Jay
@smeargle-tcg.bsky.social
I collect & grade Pokemon TCG
I love my girl, our cat & doggo, pokemon, horror, and the Chicago Cubs..
Mostly just posting cool cards from the shop 😎
I love my girl, our cat & doggo, pokemon, horror, and the Chicago Cubs..
Mostly just posting cool cards from the shop 😎
A wizard is never fucking late
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
A wizard is never fucking late
Rewatching Succession and Logan yelling "My lawyer is former department of justice. Who's your lawyer? Mr. Fucking Magoo?" Is one of the funniest moments of the series by far. Absolutely killed us 😂
December 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Rewatching Succession and Logan yelling "My lawyer is former department of justice. Who's your lawyer? Mr. Fucking Magoo?" Is one of the funniest moments of the series by far. Absolutely killed us 😂
Got this beautiful mat as a christmas gift from my wife. I LOVE IT.
December 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Got this beautiful mat as a christmas gift from my wife. I LOVE IT.
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If you put your seat back when flying economy that makes you a class traitor, basically.
December 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
If you put your seat back when flying economy that makes you a class traitor, basically.
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Yearly pre-Christmas post about a nice little guy named Wenceslaus 🦝 westviewnews.org/2020/12/03/w...
Wenceslaus - WESTVIEW NEWS
By Jeff Hodges When my daughter is at a symposium and the leader asks the participants to “tell us something we would never guess about […]
westviewnews.org
December 20, 2023 at 11:09 PM
Yearly pre-Christmas post about a nice little guy named Wenceslaus 🦝 westviewnews.org/2020/12/03/w...
Dad woke me up at 4am to skip school and drive 4 hours to the city to watch this on day 1. To this day it is my favorite memory with him and my favorite LOTR movie.
'The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers' released 23 years ago today
December 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Dad woke me up at 4am to skip school and drive 4 hours to the city to watch this on day 1. To this day it is my favorite memory with him and my favorite LOTR movie.
December 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Cackling Referee Declares Penalty For Pass Interference Shall Be 10,000 Years Of Winter https://theonion.com/cackling-referee-declares-penalty-for-pass-interference-shall-be-10000-years-of-winter/
December 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Cackling Referee Declares Penalty For Pass Interference Shall Be 10,000 Years Of Winter https://theonion.com/cackling-referee-declares-penalty-for-pass-interference-shall-be-10000-years-of-winter/
This is a hilarious way to force ticket sales. Does the studio not believe in this movie at all?
This is coming right off the heels of Cameron saying that if this one doesnt make enough, he's pulling the future movies.
This is coming right off the heels of Cameron saying that if this one doesnt make enough, he's pulling the future movies.
‘Avengers: Doomsday’ will have four different trailers attached with ‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’
Each trailer will play for one week, before switching to the next
(via THR)
Each trailer will play for one week, before switching to the next
(via THR)
December 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
This is a hilarious way to force ticket sales. Does the studio not believe in this movie at all?
This is coming right off the heels of Cameron saying that if this one doesnt make enough, he's pulling the future movies.
This is coming right off the heels of Cameron saying that if this one doesnt make enough, he's pulling the future movies.
(An oil, known as St. Nicholas Manna)
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
(An oil, known as St. Nicholas Manna)
Saddest shit I've ever seen and heard
FALLON: “And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
@moreperfectunion.bsky.social
ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
@moreperfectunion.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Saddest shit I've ever seen and heard
NEW BONG from my love 😁 I mean... flower vase... tea pot...
December 8, 2025 at 6:52 AM
NEW BONG from my love 😁 I mean... flower vase... tea pot...
This is the funniest sequence of events that I've seen in a while
December 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
This is the funniest sequence of events that I've seen in a while
Im not crying im fine actually YOURE CRYING
December 6, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Im not crying im fine actually YOURE CRYING
Oh we are so cooked
"Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smartphones."
CNN Partners With a Gambling App That Lets You Wager on Starvation in Gaza
The app company’s two biggest investors are also heavily invested in the Israeli military.
truthout.org
December 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Oh we are so cooked
Sits next to my pet Tarantula's enclosure lol I think she likes it.
December 5, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Sits next to my pet Tarantula's enclosure lol I think she likes it.
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1) Hard not to call this "game over." Bleak bleak bleak BLEAK.
2) lol Ellisons eat shit.
2) lol Ellisons eat shit.
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
1) Hard not to call this "game over." Bleak bleak bleak BLEAK.
2) lol Ellisons eat shit.
2) lol Ellisons eat shit.
As an avid fart walker, I see no issue with this. Just happy to see some FW representation in the media.
Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
As an avid fart walker, I see no issue with this. Just happy to see some FW representation in the media.
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If you’re 6’ or taller the “no elbows on the table” rule shouldn’t apply. A dinner table is too low to comfortably rest your forearms. It’s bad etiquette to make me suffer
November 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
If you’re 6’ or taller the “no elbows on the table” rule shouldn’t apply. A dinner table is too low to comfortably rest your forearms. It’s bad etiquette to make me suffer
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First time seeing one of these in person! Beautiful staff promo 😍 #pokemon #pokemontcg
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
First time seeing one of these in person! Beautiful staff promo 😍 #pokemon #pokemontcg
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
I am acting Completely Normal about a new variant of my favorite mon. #Pokemon #pokemonpokopia
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I am acting Completely Normal about a new variant of my favorite mon. #Pokemon #pokemonpokopia
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(anything happens to any member of the American elite) I should email my friend Jeffrey Epstein, the pedophile
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
(anything happens to any member of the American elite) I should email my friend Jeffrey Epstein, the pedophile
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I’m starting to think this Jeffrey Epstein guy was up to no good
November 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I’m starting to think this Jeffrey Epstein guy was up to no good