Spillane
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New York City is the only place where you can find grocery stores, subways, coffee shops, kidnapped sitting heads of state, hot dogs,
January 4, 2026 at 7:19 PM
New York City is the only place where you can find grocery stores, subways, coffee shops, kidnapped sitting heads of state, hot dogs,
Wouldn't you know, some lucky ducky registered an account on polymarket yesterday, slapped down 30k on Maduro out by the end of January 2026, and pocketed a cool 400k today. It just goes to show you *rips skin off from the top of my head revealing an enormous screaming centipede*
January 3, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Wouldn't you know, some lucky ducky registered an account on polymarket yesterday, slapped down 30k on Maduro out by the end of January 2026, and pocketed a cool 400k today. It just goes to show you *rips skin off from the top of my head revealing an enormous screaming centipede*
I can't believe a FIFA peace prize winner would do something so corrupt
January 3, 2026 at 6:16 PM
I can't believe a FIFA peace prize winner would do something so corrupt
My gravestone epitaph should read "buried with all his treasures" and when the inevitable robber tries his hand he'll only discover a mirror, for it's you, my precious treasure. It's mankind. And then maybe a sensor triggers "get together" to play on a speaker
January 3, 2026 at 3:41 AM
My gravestone epitaph should read "buried with all his treasures" and when the inevitable robber tries his hand he'll only discover a mirror, for it's you, my precious treasure. It's mankind. And then maybe a sensor triggers "get together" to play on a speaker
How about Mimecraft and all the blocks are invisible
January 1, 2026 at 8:17 PM
How about Mimecraft and all the blocks are invisible
There are many things the decadent west is severely lacking but none more prominent on New Years Day than the severe lack of Kagami Mochi adorning our living rooms. Just two Mochi with an orange on top and we still can't get our shit together.
January 1, 2026 at 6:37 PM
There are many things the decadent west is severely lacking but none more prominent on New Years Day than the severe lack of Kagami Mochi adorning our living rooms. Just two Mochi with an orange on top and we still can't get our shit together.
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I am a student here. At the school. I want to learn to read.
January 1, 2026 at 5:30 PM
I am a student here. At the school. I want to learn to read.
First playthrough of sekiro: ok I want that health upgrade and vitality after a deathblow sounds good I should save up for that
Second playthrough: posture damage. Posture replenish. More posture damage. Drop your fucking stance. Don't run from me. Don't hide from the setting sun.
Second playthrough: posture damage. Posture replenish. More posture damage. Drop your fucking stance. Don't run from me. Don't hide from the setting sun.
December 31, 2025 at 8:01 PM
First playthrough of sekiro: ok I want that health upgrade and vitality after a deathblow sounds good I should save up for that
Second playthrough: posture damage. Posture replenish. More posture damage. Drop your fucking stance. Don't run from me. Don't hide from the setting sun.
Second playthrough: posture damage. Posture replenish. More posture damage. Drop your fucking stance. Don't run from me. Don't hide from the setting sun.
In the landfills of the United Arab Emirates, there are entire mountains of Nermal stuffed animals sent by people who thought it would be funny to ship it to Abu Dhabi in the 80s. Endless expanses of Nermals that stretch across the horizon, bleaching in the desert sun
December 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
In the landfills of the United Arab Emirates, there are entire mountains of Nermal stuffed animals sent by people who thought it would be funny to ship it to Abu Dhabi in the 80s. Endless expanses of Nermals that stretch across the horizon, bleaching in the desert sun
It's rare to get a great chuckle out of twitter these days but I was absolutely delighted last week looking at thousands of people missing the entire point of "it's a wonderful life", a movie everyone's seen 100 times which has been around for 100 years. That's some good shit from the moron factory
December 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
It's rare to get a great chuckle out of twitter these days but I was absolutely delighted last week looking at thousands of people missing the entire point of "it's a wonderful life", a movie everyone's seen 100 times which has been around for 100 years. That's some good shit from the moron factory
Rolled a turkey down at the ol' bowling lanes and blew my nephews out of the fucking water
December 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Rolled a turkey down at the ol' bowling lanes and blew my nephews out of the fucking water
"I guess you could call that a dick" - a Paulie Walnuts Erotic Adventure
December 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
"I guess you could call that a dick" - a Paulie Walnuts Erotic Adventure
That latina wife "I didn't know if you wanted empanadas or pozole so I made both!" incel meme but it's Fred Flintstone standing over a hot stove and he's telling me he made Brontosaurus Burgers and Stegosaurus Steaks. Then he tells me to keep an eye peeled for his cereal robbing neighbour.
December 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
That latina wife "I didn't know if you wanted empanadas or pozole so I made both!" incel meme but it's Fred Flintstone standing over a hot stove and he's telling me he made Brontosaurus Burgers and Stegosaurus Steaks. Then he tells me to keep an eye peeled for his cereal robbing neighbour.
青い、濃い、橙色の日
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December 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I Sure Hope I Don't Have To Beat Your Ass This Christmas
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December 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Calling whatever deal they've set up siphoning state funds to construct the new stadium "Bleeding Kansas"
December 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Calling whatever deal they've set up siphoning state funds to construct the new stadium "Bleeding Kansas"
Went to a convention and saw Clippy from Microsoft Word. He was signing autographs for 50 dollars and screaming at attendees to pay him if they tried to take a picture. He was really overweight. Watched a fan blow into his cars ignition interlock so he could drive home.
December 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Went to a convention and saw Clippy from Microsoft Word. He was signing autographs for 50 dollars and screaming at attendees to pay him if they tried to take a picture. He was really overweight. Watched a fan blow into his cars ignition interlock so he could drive home.
Bills barely winning against a 3-11 team is as light as a feather. They barely win against 12-2 teams too. They barely win against all creation. They could barely win against an assemblage of archangels.
December 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Bills barely winning against a 3-11 team is as light as a feather. They barely win against 12-2 teams too. They barely win against all creation. They could barely win against an assemblage of archangels.
DJ Moore kicks ass. That game ruled. Magical stuff
December 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
DJ Moore kicks ass. That game ruled. Magical stuff
It's basically unforgivable to give up an onside kick in today's NFL
December 21, 2025 at 4:10 AM
It's basically unforgivable to give up an onside kick in today's NFL
Replaying Metroid Dread and whoever designed this puzzle can suck me
December 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Replaying Metroid Dread and whoever designed this puzzle can suck me
In this season of reflection I have to give a big shout out to nicotine. MVP for 2025. Couldn't have made it through the year without it. Here's to another year of compounding health complications spurred by mankind's greatest ally
December 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
In this season of reflection I have to give a big shout out to nicotine. MVP for 2025. Couldn't have made it through the year without it. Here's to another year of compounding health complications spurred by mankind's greatest ally
Had to get a bunch of holiday licorice for a licorice liker so I figured my best bet is the grocery store branded like a eurozone market paradise and buddy, they not only have licorice, they have it shaped like little herring
December 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Had to get a bunch of holiday licorice for a licorice liker so I figured my best bet is the grocery store branded like a eurozone market paradise and buddy, they not only have licorice, they have it shaped like little herring