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Ronnie Chen
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have heard myself say "next week looks a little lighter so i should be able to follow up on this" for about two months straight now

but next week i should definitely be able to catch up
you ever fuck up so bad that they have you using the chip manufacturer's flash tool with a manual written only in mandarin
February 6, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I'm joining the campaign and raising rent funds for a family with kids in South Mpls –

They need $2100 for Feb

Venmo: @Ronnie-Chen
Cashapp: @ronnieftw

And if you have the means, please consider contacting Ashley and adopting a family yourself
February 5, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Reposted by Ronnie Chen
I hate when I remember I'm somebody
February 5, 2026 at 6:49 PM
one of the most frustrating things that happens at work is starting the sentence "someone should" and then realizing that the someone is you
February 5, 2026 at 6:47 PM
i'm designing an entire curriculum for my child based on this post
Today my Gen Z friend and I were talking about vintage tech, and she asked me what “the box under the screen” was called. I feel BAD about how loud I shouted “THE COMPUTER???” (“No, the box the screen sits on.” “THE COMPUTER???” I shouted again, even more rattled now)
February 4, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Realizing that my then-toddler's weird behavior was him choking on some food and giving him the Heimlich as he turned gray – probably took 20-30 seconds of real time to resolve, my hands didn't start shaking until a few minutes after it was over and the what-ifs kept me up for hours that night.
February 3, 2026 at 10:16 PM
i miss the halcyon days when i was only fighting with software and not also doing battle with hardware and firmware at the same time
February 2, 2026 at 10:09 PM
This is who runs this account
February 1, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Reposted by Ronnie Chen
New way to help: donate Delta Skymiles to get people home to Minnesota if they're released from detention in Texas.
Okay! This has already inspired a bunch of DMs, so I made a page on the website. If you have 50,000+ Skymiles and would be willing to book flights to get someone home, please fill this out.
Donate Your Skymiles — Stand With Minnesota
Donate your Delta Skymiles to get people home from Texas
www.standwithminnesota.com
February 1, 2026 at 6:57 PM
my son saw the pictures of Liam and asked if they could have a playdate together because they both have animal hats with ears that flap and both love pokemon and i burst into tears again
now bring home every other baby in those fucking prisons
February 1, 2026 at 6:34 PM
now bring home every other baby in those fucking prisons
February 1, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Our school shared these resources. I found them helpful, maybe you will too:

What to say (and not say) to young kids about ICE:
www.childnet.org/what-to-say-...

A guide for kids on what to do if you're worried about ICE:
www.childnet.org/for-kids-wha...
What to Say to Kids About ICE | Children's Network
www.childnet.org
January 30, 2026 at 9:41 PM
the perfect oreo for team Not-Too-Sweet
January 30, 2026 at 4:12 AM
made the classic mistake of exercising some agency to solve a problem at work and am being rewarded in the exactly the way that you would expect
January 29, 2026 at 8:20 PM
"why did you pick out this book?"
"because I like gods"

IT'S TIME
January 28, 2026 at 4:16 PM
hey, good news guys, the kid loved dinner and it wasn't the 4 hour bolo

we made gnocchi from scratch and ate it with shredded short rib and reduced braising liquid

greek chorus: ᴛʜᴇ sʜᴏʀᴛ ʀɪʙ ᴀʟsᴏ ᴛᴏᴏᴋ 4 ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴏᴋ
January 28, 2026 at 3:48 AM
testing out my handiwork after grinding a left-handed bevel on a chef's knife and giving myself the heebie jeebies holding it in the other hand

i'm so sorry, leftie friends, living in a mirror world must be so cruel
January 28, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Reposted by Ronnie Chen
a reporter asked “is mutual aid a form of resistance?”

and i felt my body pulled into of a room of movement elders who have made this seem like a question i don’t have to think about to respond

of course

of course

mutual aid is an expression of love

love is an act of resistance
January 27, 2026 at 6:30 PM
The lesson that I learned about recipes while working as a line cook and later while helping to record our recipes for the restaurant cookbook is that the trick to good cooking is ignoring the timing and using your eyes, ears, nose, tongue, and fingers to tell when to move to the next step.
January 27, 2026 at 5:15 PM
"the bolo's filled with love and when we taste it we can taste the love!"

okay, you got me. i will make this recipe forever.
worked from home on Friday so I could start a double batch of bolo during lunch and tend it between meetings but this kid is eating it for breakfast and packing it for lunch and my freezer reserves are already depleted
do you think a sick toddler will be fooled by 40 minute instant pot bolognese when he's asking for the 4-hour bolo that is his favorite comfort food

Y/N
January 27, 2026 at 4:28 PM
worked from home on Friday so I could start a double batch of bolo during lunch and tend it between meetings but this kid is eating it for breakfast and packing it for lunch and my freezer reserves are already depleted
do you think a sick toddler will be fooled by 40 minute instant pot bolognese when he's asking for the 4-hour bolo that is his favorite comfort food

Y/N
January 27, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Deleting Signal now that I know it's compromised. Find me on the bodybuilder.com forums every other day (4x a week).
Deleting Signal now that I know it's compromised. Find me with the Dymo label maker.
January 27, 2026 at 5:44 AM
my city just sent out a text bulletin with the location of a loose baby mountain lion and uhh
Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
January 27, 2026 at 5:24 AM
everyone is making height jokes on main, and as a certified short person, please carry on, that tiny weasel of a man can never be mocked enough to make up for all the crimes on his head
January 27, 2026 at 12:47 AM
1/3 REICH is a truly incredible nickname for Greg Bovino that everyone needs to see
Dunno why I came here expecting people to be thrilled about the Bovino news, that was dumb of me. God forbid we get one extremely small (GET IT??) win, right?

Anyway someone on Reddit called him 1/3 Reich & it's the only time in my life I've laughed at a Reich joke so I'm gonna go hang out there
January 27, 2026 at 12:18 AM