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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke
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Im an illustrator, you can see my work at Daveclarke.artstation.com. I'm available for commissions, send me a DM
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What a line.
Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."
January 24, 2026 at 2:10 AM
There was a blackout at my place and I was killing time by sharing my hyperfixation with a friend
January 20, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Dems refusing to say they'll pull troops out of Greenland out of fear of looking weak
January 19, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Characters in sitcoms love to have weddings in the same place they spend every day
January 19, 2026 at 7:45 AM
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The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that woke, for lack of a better word, is good. Woke is right, woke works. Woke clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.
January 18, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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The "ICE is using military tactics suited for a warzone, not for American streets" rhetoric kinda misses the point that warzones are not naturally occuring. The US military creates war zones from residential neighborhoods and the tactics are not more justifiable just because it's overseas
January 18, 2026 at 1:42 AM
2028 Democratic Party electoral slogan: It's NOT his turn; he already had two!!

2028 Republican Party electoral slogan: *a reworked version of the 14 words that clarifies that they also hate white women and children*
January 15, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Starfleet Academy s1e1: starts off with some pretty on the nose lib commentary but then is a functional pilot that sets up an interesting ensemble cast. I'll give it a shot
January 15, 2026 at 8:27 AM
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HELL YEAH!!

Look at what we did TOGETHER! Comic-con has quietly changed their language and will NOT allow GenAi imagery in their art show!

And this happened because you all wrote letters, and shared your concerns! Speaking up works EVERY time!

So congrats friends! We did this together!!!
🙌🙌💖💖💖
San Diego Comic-Con will no longer allow AI 'art' to be displayed at their event

"Material created by AI either partially or wholly, is not allowed in the art show"

This follows backlash from artists after SDCC initially indicated AI-generated work would be permitted
January 14, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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If Greens support this fascistic bill and enshrine Zionist capture, it will destroy them. Your voters will see sellouts and cowards caving on our liberties because you're not up for the fight. Because you're scared of getting yelled at in the newspapers. @davidshoebridge.bsky.social
January 14, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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There are no rules, they don’t actually care about respect, decorum, bipartisanship or debate, and only pretend to do so to browbeat you into submission. Nothing is going to change until more people realise that and respond accordingly; including to the media and politicians who have failed them.
January 9, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Say what you will but you can't deny he was right about how working in an office is annoying
January 13, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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Democrats are simultaneously beginning to refer to ICE and CBP agents as "poorly trained."

This message comes from leadership. They're trying to use it as a substitute for dismantling ICE and CBP and imprisoning their current employees. Don't fall for it; don't take any Dem seriously who uses it.
January 13, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Watching Halloween (1978) and lamenting that Michael Myers needs more knife training to know not to do that
January 12, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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what do you mean the stranger things documentary shows them writing the script on a computer with 3 chat gpt tabs open
January 12, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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It's worth your time to call Hilton to cancel your account with them. 1-800-446-6677. Here's why:

They asked me if it was because of the ICE thing. I said it was. Then they suggested I wait a couple days to see if they were going to change course.

The pressure is getting to them. Let's keep it up.
Boycott Hilton Hotels
January 11, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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you go "well the point is we ELECT people that are sympathetic to our cause", again, even in the instance where you do elect people who are genuinely sympathetic, being sympathetic to your cause is not nearly as strong as cops being able to go "nice family, shame if anything happened to them."
January 11, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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american liberals are fine with millions of deportations as long as they happen quietly and the police don't hurt any white people. proud of it, really
Obama deported 3 million illegal immigrants during his time in office and I don’t remember a single scene like this.
January 11, 2026 at 7:07 AM
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just a little more funding and police departments can finally afford the GOOD training where they teach you to value human life
January 10, 2026 at 6:44 AM
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January 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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January 8, 2026 at 5:06 AM
In death stranding 2 when you get killed by a boss you get a screen with the options "retry" and "pretend you won". I have to imagine making the later option took way less development resources than whatever the hell nonsense this is.
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January 6, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Spoilers (and leaks, shhhh) for the new mtg set, Lorwyn Eclipsed, are up and im sorry to report that it looks mid.
January 6, 2026 at 5:48 AM
ahhhh, first job application rejection of the year. Comforting to know that the global bad news will be broken up with some personal bad news
January 5, 2026 at 2:16 AM
The America part of the foreign foods section at my local grocery store.
January 5, 2026 at 1:47 AM