Soupcan Steffans
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People like to shit on reply guys, but like, I was raised on MST3K. It's this or mediocre prop comedy
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sometimes being an atheist really sucks bc i want so many people to burn in hell
November 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
sometimes being an atheist really sucks bc i want so many people to burn in hell
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remember that the OG "PC run amok" chattering class moral panic was in part outrage over the novel concept of *date rape* & expansion of consent violation to include emotional distress & nonphysical abuse of power
ie they were upset "political correctness" was now defining the dennis system as rape
ie they were upset "political correctness" was now defining the dennis system as rape
a man in a blue shirt talking to another man in a hardware store
ALT: a man in a blue shirt talking to another man in a hardware store
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November 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
remember that the OG "PC run amok" chattering class moral panic was in part outrage over the novel concept of *date rape* & expansion of consent violation to include emotional distress & nonphysical abuse of power
ie they were upset "political correctness" was now defining the dennis system as rape
ie they were upset "political correctness" was now defining the dennis system as rape
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fetterman makes first public appearance since fall
November 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
fetterman makes first public appearance since fall
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Went to find the Gawrsh tweet, but thanks google
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November 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Went to find the Gawrsh tweet, but thanks google
Libs stop confusing rape with justice challenge
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Libs stop confusing rape with justice challenge
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Ok let’s not start “well well well” posting because Bill Clinton preferred door dashing his victims instead of going to the store
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Ok let’s not start “well well well” posting because Bill Clinton preferred door dashing his victims instead of going to the store
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Anyone want to help chip in for an immigration lawyer 😭
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Anyone want to help chip in for an immigration lawyer 😭
Hey why do all these pedophile emails read like they're typed on flip phones by high school gi never mind I figured it out
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Hey why do all these pedophile emails read like they're typed on flip phones by high school gi never mind I figured it out
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let’s make kidz bop illegal
November 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
let’s make kidz bop illegal
A bloodied chicken whispering into Colonel Sander's ear with its dying breath, "Herb this"
November 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
A bloodied chicken whispering into Colonel Sander's ear with its dying breath, "Herb this"
Don Jr. coming out to say Trump can't be a pedophile because he never so much as hugged him
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Don Jr. coming out to say Trump can't be a pedophile because he never so much as hugged him
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And just like that, I was asked not to bring my goatse cheese, cherry pie to Thanksgiving
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
And just like that, I was asked not to bring my goatse cheese, cherry pie to Thanksgiving
Grinding my dog's medicine with a pestle and mortar to mix with peanut butter while I tell her all about the wares and concoctions we offer daring adventurers
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Grinding my dog's medicine with a pestle and mortar to mix with peanut butter while I tell her all about the wares and concoctions we offer daring adventurers
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"Combine the flour, salt, and baking soda"
Okay, how much flour was it
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2.5 cups. What was I doing with it?
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Combine. Okay, how much flour was it
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2.5 cups. What was I doing with it?
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Combine. Okay, how much flo
Okay, how much flour was it
[Scroll up, up, up]
2.5 cups. What was I doing with it?
[Scroll down, down, down]
Combine. Okay, how much flour was it
[Scroll up, up, up]
2.5 cups. What was I doing with it?
[Scroll down, down, down]
Combine. Okay, how much flo
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
"Combine the flour, salt, and baking soda"
Okay, how much flour was it
[Scroll up, up, up]
2.5 cups. What was I doing with it?
[Scroll down, down, down]
Combine. Okay, how much flour was it
[Scroll up, up, up]
2.5 cups. What was I doing with it?
[Scroll down, down, down]
Combine. Okay, how much flo
Okay, how much flour was it
[Scroll up, up, up]
2.5 cups. What was I doing with it?
[Scroll down, down, down]
Combine. Okay, how much flour was it
[Scroll up, up, up]
2.5 cups. What was I doing with it?
[Scroll down, down, down]
Combine. Okay, how much flo
One thing hollywood really gets right is how you're not out of danger until you rip open your shirt and reveal the bulletproof vest
November 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
One thing hollywood really gets right is how you're not out of danger until you rip open your shirt and reveal the bulletproof vest
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
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such great savings to be had by applying tax money directly to healthcare has anyone thought of this I am a mega genius
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
such great savings to be had by applying tax money directly to healthcare has anyone thought of this I am a mega genius
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I had an illegal weapon and got blunderbusted by the cops
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I had an illegal weapon and got blunderbusted by the cops
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what the shit is he even talking about?
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
what the shit is he even talking about?
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6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down
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A good prank would be to hand someone a can of soda upside-down. When they crack it open, it will spill all over their legs 😂🤣
November 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A good prank would be to hand someone a can of soda upside-down. When they crack it open, it will spill all over their legs 😂🤣
Is This Show Actually Good, Or Does It Just Have Nudity: A Deep Dive Into HBO Max
November 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Is This Show Actually Good, Or Does It Just Have Nudity: A Deep Dive Into HBO Max
I can only wear my gloves part of the year because they're intermittens
November 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I can only wear my gloves part of the year because they're intermittens