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at some point I set this anigif as my bsky profile header image just to see if it would be animated; it wasn't, obviously, but then I just left it there
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
Y'know, as a kid I briefly thought I wanted to be an art restorer like Dana Barrett in Ghostbusters 2 and, as I use those special crayons & markers to fill/tint some scuffed-up wood at 2 in the morning, I feel like I am really getting to achieve that dream
January 28, 2026 at 8:42 AM
January 27, 2026 at 6:46 AM
At some point during the two years and three months I accidentally abandoned my Animal Crossing island, all my Villagers put on glasses
January 27, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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NYT less insightful than a 9 year old 4chan post
January 26, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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It turns out one of the best explanations for how we got here comes from a novel. From “Hell is a World Without You,“ @jasonkirk.fyi:
January 26, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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NEW: One of Pope Leo XIV’s top U.S. allies, Cardinal Joseph Tobin, is calling for the defunding of ICE.

Tobin says the “lawless organization” is a “machinery of death.”

This marks the first time a senior Church leader has called for ICE to be defunded. More are expected in the coming days.
Pope Leo’s Top U.S. Ally Says ‘No’ to Funding ICE
Cardinal Joseph Tobin calls ICE a “lawless organization” perpetuating a “machinery of death” and urges Congress to defund Trump’s deportation force.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
January 26, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I recently explained to a friend why I’m still optimistic. Sensitization is the process of becoming *allergic* to something from repeated exposure. “So the process of sensitization and desensitization is the same,” I said incredulously, “with two opposing outcomes. I pray more people are sensitized”
January 26, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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Larry “Oracle” Ellison has spoken publicly at length about his plans to combine ALL data sources to create a preemptive portrait of ALL citizens to preempt and crush dissent
A reminder that one of the new owners of TikTok is Larry Ellison who also now owns CBS News…
I know it's hard to track all the threats to democracy out there right now, but this is at the top of the list.
January 26, 2026 at 8:29 AM
another profound metaphor for life: building a rolling laundry hamper where you have to perfectly line up SEVENTEEN DIFFERENT TABS (I counted) before it'll snap into place (x2)
January 25, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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babe wake up they made alchemy real
January 20, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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I regret to inform7 you ma'am but your son is dead. Your son is found in the Grey Hallway. The description of your son is "a poor soul who died in these hallowed halls." The son is wearing a backpack. The backpack is openable and closed.
September 11, 2024 at 1:26 AM
I asked the 6-year old what holiday is today and she said it was MLK Jr. day "and Dolly's birthday!" and
January 19, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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People occasionally try to hide in Disneyland after closing. Not a good idea! They are all murdered by the Abraham Lincoln terminator
November 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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“Maybe I’ll just die, how bout that” makes me think he’s further along in the book’s creative process than anyone realizes
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George R.R. Martin has said that if he never completes Game of Thrones sequel Winds of Winter (or the book after that), there's no plan for anyone else to step in. Instead, his Song of Ice and Fire series simply "won't be finished."
Game of Thrones Writer George R.R. Martin Says There's No Plan if He Dies Before Completing Winds of Winter, and the Series Simply 'Won't Be Finished'
bit.ly
January 19, 2026 at 12:05 AM
I'm so tired I just accepted "Wouldn't It Be Nice" IS a Beatles song, then thought it was a good time for a Beach Boys joke. In other words, I quote-posted a post and proceed to make the exact same joke. Good night
January 17, 2026 at 7:48 AM
lol ok I‘d missed this article up until right now www.thecut.com/article/broo...
January 17, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Whew! Welcome to 2026! This one is kind of a long one: "Under Pressure": journal.jennfrank.net/under-pressure
Under pressure
I’ve spent weeks disgusted with myself for allowing my iPhone 13 Mini to force an upgrade from iOS 18.6 to iOS 26. I can’t even look at...
journal.jennfrank.net
January 17, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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I made a tool that makes retro anime sound effects. Meet AnimeVox!
I made it for a game, but it's free to use.

I'm using the forgotten (but popular in 80s japan) Schroeder reverb algo, and some wobble.

If you find it useful consider supporting me on itch :)

castpixel.itch.io/animevox
January 15, 2026 at 4:31 AM
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I found out that you can reuse a decades old calendar if its year’s dates line up with the current year’s, so this year I got a lovely 1998 Xena: Warrior Princess calendar. The way they added show events into it is cracking me up.
January 13, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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Because they have been taught from infancy, even if not explicitly, that you are a supporting character, not a person in the way that they are a person.
January 14, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I assume everyone walks outside without a coat singing "we like to potty! we like, we like to potty!" at their dog, and then proceeds to hum the entire Vengaboys song while shaking ass, to entertain/confuse the dog into going out into the cold yard. Right? Right?
January 13, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Whoever invented the idea of putting little herby toasts on top of salad, thank you
January 12, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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Suburban woman to the Chicago Tribune:

“How do you radicalize middle-aged white women? You throw tear gas at them”
Separate from the obvious misogyny of the last few days, it’s been striking to watch the right wing media apparatus really confront the role of normie middle-aged women as a leading and increasingly radical force of opposition to trump
Ladies you “Zumba-ed” too hard!
January 12, 2026 at 4:18 AM