Spillane
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*notices wormtongue whispering into cryptkeeper theoden's ear* hey maybe we should do something about tha-
[Dumbest scold and there's a million of em]: it's rude to interrupt
[Dumbest scold and there's a million of em]: it's rude to interrupt
November 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
*notices wormtongue whispering into cryptkeeper theoden's ear* hey maybe we should do something about tha-
[Dumbest scold and there's a million of em]: it's rude to interrupt
[Dumbest scold and there's a million of em]: it's rude to interrupt
Believing the greatest leaders are the ones who don't have to lift a finger, because they live in a fantasy where they were never challenged by circumstances demanding they lead, while I'm slurping down mimosas driving 160 in the suburbs
Chuck Schumer is not the bad guy. Blame everyone who ignored the warnings and refused to vote for Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton.
November 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Believing the greatest leaders are the ones who don't have to lift a finger, because they live in a fantasy where they were never challenged by circumstances demanding they lead, while I'm slurping down mimosas driving 160 in the suburbs
I'm pretty out on the Bills until they do something about the head coaching/coordinator situation and maybe replace Beane. Could've had the bye this year with that dogwalk of a schedule and instead they're handing the division to the Patriots
November 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I'm pretty out on the Bills until they do something about the head coaching/coordinator situation and maybe replace Beane. Could've had the bye this year with that dogwalk of a schedule and instead they're handing the division to the Patriots
Kim Kardashian taking six years to fail the California bar exam gives me hope that a lowly person like I, a simple poster, could take six years to fail the California bar exam. Never give up on your dreams ♥️
November 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Kim Kardashian taking six years to fail the California bar exam gives me hope that a lowly person like I, a simple poster, could take six years to fail the California bar exam. Never give up on your dreams ♥️
I think that about wraps up game of the year discussions
November 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I think that about wraps up game of the year discussions
I was chained to the radiator. They fed me discarded papa johns crust for seven days. Daylight was a distant memory. I started talking to rats.
November 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I was chained to the radiator. They fed me discarded papa johns crust for seven days. Daylight was a distant memory. I started talking to rats.
It was impossible for today not to be a splendid one when it began with Dick Cheney in his bed shriveling and curling like a spider as he fucking died
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
It was impossible for today not to be a splendid one when it began with Dick Cheney in his bed shriveling and curling like a spider as he fucking died
I'm not sure if death is satisfactory for a guy like Dick Cheney but it's nice to know he's not lurking around the planet anymore, smirking as he thinks about another way he could erode the social fabric of our universe, if he only had his robust youth back.
November 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I'm not sure if death is satisfactory for a guy like Dick Cheney but it's nice to know he's not lurking around the planet anymore, smirking as he thinks about another way he could erode the social fabric of our universe, if he only had his robust youth back.
You ever find it a little weird that the Vancouver Island Bugle comes up on your feed with an editorial about a socialist threatening to conquer NYC but you get nothing about dozens of warships staging around the Venezuelan coast. I'd ask questions but I'm watching two sub .500 teams play football
November 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
You ever find it a little weird that the Vancouver Island Bugle comes up on your feed with an editorial about a socialist threatening to conquer NYC but you get nothing about dozens of warships staging around the Venezuelan coast. I'd ask questions but I'm watching two sub .500 teams play football
Violinist playing as the Titanic is sinking noticing a hot babe getting into a lifeboat: more like "nearer my pawg to thee"
Cellist knee deep in arctic water: Nice
Cellist knee deep in arctic water: Nice
November 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Violinist playing as the Titanic is sinking noticing a hot babe getting into a lifeboat: more like "nearer my pawg to thee"
Cellist knee deep in arctic water: Nice
Cellist knee deep in arctic water: Nice
nice i'm over the blue jays. saturday was apocalyptic. sunday was devastating. monday what's for lunch. ready to watch some truly dreadful buffalo bills football until january and (only if i want to self harm) watch the toronto maple leafs of toronto.
November 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
nice i'm over the blue jays. saturday was apocalyptic. sunday was devastating. monday what's for lunch. ready to watch some truly dreadful buffalo bills football until january and (only if i want to self harm) watch the toronto maple leafs of toronto.
After game 7 last night there isn't a chance in eternal Hell I'm going to watch the Bills drop another to the Chiefs. I may never watch sports again.
November 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
After game 7 last night there isn't a chance in eternal Hell I'm going to watch the Bills drop another to the Chiefs. I may never watch sports again.
Baseball is over, a new month has turned and you know what that means: official Super Monkey Ball 2 for the Nintendo GameCube November themed promotional wallpaper
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Baseball is over, a new month has turned and you know what that means: official Super Monkey Ball 2 for the Nintendo GameCube November themed promotional wallpaper
Didn't sleep a wink. Just watched IKF without a respectable lead off third base get out at home plate at the bottom of the 9th on a loop about a thousand times
November 2, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Didn't sleep a wink. Just watched IKF without a respectable lead off third base get out at home plate at the bottom of the 9th on a loop about a thousand times
It was a tremendous series and I think the Blue Jays lost in ways that make sense. Big bummer but I got to see them push it not just to the maximum amount of games, but a couple extra innings too. Nothing to shake a stick at. Oh well.
November 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
It was a tremendous series and I think the Blue Jays lost in ways that make sense. Big bummer but I got to see them push it not just to the maximum amount of games, but a couple extra innings too. Nothing to shake a stick at. Oh well.
Baseball is a fucked up sport for only the very bizzare. A game for masochists
November 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Baseball is a fucked up sport for only the very bizzare. A game for masochists
*trying absolutely anything to not think about game 7 of the world series* Betty Boop could probably throw it back in the modern era but her allure might be proportional to how all the buildings and landscapes were bobbing up and down to the music in the 30s
November 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
*trying absolutely anything to not think about game 7 of the world series* Betty Boop could probably throw it back in the modern era but her allure might be proportional to how all the buildings and landscapes were bobbing up and down to the music in the 30s
I see a lot of Jays fans angry that they called the ball just sitting there by the book, even after he clearly picked it up and threw it into play, but that's baseball. All sports really. Rulebook lawyering is a treasured tradition and we live and die by it.
November 1, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I see a lot of Jays fans angry that they called the ball just sitting there by the book, even after he clearly picked it up and threw it into play, but that's baseball. All sports really. Rulebook lawyering is a treasured tradition and we live and die by it.
Barger you fucking idiot
November 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Barger you fucking idiot
Before you get to three you gotta get to one. Ancient baseball proverb
November 1, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Before you get to three you gotta get to one. Ancient baseball proverb
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*springing upright* a customer!
October 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
*springing upright* a customer!
Happy Halloween everynyan
October 31, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Happy Halloween everynyan