as a draft there’s nothing the feds can do
if u post good enough they take the drafts button away again
February 9, 2026 at 9:19 PM
if u post good enough they take the drafts button away again
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we are introducing drafts! it won't make your post any better but it will spare the rest of us
February 9, 2026 at 8:25 PM
we are introducing drafts! it won't make your post any better but it will spare the rest of us
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Fuck it.
We are going back to MySpace.
We are going back to MySpace.
February 9, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Fuck it.
We are going back to MySpace.
We are going back to MySpace.
you know who never asked for age verification?
February 9, 2026 at 6:29 PM
you know who never asked for age verification?
finding out i’m unc bc discord doesn’t auto age restrict me
February 9, 2026 at 6:07 PM
finding out i’m unc bc discord doesn’t auto age restrict me
to the joker he’s just bunny
February 9, 2026 at 4:30 AM
to the joker he’s just bunny
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here’s some good small accounts i like a lot lately, enjoy
February 8, 2026 at 8:14 PM
here’s some good small accounts i like a lot lately, enjoy
bg3 character dialogue is so funny. you can command them to march to their certain painful death and they’ll be like “your strategic genius is unparalleled”
February 8, 2026 at 8:28 PM
bg3 character dialogue is so funny. you can command them to march to their certain painful death and they’ll be like “your strategic genius is unparalleled”
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(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
February 8, 2026 at 7:19 PM
(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
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You can take your used coffee grounds and mix them with 1/2 cup of white vinegar, it’s cheap & easy and it creates a huge mess that smells terrible
February 7, 2026 at 8:20 PM
You can take your used coffee grounds and mix them with 1/2 cup of white vinegar, it’s cheap & easy and it creates a huge mess that smells terrible
at least as far as white people are concerned, if scientists found a way to combine pickles with mayo, that would be the end of the condiment game
February 8, 2026 at 8:22 AM
at least as far as white people are concerned, if scientists found a way to combine pickles with mayo, that would be the end of the condiment game
*hits ur weak spot for double damage*
February 8, 2026 at 8:20 AM
*hits ur weak spot for double damage*
using the light of creation within me to make some pizza rolls
February 8, 2026 at 6:53 AM
using the light of creation within me to make some pizza rolls
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steve jobs died because he stopped smoking weed
February 8, 2026 at 6:49 AM
steve jobs died because he stopped smoking weed
jesus’ miracle of bread and fish but it’s a weed cart and a tray of medicated brownies
February 8, 2026 at 6:30 AM
jesus’ miracle of bread and fish but it’s a weed cart and a tray of medicated brownies
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production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
i found some of the cutest little noobs doing elden ring coop last night. one guy was following me around the map like gollum because he was so afraid of the enemies. another was a mage who was clearly afraid of pvp that watched me 1v1 the invader
February 6, 2026 at 11:01 PM
i found some of the cutest little noobs doing elden ring coop last night. one guy was following me around the map like gollum because he was so afraid of the enemies. another was a mage who was clearly afraid of pvp that watched me 1v1 the invader
in retrospect, conspiracy theories could have been way crazier
February 6, 2026 at 9:08 PM
in retrospect, conspiracy theories could have been way crazier