Los
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The fact that I procrastinate and still get
shit done is the reason I still procrastinate.
shit done is the reason I still procrastinate.
January 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The fact that I procrastinate and still get
shit done is the reason I still procrastinate.
shit done is the reason I still procrastinate.
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Waitress says, "Say when," when grating parmesan
cheese. I never say when. The room fills with parmesan.
There are no survivors. 😏
cheese. I never say when. The room fills with parmesan.
There are no survivors. 😏
January 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Waitress says, "Say when," when grating parmesan
cheese. I never say when. The room fills with parmesan.
There are no survivors. 😏
cheese. I never say when. The room fills with parmesan.
There are no survivors. 😏
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I’m not a doctor, but I do have Google and that’s close enough.
January 17, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I’m not a doctor, but I do have Google and that’s close enough.
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hippocampus >(noun): a place where hungry hungry hippos frolic in between lectures
January 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
hippocampus >(noun): a place where hungry hungry hippos frolic in between lectures
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Accidentally said “merry Christmas” to a British person instead of “happy Christmas” and he threw up
December 24, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Accidentally said “merry Christmas” to a British person instead of “happy Christmas” and he threw up
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When you text me? Time is ephemeral, loose, inconceivable.
When I text you? The countdown begins, motherfucker.
When I text you? The countdown begins, motherfucker.
January 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
When you text me? Time is ephemeral, loose, inconceivable.
When I text you? The countdown begins, motherfucker.
When I text you? The countdown begins, motherfucker.
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it’s not just his head it’s his whole body his name should just be mr potato
December 31, 2024 at 2:55 PM
it’s not just his head it’s his whole body his name should just be mr potato
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signing up for tiktok the day before it’s banned to watch every video on clearance
January 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
signing up for tiktok the day before it’s banned to watch every video on clearance
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the U.S. kids shoe sizes start over after little kid sizes because american big kids lose their feet and grow permanent feet like teeth
January 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
the U.S. kids shoe sizes start over after little kid sizes because american big kids lose their feet and grow permanent feet like teeth
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Overheard in the music section of a Barnes and Noble: “I’ve had it with this bebop horseshit” and I respect you, time traveling jazz purist from the 1940s.
January 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Overheard in the music section of a Barnes and Noble: “I’ve had it with this bebop horseshit” and I respect you, time traveling jazz purist from the 1940s.
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ahh the weekend, time for my favorite pastime: trying to discover my favorite pastime
January 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
ahh the weekend, time for my favorite pastime: trying to discover my favorite pastime
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Taking advantage of YouTube while we have it to learn as many practical skills as possible so I have something to offer our rapidly approaching post-apocalyptic society
January 10, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Taking advantage of YouTube while we have it to learn as many practical skills as possible so I have something to offer our rapidly approaching post-apocalyptic society
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the “carrot and stick” system seems backwards to me. i’ve never been lured by a carrot. a good stick, however…
January 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
the “carrot and stick” system seems backwards to me. i’ve never been lured by a carrot. a good stick, however…
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My favorite part of horror movies is the beginning when everybody is hanging out and talking and having a good time.
January 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
My favorite part of horror movies is the beginning when everybody is hanging out and talking and having a good time.
Stephen King's 1982 book "The Running Man" predicted reality TV. The movie was pretty good, but the book was incredible.
5 Things Stephen King’s The Running Man Got Right About The Year 2025
www.cinemablend.com/movies/thing...
5 Things Stephen King’s The Running Man Got Right About The Year 2025
www.cinemablend.com/movies/thing...
5 Things Stephen King’s The Running Man Got Right About The Year 2025
The author's 1982 novel is downright prescient. Bleak, but prescient.
www.cinemablend.com
January 3, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Stephen King's 1982 book "The Running Man" predicted reality TV. The movie was pretty good, but the book was incredible.
5 Things Stephen King’s The Running Man Got Right About The Year 2025
www.cinemablend.com/movies/thing...
5 Things Stephen King’s The Running Man Got Right About The Year 2025
www.cinemablend.com/movies/thing...
Authorities believe fireworks, gas tanks and camping fuel were connected to a detonation system controlled by the driver in the Tesla Cybertruck that exploded outside a Trump Hotel in Las Vegas Wednesday morning.
www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...
www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...
MSN
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January 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Authorities believe fireworks, gas tanks and camping fuel were connected to a detonation system controlled by the driver in the Tesla Cybertruck that exploded outside a Trump Hotel in Las Vegas Wednesday morning.
www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...
www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...
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Saying “See you next year!” on December 31st
- Corny and annoying
- Everybody hates you
- Seriously this joke sucks
Saying “See you next year!” on January 31st
- Mysterious
- Are you going on a long adventure?
- You may not understand how years work
- Corny and annoying
- Everybody hates you
- Seriously this joke sucks
Saying “See you next year!” on January 31st
- Mysterious
- Are you going on a long adventure?
- You may not understand how years work
December 31, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Saying “See you next year!” on December 31st
- Corny and annoying
- Everybody hates you
- Seriously this joke sucks
Saying “See you next year!” on January 31st
- Mysterious
- Are you going on a long adventure?
- You may not understand how years work
- Corny and annoying
- Everybody hates you
- Seriously this joke sucks
Saying “See you next year!” on January 31st
- Mysterious
- Are you going on a long adventure?
- You may not understand how years work
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i’m not making any resolutions. what i do next year is none of my business
January 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
i’m not making any resolutions. what i do next year is none of my business
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i have cleaned three rooms now while looking for my earbuds and i am starting to suspect a conspiracy
December 27, 2024 at 10:30 PM
i have cleaned three rooms now while looking for my earbuds and i am starting to suspect a conspiracy
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Don’t worry, Elmo. They insult you on other platforms, too!
December 27, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Don’t worry, Elmo. They insult you on other platforms, too!
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apparently I have to "eat food" to survive wtf
December 27, 2024 at 9:20 PM
apparently I have to "eat food" to survive wtf
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Does the Bob Dylan movie explain why he sings like that?
December 26, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Does the Bob Dylan movie explain why he sings like that?
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no offense to Kendrick Lamar but the best diss track of all time is still “You’re a Mean One Mr Grinch”
December 23, 2024 at 3:34 PM
no offense to Kendrick Lamar but the best diss track of all time is still “You’re a Mean One Mr Grinch”
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Tougaloo College, an HBCU in Mississippi, maintains the only active database of sundown towns in the United States
Unearthing the 'hidden' racist history of America's sundown towns
Tougaloo College, an HBCU in Mississippi, maintains the only active database of sundown towns in the United States.
www.whatimreading.net
December 19, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Tougaloo College, an HBCU in Mississippi, maintains the only active database of sundown towns in the United States