Dave
@boxdp.bsky.social
Girl dad. Wife husband. Guardians fan. Video game player. There is a growing body of evidence that I am a Disney princess.
Where do I bet on the next Bears touchdown being a 37 yard play?
December 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Where do I bet on the next Bears touchdown being a 37 yard play?
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Giselle took half of everything
Touchdown Tom dressing like this with one glove makes him look like a hitman
December 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Giselle took half of everything
Always fun when the sideline reporter asks Todd Bowles what adjustments the Bucs are going to make at halftime, like that's a thing that ever happens.
December 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Always fun when the sideline reporter asks Todd Bowles what adjustments the Bucs are going to make at halftime, like that's a thing that ever happens.
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Oh the billionaire who doesn't live in New York and who has no expertise in emergency services thinks that Bonsignore, the FDNY's emergency services chief is unqualified?
My uncle says that Drake Maye is unqualified to be an NFL QB. You guys want to run a news flash on that story too?
My uncle says that Drake Maye is unqualified to be an NFL QB. You guys want to run a news flash on that story too?
Elon Musk warns ‘people will die’ after Mamdani taps Lillian Bonsignore as FDNY commissioner
Elon Musk warns ‘people will die’ after Mamdani taps Lillian Bonsignore as FDNY commissioner
Elon Musk threw cold water on Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani’s pick of Lillian Bonsignore as the city’s FDNY commissioner, warning it would have dire consequences because she lacks firefigh…
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December 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Oh the billionaire who doesn't live in New York and who has no expertise in emergency services thinks that Bonsignore, the FDNY's emergency services chief is unqualified?
My uncle says that Drake Maye is unqualified to be an NFL QB. You guys want to run a news flash on that story too?
My uncle says that Drake Maye is unqualified to be an NFL QB. You guys want to run a news flash on that story too?
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We watching Giants Raiders as a family?
December 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
We watching Giants Raiders as a family?
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Pay close attention to who is saying that 14 year-olds *can* consent to sex with trump and other damp billionaires but *can’t* consent to gender affirming care provided in close and collaborative partnership with their doctor.
December 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Pay close attention to who is saying that 14 year-olds *can* consent to sex with trump and other damp billionaires but *can’t* consent to gender affirming care provided in close and collaborative partnership with their doctor.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Yuck. The Lions went from being fun to watch to just being depressing.
December 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Yuck. The Lions went from being fun to watch to just being depressing.
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i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
December 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
Wishing you all the Biggest Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Wishing you all the Biggest Christmas.
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Is there anything better than spending the holidays with your family? Yes
December 24, 2023 at 2:23 AM
Is there anything better than spending the holidays with your family? Yes
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if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
I was 100% sure this was an image of Baldur from God of War. After reflection I'm still 90% sure.
Ötzi and a 45,000-year-old Siberian were both infected with a cancer-causing strain of HPV.
This is fascinating, and a reminder that we have a vaccine that *prevents cancer* and everyone eligible should get it.
This is fascinating, and a reminder that we have a vaccine that *prevents cancer* and everyone eligible should get it.
Two ancient humans, including famed ‘Iceman,’ had cancer-causing virus
Findings from ancient DNA may shed light on HPV’s history in our species
www.science.org
December 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I was 100% sure this was an image of Baldur from God of War. After reflection I'm still 90% sure.
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call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else.
unplug the machine.
unplug the machine.
December 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else.
unplug the machine.
unplug the machine.
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Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit
December 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit
I need more microphone on Rivers calling the snap, because it all sounds insane.
"Pablo Picasso! Negative zero! Private weiner! Phil Dawson! Hut!"
"Pablo Picasso! Negative zero! Private weiner! Phil Dawson! Hut!"
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I need more microphone on Rivers calling the snap, because it all sounds insane.
"Pablo Picasso! Negative zero! Private weiner! Phil Dawson! Hut!"
"Pablo Picasso! Negative zero! Private weiner! Phil Dawson! Hut!"
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Reporter: We have 3 videos, 2 breathalyzers, 4 bartenders, and a minivan full of nuns attesting to how the driver was drunk and reckless when he hit the school bus.
Weiss; What did the driver say.
Reporter: He and his lawyer won’t talk. We asked them 5 times.
Weiss: I’m killing your story.
Weiss; What did the driver say.
Reporter: He and his lawyer won’t talk. We asked them 5 times.
Weiss: I’m killing your story.
December 22, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Reporter: We have 3 videos, 2 breathalyzers, 4 bartenders, and a minivan full of nuns attesting to how the driver was drunk and reckless when he hit the school bus.
Weiss; What did the driver say.
Reporter: He and his lawyer won’t talk. We asked them 5 times.
Weiss: I’m killing your story.
Weiss; What did the driver say.
Reporter: He and his lawyer won’t talk. We asked them 5 times.
Weiss: I’m killing your story.
Granted I'm only 47 and one guy, but I'm very white and have never been asked or had to apologize for it. But then I also don't think acknowledging slavery existed and was bad is a very rude thing for someone to suggest.
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Granted I'm only 47 and one guy, but I'm very white and have never been asked or had to apologize for it. But then I also don't think acknowledging slavery existed and was bad is a very rude thing for someone to suggest.
I mean when something isn't working, why change it?
Pelissero: Zac Taylor expected to remain Bengals HC in 2026.
December 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I mean when something isn't working, why change it?
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Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower
December 21, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower
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I think it's actually quite beautiful we live at the same time as a writer and orator whose style is so distinctive, and has pushed the boundaries of the English language so far, that you hear the phrase "her undergarments, sometimes referred to as panties" and immediately know that's the President
December 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I think it's actually quite beautiful we live at the same time as a writer and orator whose style is so distinctive, and has pushed the boundaries of the English language so far, that you hear the phrase "her undergarments, sometimes referred to as panties" and immediately know that's the President
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My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
December 3, 2023 at 1:13 AM
My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord