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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke
@daveclarke.bsky.social
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Im an illustrator, you can see my work at Daveclarke.artstation.com. I'm available for commissions, just send me a DM
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Patent diagrams for a technology that let's people skip ads by saying a voice command. First image is of a man on a couch looking at a TV, the TV has a picture of a burger and is saying "say McDonalds" to end commercial, second image is the man standing with his arms raised, saying "McDonald's!"
November 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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One of the more legit looking phishing attempts I've seen. Stay safe out there people.
A bluesky message request from an account called blueskyguard3453 claiming my account has been suspended. It looks kinda legitimate but this is a message from someone attempting to steal my info. If you see a similar message you should ignore it.
November 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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I frequently refer to Ella as bugalugs and "the furry one"
Ella looking contemplative on a lounge
November 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Picture from the simpsons of the Australian prime minister sitting naked in a pool floating drinking a Foster's can
October 28, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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They showed art of Gowron
September 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Mtg did their big panel announcing what they're doing in 2026
"Autism annoucement" TV graphic
September 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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My beautiful girl Ella craves my peanut butter toast
September 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Whenever a dog, a cat, or a horse comes on the TV my sweet baby Ella freaks the hell out and barks up a storm. I occasionally joke that there should be warnings on movies if they contain animals despite that being ridiculous, and yet its more reasonable than these weird art context rules.
Ella, being an overly dramatic lady of leisure
September 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Ella on a bed with 10+ throw pillows and still she is the most elegant decoration
September 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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From my DMs on saturday
September 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Tom hanks in the Elvis movie saying "he's white?"
September 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Qrp with something watery
A painting of a man being shipwrecked
September 11, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Spent the day helping the missus make a wedding cake
Butter in a electric mixer, next to a bowl of icing sugar A cake which is having icing applied to it. A bowl of whipped buttercream The two round tiers of cake which will make the final cake in the fridge. A square cake is also there cos we don't think the main cake will feed everyone.
September 5, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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It'll come up with an answer but it'll just be this.
Twitter post which reads: You don't understand Scale. Use $50 to buy 10 tomato plants. In 6 months you have 250 tomatoes. Plant those into 250 plants. 6 months you have 6,250 plants Plant then 6 months you have 156k tomatoes. Plant them. 6 months you have 3.9MM tomatoes. Sell then for $1 each.
August 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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I made 160 dumplings today
A photo with 120 dumplings on a table. The other 40 I mentioned are in the freezer.
August 7, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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If you see this, post sword! ⚔️
August 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Fanart for my friend @categerbasi.bsky.social's comic. Check it out at catymiau.itch.io/mona-mona. Also check my bio to see my other paintings
A woman with a short haircut holding a stylised sculpture of her own head, she stares at it with a look of panic
August 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Before playtime. After playtime
Ella smiling Ella resting her head on her stuff pink zebra toy
July 31, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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Imagine I drew the speech bubble thing on this
The character Francis Dollarhyde from Manhunter (1986)
July 18, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Baby cow got through the fence and got way closer than my tiny dog was comfortable with
Baby cow next to a footpath
July 7, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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June 30, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Come to my house if you want an orange
A tree with a bunch of oranges A tub full of oranges
June 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Just one of those days
Ella sitting at the bench with a coffee cup in front of her so it looks like she's sitting down for her morning coffee. Don't worry we didn't let the dog drink coffee
June 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Take a little break from The Horrors to admire my dogs new jumper
Ella wearing her new jumper.
June 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Ella, in a jumper, lies on a lounge
June 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM