@smoakplooms.bsky.social
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
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CHRISTMAS NiGHTS INTO DREAMS
SONIC TEAM 1996
SEGA SATURN
SONIC TEAM 1996
SEGA SATURN
December 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
CHRISTMAS NiGHTS INTO DREAMS
SONIC TEAM 1996
SEGA SATURN
SONIC TEAM 1996
SEGA SATURN
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WHO GIVES A DAMN?
It’s a public service, right there in the name. It exists as a public good for all the people in this country. It’s not supposed to turn a profit, you dolts.
Go audit the Pentagon and see what kind of return on investment we’re getting there.
It’s a public service, right there in the name. It exists as a public good for all the people in this country. It’s not supposed to turn a profit, you dolts.
Go audit the Pentagon and see what kind of return on investment we’re getting there.
The USPS faces a tight squeeze. With fewer people using the mail, it’s lost more and more money: $9 billion in the 12 months ending in September alone.
https://cnn.it/4qkeNoF
https://cnn.it/4qkeNoF
December 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
WHO GIVES A DAMN?
It’s a public service, right there in the name. It exists as a public good for all the people in this country. It’s not supposed to turn a profit, you dolts.
Go audit the Pentagon and see what kind of return on investment we’re getting there.
It’s a public service, right there in the name. It exists as a public good for all the people in this country. It’s not supposed to turn a profit, you dolts.
Go audit the Pentagon and see what kind of return on investment we’re getting there.
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Went to a convention and saw Clippy from Microsoft Word. He was signing autographs for 50 dollars and screaming at attendees to pay him if they tried to take a picture. He was really overweight. Watched a fan blow into his cars ignition interlock so he could drive home.
December 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Went to a convention and saw Clippy from Microsoft Word. He was signing autographs for 50 dollars and screaming at attendees to pay him if they tried to take a picture. He was really overweight. Watched a fan blow into his cars ignition interlock so he could drive home.
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Ratio me. Please. It's a badge of honor. If you don't like a link, go follow some chicken-heart who needs the approval of the thought-police. Caitlin Flanagan of @theatlantic.com is a tremendous writer and this piece is an excellent read. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Don’t Bet Against Bari Weiss
The new editor in chief of CBS News triumphs over her critics.
www.theatlantic.com
October 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Ratio me. Please. It's a badge of honor. If you don't like a link, go follow some chicken-heart who needs the approval of the thought-police. Caitlin Flanagan of @theatlantic.com is a tremendous writer and this piece is an excellent read. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
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tv volume has to be an even number because i have 2 ears. if it were odd where would the extra one even go
December 21, 2025 at 5:44 AM
tv volume has to be an even number because i have 2 ears. if it were odd where would the extra one even go
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When you open your presents and mom bought you Star Wars: Super Bombad Racing instead of GTA 3
*Checks in on how things are going in Oxford, Mississippi.*
December 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
When you open your presents and mom bought you Star Wars: Super Bombad Racing instead of GTA 3
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billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull
interviewer: incredible
interviewer: incredible
December 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull
interviewer: incredible
interviewer: incredible
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Actually it’s because you’re a dumb amoral bitch who nevertheless keeps failing upwards because your butthole-sniffing takes comfort the rich and powerful. Hope that helps!
I think it's a little odd how people go in for this kind of nuclear-strength rhetoric over a disagreement about what issues it is most advantageous to talk about at the margin.
What you need to understand is @mattyglesias.bsky.social is a moral black hole and even then his depraved indifference brand of advice to democrats does not win elections
December 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Actually it’s because you’re a dumb amoral bitch who nevertheless keeps failing upwards because your butthole-sniffing takes comfort the rich and powerful. Hope that helps!
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All_the_stars_are_here.jpg
December 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
All_the_stars_are_here.jpg
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dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad
December 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad
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maybe the greatest pitch frame in baseball history
December 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
maybe the greatest pitch frame in baseball history
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He’s Mr. White Christmas,
I’m Mr. Sun,
He is the cold guy and,
I am the fire guy one
I’m Mr. Sun,
He is the cold guy and,
I am the fire guy one
December 9, 2023 at 9:17 PM
He’s Mr. White Christmas,
I’m Mr. Sun,
He is the cold guy and,
I am the fire guy one
I’m Mr. Sun,
He is the cold guy and,
I am the fire guy one
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I'm sorry, it looks like you're right, I did in fact order the code red. I forgot you have the luxury of not knowing what I know. Would you like me to explain myself, or would you prefer to pick up a weapon and stand a post—I would be happy to research walls that have to be guarded by men with guns!
Yelling at chatJAG that it can't handle the truth
December 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I'm sorry, it looks like you're right, I did in fact order the code red. I forgot you have the luxury of not knowing what I know. Would you like me to explain myself, or would you prefer to pick up a weapon and stand a post—I would be happy to research walls that have to be guarded by men with guns!
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One of my favorites is some variant of "it will raise your taxes too much to be able to afford to go to the doctor", which is like saying if you buy a bus pass how will you have money to pay your bus fare. Just totally ignores the whole point.
December 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
One of my favorites is some variant of "it will raise your taxes too much to be able to afford to go to the doctor", which is like saying if you buy a bus pass how will you have money to pay your bus fare. Just totally ignores the whole point.
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August 1, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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anyone who thinks of the Postal Service as a money-losing business instead of one of the peak achievements of American society belongs in prison
December 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
anyone who thinks of the Postal Service as a money-losing business instead of one of the peak achievements of American society belongs in prison
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shift complete weekend begins
Christmas NiGHTS - Soundtrack 7 - Dreams Dreams (Acapella Version)
YouTube video by BluesifulWave
youtu.be
December 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
shift complete weekend begins
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A hot dog and soda combo from UHC costs $38,000.
December 9, 2025 at 1:27 PM
A hot dog and soda combo from UHC costs $38,000.
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Me (a ventriloquist): what’s your favourite games console
My dummy:
My dummy:
December 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Me (a ventriloquist): what’s your favourite games console
My dummy:
My dummy: