Dave
@boxdp.bsky.social
Girl dad. Wife husband. Guardians fan. Video game player. There is a growing body of evidence that I am a Disney princess.
We have loads.of candy, and only one kid so far.
October 31, 2025 at 10:59 PM
We have loads.of candy, and only one kid so far.
Finn has made lemonade from lemons. A missing leg means you have a convenient nub to suck on when you're sleeping.
October 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Finn has made lemonade from lemons. A missing leg means you have a convenient nub to suck on when you're sleeping.
Beautiful day for baseball. And I will go on record now saying my preference with the defense would be Noel in RF, Manzardo at 1B, Rodriguez DH.
September 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Beautiful day for baseball. And I will go on record now saying my preference with the defense would be Noel in RF, Manzardo at 1B, Rodriguez DH.
1. Political violence is bad, period
2. Don't let people who have been cheerleading this shit act like it's a real mystery
2. Don't let people who have been cheerleading this shit act like it's a real mystery
September 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
1. Political violence is bad, period
2. Don't let people who have been cheerleading this shit act like it's a real mystery
2. Don't let people who have been cheerleading this shit act like it's a real mystery
For MLB's trade deadline I resent one of my favorite trade-related memories, the 2019 Trevor Bauer trade that broke my kid's brain. And because I know someone will point it out, in 2019 we were only aware Bauer was kind of a dick, the extent of his awfulness was still unknown.
July 31, 2025 at 5:53 PM
For MLB's trade deadline I resent one of my favorite trade-related memories, the 2019 Trevor Bauer trade that broke my kid's brain. And because I know someone will point it out, in 2019 we were only aware Bauer was kind of a dick, the extent of his awfulness was still unknown.
Don't worry lovers of the unknown, my crotch is actively creating mysteries to fill the void.
July 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Don't worry lovers of the unknown, my crotch is actively creating mysteries to fill the void.
Fuck that person into the sun but also
July 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Fuck that person into the sun but also
My wife when she asks me to proofread something she has written and I find an error.
June 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
My wife when she asks me to proofread something she has written and I find an error.
My wife got this flag for our front walk, and then as I was making dinner said "Oh by the way I put our Nazi flag out front" and there were a few very confusing seconds before that got sorted out.
June 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
My wife got this flag for our front walk, and then as I was making dinner said "Oh by the way I put our Nazi flag out front" and there were a few very confusing seconds before that got sorted out.
The MLB app went from not letting me watch games to giving me news from the future.
June 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The MLB app went from not letting me watch games to giving me news from the future.
I'm Cleveland for the Guardians/Dodgers game. Early take away - Dustin May has very skinny legs.
May 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I'm Cleveland for the Guardians/Dodgers game. Early take away - Dustin May has very skinny legs.
Me every time I see a headline about Joe Biden's mental state when the current president has incredibly obvious cognitive issues.
May 17, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Me every time I see a headline about Joe Biden's mental state when the current president has incredibly obvious cognitive issues.
Postscript: Crash turns 3 this week. Tomorrow he his new little sister Finn comes home for good. She's missing a leg but that isn't slowing her down one bit.
May 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Postscript: Crash turns 3 this week. Tomorrow he his new little sister Finn comes home for good. She's missing a leg but that isn't slowing her down one bit.
Lost our first dog Grace in Sep 21, adopted a sweet, 1 year old rescue, Goose, in May 22 who, unbeknownst to us, was in the final stages of kidney failure. We lost him after 24 days. We were wrecked and thought we were done forever. But his gift to us was the joy of having a dog again. And so, Crash
May 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Lost our first dog Grace in Sep 21, adopted a sweet, 1 year old rescue, Goose, in May 22 who, unbeknownst to us, was in the final stages of kidney failure. We lost him after 24 days. We were wrecked and thought we were done forever. But his gift to us was the joy of having a dog again. And so, Crash
Schneeeeeeeveland! Cheered so loud from the couch Crash froze mid-chew to see what was going on.
May 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Schneeeeeeeveland! Cheered so loud from the couch Crash froze mid-chew to see what was going on.
She's a little delayed being with us while she recovers from losing one of her rear legs (her hip was dislocated and the joint didn't form correctly on that side). But we'll be doing some overnights to help her get acclimated and her big brother has met her and can't wait for her to be back.
April 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
She's a little delayed being with us while she recovers from losing one of her rear legs (her hip was dislocated and the joint didn't form correctly on that side). But we'll be doing some overnights to help her get acclimated and her big brother has met her and can't wait for her to be back.
Huh, we were going to get a puppy but I guess instead of finding some joy we should watch Fox News 24/7 to fully immerse ourselves in just how bad everything is.
Nah, that sounds shitty. Here's Finn!
Nah, that sounds shitty. Here's Finn!
April 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Huh, we were going to get a puppy but I guess instead of finding some joy we should watch Fox News 24/7 to fully immerse ourselves in just how bad everything is.
Nah, that sounds shitty. Here's Finn!
Nah, that sounds shitty. Here's Finn!
Renting a vacation house for a few days and this seems like it might technically be code compliant, but still something you shouldn't do.
April 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Renting a vacation house for a few days and this seems like it might technically be code compliant, but still something you shouldn't do.
The universe trying to decide what weird way today's Guardians/White Sox game will end.
April 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The universe trying to decide what weird way today's Guardians/White Sox game will end.
The front yard is busy this morning.
April 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
The front yard is busy this morning.
Saluting all of the very smart and serious CEOs and other business types who cheered on Trump's campaign, and inexplicably did not anticipate his doing the thing he said repeatedly he would do.
April 7, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Saluting all of the very smart and serious CEOs and other business types who cheered on Trump's campaign, and inexplicably did not anticipate his doing the thing he said repeatedly he would do.
I'm so sorry to hear that. I don't have good news specifically but here is my dog Crash. When he goes to daycare he sleeps very hard the day after, which often means he wakes up with his ears flipped.
April 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I'm so sorry to hear that. I don't have good news specifically but here is my dog Crash. When he goes to daycare he sleeps very hard the day after, which often means he wakes up with his ears flipped.