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Ronnie Chen
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November 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
chat, is this good?
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
time for more baking experiments
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
okay i will admit that sending along a device to use the slime to make a fart machine is pretty funny
November 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
scaled it for a standard 20x20 pillow and printed it out and, holy shit you guys, this is SUCH a large goat
November 16, 2025 at 4:48 AM
November 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
my advent calendar of 25 tiny identical bottles of malort has arrived
November 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
sky business
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
i have never lived in Texas and worried about scorpions in my shoes until that when i put on rain boots for the first time in a year today and screamed when my feet touched something

cc: @jkru.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
my eyes look just like this right now
November 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
November 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
look, when you get your first ebike, you have a small window of time to gain the favor of every other ebike person on the internet by posting through it

you must seize the moment boldly

do it well and you can become their mascot. secure the top post on r/ebikes.

anything is possible!
November 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
the bathtub is covered with a million speckles of paint leftover from last night's bath
November 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
November 9, 2025 at 12:57 AM
November 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
"it's just three horizontal strokes, they cannot hurt you"

the three strokes in question:
November 8, 2025 at 5:16 AM
they also included 4 sample inks but they are UNLABELED which feels like torment and i am trying to view them as small ephemeral treats meant to be enjoyed and allowed to pass from my life but jeez
November 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
look at how gorgeous these inks are, goddamn

Kitty Inkpot:
(L to R, top to bottom)

A sip of green tea
Elegy of the fall
Butter and strawberry bagel
Time dwells in the evening breeze
Caramel almond waffle

#fountainpen
November 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
it's voting day!
November 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
the ocean spray turns to rain and gusty winds. the packed road empties of trick-or-treaters in 15 minutes.

only the anglerfish persists.

his body is adapted to the pressures of the midnight zone, this is nothing.

he keeps moving.
October 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
mentally i'm still here
October 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
i got my kid a creepy anglerfish costume for halloween and now he's refusing to take it off
October 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
mentally I'm still here
October 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
in case this helps anyone: someone in Vietnam has invented the best way to transport a live chicken with a car
October 20, 2025 at 5:37 AM