Snarky Mommy
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Snarky Mommy
@snarkymommy.bsky.social
· Nov 17
I’m not trying to be dramatic but every five minutes I spend making small talk takes six months off my life.
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Me: I can make it on time
Also me: I’ll just be a little late
Me again: crap, I’m really late
Still me: *repeats every work day until I die*
Also me: I’ll just be a little late
Me again: crap, I’m really late
Still me: *repeats every work day until I die*
May 28, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Me: I can make it on time
Also me: I’ll just be a little late
Me again: crap, I’m really late
Still me: *repeats every work day until I die*
Also me: I’ll just be a little late
Me again: crap, I’m really late
Still me: *repeats every work day until I die*
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Celebrate Mother’s Day by letting people choose whether or not to be mothers.
May 7, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Celebrate Mother’s Day by letting people choose whether or not to be mothers.
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I’m not sure that the amount of effort I put into being just late rather than really late is appreciated.
March 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I’m not sure that the amount of effort I put into being just late rather than really late is appreciated.
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I don’t know if it’s being almost 50 or if it’s just [waves hands at everything] but I’m finding lately that approximately 72% of things I say are preceded by a deep breath and a softly muttered, “oh FFS.”
November 15, 2024 at 12:49 PM
I don’t know if it’s being almost 50 or if it’s just [waves hands at everything] but I’m finding lately that approximately 72% of things I say are preceded by a deep breath and a softly muttered, “oh FFS.”
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If my Fitbit had a voice, it would say, Lady, I am trying to help you, but you gotta calm down.
February 15, 2025 at 4:39 AM
If my Fitbit had a voice, it would say, Lady, I am trying to help you, but you gotta calm down.
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This child is being used as a human shield and needs a nap and juice box and to be left alone.
Can someone please call CPS on this situation? (Even though I'm sure CPS is now headed by someone 18-year old named Hornee Buttz or something like that).
Can someone please call CPS on this situation? (Even though I'm sure CPS is now headed by someone 18-year old named Hornee Buttz or something like that).
February 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
This child is being used as a human shield and needs a nap and juice box and to be left alone.
Can someone please call CPS on this situation? (Even though I'm sure CPS is now headed by someone 18-year old named Hornee Buttz or something like that).
Can someone please call CPS on this situation? (Even though I'm sure CPS is now headed by someone 18-year old named Hornee Buttz or something like that).
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truly don't have enough faces or palms to get thru this era
January 31, 2025 at 3:16 AM
truly don't have enough faces or palms to get thru this era
My 8yo: *starts singing “Defying Gravity”*
Me: *starts singing too*
8yo: how about I sing it alone
Me: *starts singing too*
8yo: how about I sing it alone
January 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
My 8yo: *starts singing “Defying Gravity”*
Me: *starts singing too*
8yo: how about I sing it alone
Me: *starts singing too*
8yo: how about I sing it alone
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My teen moved the dirty dishes from the counter to the sink and said she finished the dishes, so I moved her dirty laundry from the floor to the basket and said I finished the laundry.
January 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
My teen moved the dirty dishes from the counter to the sink and said she finished the dishes, so I moved her dirty laundry from the floor to the basket and said I finished the laundry.
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After multiple days at home looking after two sick kids, my immune system has finally succumb to their coughs and sneezes. In the words of the great poet D. Draimon, I’m now “down with the sickness.”
January 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
After multiple days at home looking after two sick kids, my immune system has finally succumb to their coughs and sneezes. In the words of the great poet D. Draimon, I’m now “down with the sickness.”
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NYT reporting mass immigrant ICE raids have begun in Chicago.
I'm an immigrant & Chicago based human rights lawyer. I wrote this on how to handle ICE, actions to protect our immigrant neighbors, & debunking anti-immigrant hate.
No paywall. Please share widely. www.qasimrashid.com/p/trumps-mas...
I'm an immigrant & Chicago based human rights lawyer. I wrote this on how to handle ICE, actions to protect our immigrant neighbors, & debunking anti-immigrant hate.
No paywall. Please share widely. www.qasimrashid.com/p/trumps-mas...
Trump's Mass Anti-Immigrant Raids to Begin
Here are action items to protect your immigrant neighbors, answers to common FAQs, and insights to debunk anti-immigrant propaganda
www.qasimrashid.com
January 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
NYT reporting mass immigrant ICE raids have begun in Chicago.
I'm an immigrant & Chicago based human rights lawyer. I wrote this on how to handle ICE, actions to protect our immigrant neighbors, & debunking anti-immigrant hate.
No paywall. Please share widely. www.qasimrashid.com/p/trumps-mas...
I'm an immigrant & Chicago based human rights lawyer. I wrote this on how to handle ICE, actions to protect our immigrant neighbors, & debunking anti-immigrant hate.
No paywall. Please share widely. www.qasimrashid.com/p/trumps-mas...
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My preschooler was looking for her colouring book. Her brother asked if she’d looked on the dining table. When she said yes, he told her that she probably did a “daddy look” and needed to do a “mommy look” if she actually wanted to find it.
January 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
My preschooler was looking for her colouring book. Her brother asked if she’d looked on the dining table. When she said yes, he told her that she probably did a “daddy look” and needed to do a “mommy look” if she actually wanted to find it.
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I’m just glad that my faith in humanity isn’t alive to see any of this.
January 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I’m just glad that my faith in humanity isn’t alive to see any of this.
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Willing to bet MLK’s dream involved a lot fewer white supremacists.
January 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Willing to bet MLK’s dream involved a lot fewer white supremacists.
My gluten sensitive self is eating a bagel because *gestures wildly at everything*.
January 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
My gluten sensitive self is eating a bagel because *gestures wildly at everything*.
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No thanks, Trump inauguration. If I want to watch an unqualified man accept a job a woman should've gotten, I'll apply for a promotion at work.
January 19, 2025 at 1:19 PM
No thanks, Trump inauguration. If I want to watch an unqualified man accept a job a woman should've gotten, I'll apply for a promotion at work.
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According to my wife of 30 years, the secret to such a long and happy union is low expectations, apparently.
January 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
According to my wife of 30 years, the secret to such a long and happy union is low expectations, apparently.
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I think it's about time we put the next four years behind us.
January 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I think it's about time we put the next four years behind us.
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Now that my body is falling apart I have to find someone who loves me for my personality, so I guess I’m dying alone now
January 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Now that my body is falling apart I have to find someone who loves me for my personality, so I guess I’m dying alone now
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Babe, is everything ok? I noticed you didn’t wanna shoop.
January 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Babe, is everything ok? I noticed you didn’t wanna shoop.
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Anyone who worries that their kids might be gay or gender neutral or trans should spend more time worrying that they'll grow up to be bigots
January 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Anyone who worries that their kids might be gay or gender neutral or trans should spend more time worrying that they'll grow up to be bigots
I’m not saying I believe in conspiracy theories but I’ve been taking multivitamins for almost a week and I don’t feel any healthier.
January 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I’m not saying I believe in conspiracy theories but I’ve been taking multivitamins for almost a week and I don’t feel any healthier.