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I love this song. Shit, I love this song too! Good morning! 🩷
December 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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shadowtodd.bsky.social
It is a heinously terrible movie. This used to be a completely uncontroversial statement.
mattielubchansky.com mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 21d
life is long and i've seen a lot of things come and go but i will not stand for the rehabilitation of the ron howard grinch. motherfucker i was THERE in the theater. i was there
December 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Unclear What Coworker With Banana On Desk All Day Waiting For https://theonion.com/unclear-what-coworker-with-banana-on-desk-all-day-waiti-1819579617/
Unclear What Coworker With Banana On Desk All Day Waiting For
December 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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kelly-knox.com
narrator: 50 years ago...

me: [nods] in 1945

narrator: in 1975...

me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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evilmopacatx.bsky.social
Austin Forecast: "Heavy rain event for the next 48 hours, get ready"

Austin Reality: One 30 minute banger storm hits during afternoon rush hour or 3 AM
November 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Family Enters Crisis Talks After Learning Restaurant Has 45-Minute Wait http://theonion.com/family-enters-crisis-talks-after-learning-restaurant-ha-1819577952/
Family Enters Crisis Talks After Learning Restaurant Has 45-Minute Wait
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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iloveraphtalia.bsky.social
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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jackryeo.bsky.social
At the
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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cooperlund.online
THEY HAVE NAMES?!?
November 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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dynastydave.bsky.social
A few days ago our waiter referred to nachos as "chos" and I'm still thinking about it
November 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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clueheywood.bsky.social
Them: “didn’t you get my email about this?”

Me:
September 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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kojamf.bsky.social
#LetDukeSwim
July 30, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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alyankovic.bsky.social
Keep it weird, Austin!
July 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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brutumfulmen.bsky.social
I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣

Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
A review for a Little Caesar’s somewhere by Kevin S: Stopped into this Little Caesars just trying to get a $6 pizza and ended up in a full on action movie. Just as I grabbed my order, this furious dude barges in yelling about how I cut him off in traffic earlier. Before I can even respond, he throws a punch but then out of nowhere the guy behind the counter jumps over it like he's been waiting for this moment his whole life and just beats the living hell out of the guy. The guy ran off and the cashier just dusted himself off. I said "are you ok man" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "B*tch, this is Little Caesars. We always hot and ready." Five stars. Will absolutely return.
July 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Animated series scene. 80s style cartoon here, not Pixar. Dr. McCoy, or 'Bones' as he is known amongst friendlies, is sitting at a conference type table, leaning forward and emphatically saying something. Closed caption reads,"INCREASING TIREDNESS, STEADILY DECREASING EFFICIENCY"
May 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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evilmopacatx.bsky.social
Just a reminder that "The Evil MoPac Collection" is live and has several cool, reasonably priced products designed with love, from t-shirts, to hats, to mugs and so much more!

Thanks for checking it out

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The finest t-shirts, hats, stickers, mugs, bags, and other cool Evil MoPac merch in all of the universe. Whether you're in Austin, or beyond, come check out all of my evil goodness and always remember...
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May 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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May 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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meninblazers.bsky.social
End Product Of The Mo Salah Selfie 🤳😍
April 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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plnews.bsky.social
Liverpool are champions of England for the 20th time in their history. 🏆
April 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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theonion.com
Fancy Feast Recalls 1 Million Cans Of Food That Cats Just Kind Of Stared At Before Wandering Away
Fancy Feast Recalls 1 Million Cans Of Food That Cats Just Kind Of Stared At Before Wandering Away
ST. LOUIS—Apologizing to all customers who had received a defective product, pet food giant Fancy Feast issued a massive recall Friday for 1 million cans of food that cats just kind of stared at befor...
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April 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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People will always say they’re your friend and they support you no matter what but then they’ll say some toxic shit to you like “you have to let go of the cursed amulet, it’s changing who you are” and “don’t let its power corrupt you” all because they want the amulet for themselves
April 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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danwhitehead.net
Bring back proper games journalism.
Screengrab from a 2021 Slate article headlined An Interview with the Guy Who Yells Mortal Kombat in the the Theme for Mortal Kombat. The subheading is Nearly three decades later he's still got it. The byline is Matthew Dessem. The featured text is the form of a Q and A. I see. Will you do it over the phone? Would I do it over the phone? Absolutely. Let's hear it. Mortal Kombat!
April 10, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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chrisvannini.com
Inside of you there are two Texas Tech fans.
March 28, 2025 at 4:52 AM