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what's a band you love that's the dismemberment plan? mine is the dismemberment plan
August 28, 2024 at 9:04 PM
what's a band you love that's the dismemberment plan? mine is the dismemberment plan
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An erotic short story in three acts
August 14, 2024 at 11:50 AM
An erotic short story in three acts
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This is what they took from you
August 7, 2024 at 6:50 PM
This is what they took from you
I've been on fire very few times for how many adults wanted to make sure I knew stop drop and roll
June 13, 2024 at 6:16 PM
I've been on fire very few times for how many adults wanted to make sure I knew stop drop and roll
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“think of voting as getting on a bus that always takes you to the wrong part of town. it’s good.” - the bus dunce
"Voting isn’t marriage. It’s public transport. You’re not waiting for 'the one'. You’re getting on the bus. And if there isn’t one going exactly to your destination, you don’t stay home and sulk. You take the one that’s going closest to where you want to be." - Mohamad Safa
If you’re a lefty who doesn’t like Joe Biden, I get it.
If you think there’s no difference between Biden and this, I don’t.
If you think there’s no difference between Biden and this, I don’t.
October 29, 2023 at 11:56 PM
“think of voting as getting on a bus that always takes you to the wrong part of town. it’s good.” - the bus dunce
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Remember this cop got a $38K workers comp payout due to the mental trauma of people pointing out he was a piece of shit.
April 24, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Remember this cop got a $38K workers comp payout due to the mental trauma of people pointing out he was a piece of shit.
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Men will fight for six and a half minutes in an alleyway rather than try on their drifter friend’s sunglasses.
April 18, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Men will fight for six and a half minutes in an alleyway rather than try on their drifter friend’s sunglasses.
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worm: *tells a joke*
early bird: lol
early bird: lol
November 16, 2023 at 4:01 PM
worm: *tells a joke*
early bird: lol
early bird: lol
"breakfast foods" is just one more way they try to control us
February 26, 2024 at 5:20 PM
"breakfast foods" is just one more way they try to control us
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[sees a big grinding machine crushing everything in its path] but why arent women and minorities allowed to pilot the grinder
February 22, 2024 at 1:57 AM
[sees a big grinding machine crushing everything in its path] but why arent women and minorities allowed to pilot the grinder
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Thanks to the woke left my wife is now cheating on me with the milkwoman!!!
February 8, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Thanks to the woke left my wife is now cheating on me with the milkwoman!!!
This might be controversial but fuck it: mo money LESS problems
February 8, 2024 at 11:30 PM
This might be controversial but fuck it: mo money LESS problems
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By the commutative property, an octopus also has ten eightacles
January 25, 2024 at 6:55 AM
By the commutative property, an octopus also has ten eightacles
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This book is bonkers. It includes prose walkthroughs of every level in the first three Super Mario games (plus Super Mario Land) with no screenshots whatsoever.
Imagine getting to, like, World 7-3 and having to come up with a fresh new way of writing "jump over the pipe."
Imagine getting to, like, World 7-3 and having to come up with a fresh new way of writing "jump over the pipe."
January 18, 2024 at 7:30 PM
This book is bonkers. It includes prose walkthroughs of every level in the first three Super Mario games (plus Super Mario Land) with no screenshots whatsoever.
Imagine getting to, like, World 7-3 and having to come up with a fresh new way of writing "jump over the pipe."
Imagine getting to, like, World 7-3 and having to come up with a fresh new way of writing "jump over the pipe."
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that don't impreg me much
December 27, 2023 at 5:29 PM
that don't impreg me much
Grandma got run over by a reindeer HAS TO BE the best Christmas song about violence against woman
December 26, 2023 at 11:16 PM
Grandma got run over by a reindeer HAS TO BE the best Christmas song about violence against woman
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i’m not a smoker but sometimes i kinda want a cigarette, or for an asteroid to crash into the earth
September 4, 2023 at 12:57 AM
i’m not a smoker but sometimes i kinda want a cigarette, or for an asteroid to crash into the earth
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Remember, kids, if Santa asks you whether you’ve been naughty or nice this year, you should always say, “Am I being detained?”
December 12, 2023 at 1:25 PM
Remember, kids, if Santa asks you whether you’ve been naughty or nice this year, you should always say, “Am I being detained?”