Jank Connoisseur
@snafu.phd
Pretty Good at Really Bad. Unoriginal Wit. Post Enjoyer. My Pronouns are ██/██ please do not refer to me
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Jank Connoisseur
@snafu.phd
· Jan 29
I only make bad memes for people who have never been normal about anything ever
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finally, conspiracy theorists will be correct when in saying that "They" are running things
LOOK, all im saying is we've tried patriarchy and if you go back far enough we've even tried matriarchy, but we've never tried rule by neuter gender. i believe we should try something new in this bold new era (i am very unbiased)
I think this shows that right-wing men are too emotional and reactive to govern effectively, this whole “masculinism” thing has gone too far and we need to get back to the traditional feminine values that built this country
November 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
finally, conspiracy theorists will be correct when in saying that "They" are running things
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you weird freak, yes it is
November 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
you weird freak, yes it is
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Henry Cavill IS Mark Ruffalo AS Chris D'Elia IN Night Hunter
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Henry Cavill IS Mark Ruffalo AS Chris D'Elia IN Night Hunter
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I hate this shit so much. These topics are all one thing. Everybody has fucking limited hangout brain even when nobody's running an op on them. The man was having top Mossad spies hang out at his house while he worked out secret diplomatic missions with the prime minister of Israel for fuck's sake
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I hate this shit so much. These topics are all one thing. Everybody has fucking limited hangout brain even when nobody's running an op on them. The man was having top Mossad spies hang out at his house while he worked out secret diplomatic missions with the prime minister of Israel for fuck's sake
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Corporate boards should be made up of equal parts labor and management and zero parts capital.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Corporate boards should be made up of equal parts labor and management and zero parts capital.
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Convinced it wasn't Musk himself who put in the "crank Elon's hog" code but some suck-up engineer who is going to wind up insanely fired over this
November 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Convinced it wasn't Musk himself who put in the "crank Elon's hog" code but some suck-up engineer who is going to wind up insanely fired over this
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🇲🇽🇲🇽 FELIZ DÍA DE LA REVOLUCIÓN 🇲🇽🇲🇽
🇲🇽🇲🇽 HAPPY DAY OF THE REVOLUTION 🇲🇽🇲🇽
Hoy honramos a quienes levantaron la voz y prendieron la llama del cambio. ¡Viva la Revolución Mexicana!
🇲🇽🇲🇽 HAPPY DAY OF THE REVOLUTION 🇲🇽🇲🇽
Hoy honramos a quienes levantaron la voz y prendieron la llama del cambio. ¡Viva la Revolución Mexicana!
November 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
🇲🇽🇲🇽 FELIZ DÍA DE LA REVOLUCIÓN 🇲🇽🇲🇽
🇲🇽🇲🇽 HAPPY DAY OF THE REVOLUTION 🇲🇽🇲🇽
Hoy honramos a quienes levantaron la voz y prendieron la llama del cambio. ¡Viva la Revolución Mexicana!
🇲🇽🇲🇽 HAPPY DAY OF THE REVOLUTION 🇲🇽🇲🇽
Hoy honramos a quienes levantaron la voz y prendieron la llama del cambio. ¡Viva la Revolución Mexicana!
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I'm not dressing up to fly coach, where my arms are mushed against the sides of my body, the bathroom smells like pee and sweat, the seats only recline enough to make me sad, and I have to pay $20 for a "charcuterie plate" that's just a gussied-up Lunchables packet.
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I'm not dressing up to fly coach, where my arms are mushed against the sides of my body, the bathroom smells like pee and sweat, the seats only recline enough to make me sad, and I have to pay $20 for a "charcuterie plate" that's just a gussied-up Lunchables packet.
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if posting isn't praxis then why am i giddy with glee over materially impacting the world via the raw power of posts?????
ebikes are life changing
ebikes are life changing
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
if posting isn't praxis then why am i giddy with glee over materially impacting the world via the raw power of posts?????
ebikes are life changing
ebikes are life changing
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Watching that Slum Village 'Selfish' song with John Legend & Kanye and I don't know how else to say it wrt to Ye but it's so weird to feel a sense of grieving for a person that's still alive.
November 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Watching that Slum Village 'Selfish' song with John Legend & Kanye and I don't know how else to say it wrt to Ye but it's so weird to feel a sense of grieving for a person that's still alive.
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On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
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smokin on that purple power ranger pack. the diesel that morphed the animals into interstellar child soldiers. the mother plant is the real legend of the hidden temple. one hit of this and just like summer sanders, you'll figure it out. the shit that gave otto AND regina rocket power.
November 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
smokin on that purple power ranger pack. the diesel that morphed the animals into interstellar child soldiers. the mother plant is the real legend of the hidden temple. one hit of this and just like summer sanders, you'll figure it out. the shit that gave otto AND regina rocket power.
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Bringing this back up for trans day of remembrance
Breaking out some old memes in response to all of the everything
November 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Bringing this back up for trans day of remembrance
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I think her eating me would fix me
November 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I think her eating me would fix me
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Not much to say about Trans Day of Remembrance anymore besides “try loving and celebrating us while we are alive”
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Not much to say about Trans Day of Remembrance anymore besides “try loving and celebrating us while we are alive”
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True American hero
A U.S. postal worker on Long Island is accused of trying to help a man escape from ICE custody earlier this month, according to a federal criminal complaint: https://gothamist.visitlink.me/YNagDp
US postal worker charged with breaking man out of ICE custody on Long Island
Police arrested the worker and the man she tried to free.
gothamist.visitlink.me
November 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
True American hero
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allegiance always to the pornographers and the freaks. consider making a call to mastercard, visa etc in the run-up to big spending season, more info about how to do this at the link
November 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
allegiance always to the pornographers and the freaks. consider making a call to mastercard, visa etc in the run-up to big spending season, more info about how to do this at the link
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ARTISTS! You can DISABLE this feature! Protect yourself and don't assume that you're safe if you're an sfw artist!
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
ARTISTS! You can DISABLE this feature! Protect yourself and don't assume that you're safe if you're an sfw artist!
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every order of elote should come with at least one (1) adult bib
November 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
every order of elote should come with at least one (1) adult bib
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if youre trans and youre struggling to justify why you as a person should be allowed to take up space in the universe just consider that by your sheer existence you make a lot of the worst people on earth mad enough that they will die early deaths from stress. so thats a p good reason
November 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
if youre trans and youre struggling to justify why you as a person should be allowed to take up space in the universe just consider that by your sheer existence you make a lot of the worst people on earth mad enough that they will die early deaths from stress. so thats a p good reason
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Airlines can already refuse to let people board for “inappropriate” attire which usually results in a few high-profile cases of misuse every year. If you know this, this reads like encouragement to airlines to be racist and anti queer.
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Airlines can already refuse to let people board for “inappropriate” attire which usually results in a few high-profile cases of misuse every year. If you know this, this reads like encouragement to airlines to be racist and anti queer.