"Face it Tiger, you have to stop bothering me at work"

AI garbage

Remember how cracked dot com used to put out articles like "Aladdin is actually a post-apocalypse cos of the genies pop culture references" which were worth a mild chuckle and got endlessly repeated by incredibly tedious people? It's a less clever and more lazy version of that.

Time was you could complain about something you disliked without having to make up a term for it and making a shareable infographic

Honestly for the best

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Operation Flared Base

Throw the people who care about James Bond canon in with them

Zelda fans who like the lore are the strongest argument that there is a wrong way to enjoy stuff

MSN messenger had an edit feature and it was only ever used for evil

Like a fifth to a quarter of digimon are just semi-naked ladies so it could be worse

"Bond, as you're aware Goldfinger has used his advanced technology to gain access to the personal information of every British citizen. Your task is to gather Intel on all the protestors complaining about that so they can be smeared in the tabloids"

"Bond, this is LeChief, he poses as a financial advisor as cover to fly the rich and powerful to his pedophile island. Your mission is to gain access to his compound and get a message to Prince Andrew that he shouldn't go there so often."