@solle.bsky.social
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This breakup could have been an email
July 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
This breakup could have been an email
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Its swimsuit season, I whisper, eating another swimsuit
April 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Its swimsuit season, I whisper, eating another swimsuit
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tiffany they were gay
July 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
tiffany they were gay
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MREs? oh you mean tactical bento boxes
May 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
MREs? oh you mean tactical bento boxes
@hankgreen.bsky.social - does drinking alcohol hurt your gut bacteria?
May 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
@hankgreen.bsky.social - does drinking alcohol hurt your gut bacteria?
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billionaires be like trolley problem or trolley Opportunity
March 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
billionaires be like trolley problem or trolley Opportunity
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[gas station attendant pulls the premium pump out and lets me sniff the nozzle] *I nod*
February 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
[gas station attendant pulls the premium pump out and lets me sniff the nozzle] *I nod*
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That doesn’t seem right
December 28, 2024 at 3:58 PM
That doesn’t seem right
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Before you slam into the back of my Dragula learn my middle name baby girl.
December 11, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Before you slam into the back of my Dragula learn my middle name baby girl.
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REMINDER: Regardless of preparation method, everyone should have their bird completely defrosted and cocked to half-spatch by now
November 26, 2024 at 6:21 PM
REMINDER: Regardless of preparation method, everyone should have their bird completely defrosted and cocked to half-spatch by now
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*uses chopsticks to slowly dip each individual casseroled bean, one at a time, like a fun dip lik-a-stik, while never breaking eye contact
November 26, 2024 at 3:04 AM
*uses chopsticks to slowly dip each individual casseroled bean, one at a time, like a fun dip lik-a-stik, while never breaking eye contact
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Yahd
Y-A-R-D
Yahd
- Bostonian Spelling Bee
Y-A-R-D
Yahd
- Bostonian Spelling Bee
November 25, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Yahd
Y-A-R-D
Yahd
- Bostonian Spelling Bee
Y-A-R-D
Yahd
- Bostonian Spelling Bee
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[company meeting]
Manager: $5000 in office supplies have gone missing. We are making some changes.
Me: [in paper clip chainmail, sweating]
Manager: $5000 in office supplies have gone missing. We are making some changes.
Me: [in paper clip chainmail, sweating]
November 25, 2024 at 12:55 AM
[company meeting]
Manager: $5000 in office supplies have gone missing. We are making some changes.
Me: [in paper clip chainmail, sweating]
Manager: $5000 in office supplies have gone missing. We are making some changes.
Me: [in paper clip chainmail, sweating]
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If I managed a baseball team I’d say things like ‘that kid’s got moxie’ while spitting out sunflower seeds onto the grass in front of the dugout. The seeds would spell ‘I am terrified of intimacy’
November 24, 2024 at 10:16 PM
If I managed a baseball team I’d say things like ‘that kid’s got moxie’ while spitting out sunflower seeds onto the grass in front of the dugout. The seeds would spell ‘I am terrified of intimacy’
What is the "Pant" of the pants?
November 24, 2024 at 2:19 AM
What is the "Pant" of the pants?
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Annette tried to visit the memorial at least once a month and take time to remember her beloved Frankie, gone too soon from this world.
November 23, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Annette tried to visit the memorial at least once a month and take time to remember her beloved Frankie, gone too soon from this world.
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Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
November 21, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
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Let dogs choose their own names like I did with Bark and BarkBark
November 22, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Let dogs choose their own names like I did with Bark and BarkBark
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“Leave the peach cobbler in the kitchen alone,” mother would say, going upstairs.
But I couldn’t help myself. I sneaked in and watched him. Watched him make his stupid little peach shoes, taunting.
“Nobody’s going to wear those,” I’d say. “They’re stupid.”
But on he worked.
But I couldn’t help myself. I sneaked in and watched him. Watched him make his stupid little peach shoes, taunting.
“Nobody’s going to wear those,” I’d say. “They’re stupid.”
But on he worked.
May 17, 2023 at 9:11 PM
“Leave the peach cobbler in the kitchen alone,” mother would say, going upstairs.
But I couldn’t help myself. I sneaked in and watched him. Watched him make his stupid little peach shoes, taunting.
“Nobody’s going to wear those,” I’d say. “They’re stupid.”
But on he worked.
But I couldn’t help myself. I sneaked in and watched him. Watched him make his stupid little peach shoes, taunting.
“Nobody’s going to wear those,” I’d say. “They’re stupid.”
But on he worked.
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November 15, 2024 at 9:58 AM
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Could tonight be the night?
November 16, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Could tonight be the night?
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New goal: ensure that at least ONE contrarian bore with a prestige media job writes a scolding column about Bluesky that mentions the train with a butt
November 16, 2024 at 8:08 PM
New goal: ensure that at least ONE contrarian bore with a prestige media job writes a scolding column about Bluesky that mentions the train with a butt