Simon Mills
@simonsaidthat.bsky.social
ASD, possibly ADHD survivor just sharing my likes and obsessions. I like to focus on a good first season rather than be convinced of a show's Schrödinger's Good Season later down the road.
Also way too empathic towards Robots 🤖
Also way too empathic towards Robots 🤖
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If you don't stop calling them murderers they'll have no choice but to murder you.
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 3:29 PM
If you don't stop calling them murderers they'll have no choice but to murder you.
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The Universe is trying to make this as easy and dumbed down as possible. Her last name was GOOD! She was the good guy! How obvious does the simulation have to be?
January 9, 2026 at 8:36 PM
The Universe is trying to make this as easy and dumbed down as possible. Her last name was GOOD! She was the good guy! How obvious does the simulation have to be?
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love how I'll get bored on the computer and then pick up my phone, like there's a better, more exciting internet there
January 10, 2026 at 8:25 AM
love how I'll get bored on the computer and then pick up my phone, like there's a better, more exciting internet there
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Jack Smith testified that he had proof Trump tried to overthrow the 2020 election.
On the 5th anniversary of Jan 6th what is Trump doing?
Attacking Venezuela & forcibly removing their President.
Threatening Greenland.
Violating the constitution & international law.
On the 5th anniversary of Jan 6th what is Trump doing?
Attacking Venezuela & forcibly removing their President.
Threatening Greenland.
Violating the constitution & international law.
January 7, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Jack Smith testified that he had proof Trump tried to overthrow the 2020 election.
On the 5th anniversary of Jan 6th what is Trump doing?
Attacking Venezuela & forcibly removing their President.
Threatening Greenland.
Violating the constitution & international law.
On the 5th anniversary of Jan 6th what is Trump doing?
Attacking Venezuela & forcibly removing their President.
Threatening Greenland.
Violating the constitution & international law.
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congrats to Charlie Kirk on 114 days without saying anything racist
January 2, 2026 at 11:26 PM
congrats to Charlie Kirk on 114 days without saying anything racist
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Palantir. Sauron. CyberDyne. Blackrock. Mr Beast Inc. Cerberus. Blackwater. Anduril. Citizen. Citadel. Gilead. Bain Capital. Darktrace. Oracle. Umbra.
December 29, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Palantir. Sauron. CyberDyne. Blackrock. Mr Beast Inc. Cerberus. Blackwater. Anduril. Citizen. Citadel. Gilead. Bain Capital. Darktrace. Oracle. Umbra.
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
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I understand the sentiment behind it but too many of y’all seemed way too eager to make clanker jokes in a way that seemed less about being anti AI and more about wanting to make jokes where the punchline is “this sounds like real slurs but about a fake thing” or “haha, it’s like old timey racism”
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
December 29, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I understand the sentiment behind it but too many of y’all seemed way too eager to make clanker jokes in a way that seemed less about being anti AI and more about wanting to make jokes where the punchline is “this sounds like real slurs but about a fake thing” or “haha, it’s like old timey racism”
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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has stated that the 1918 flu pandemic was caused by a lab virus from vaccine research, a defective influenza vaccine. Let’s analyze what a lie this is. First, in 1918, 107 years ago, virology was in its infancy
December 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has stated that the 1918 flu pandemic was caused by a lab virus from vaccine research, a defective influenza vaccine. Let’s analyze what a lie this is. First, in 1918, 107 years ago, virology was in its infancy
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MOM SAYS YOU HAVE TO PLAY WITH ME
New at the Kennedy Center: declining to perform may now require a lawyer.
Trump’s Kennedy Center chief threatens jazz musician with $1M suit over canceled Christmas gig
Richard Grenell says they will seek damages for “this political stunt."
www.motherjones.com
December 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
MOM SAYS YOU HAVE TO PLAY WITH ME
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“SELL IT TO WHO, BEN? FUCKING AQUAMAN??”
December 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
“SELL IT TO WHO, BEN? FUCKING AQUAMAN??”
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Trump made well over a hundred posts today in what can only be described as a frantic hypomanic haze.
He ended his last major post with "Enjoy what might be your last Merry Christmas!"
Translation: He suspects this is HIS last Merry Christmas.
He ended his last major post with "Enjoy what might be your last Merry Christmas!"
Translation: He suspects this is HIS last Merry Christmas.
December 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Trump made well over a hundred posts today in what can only be described as a frantic hypomanic haze.
He ended his last major post with "Enjoy what might be your last Merry Christmas!"
Translation: He suspects this is HIS last Merry Christmas.
He ended his last major post with "Enjoy what might be your last Merry Christmas!"
Translation: He suspects this is HIS last Merry Christmas.
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WITH THE SECOND MARTY FROM BACK TO THE FUTURE 2 NO LESS
My 14-yo-son has recreated the climax of Back to the Future in gingerbread and I thought you should know.
December 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
WITH THE SECOND MARTY FROM BACK TO THE FUTURE 2 NO LESS
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
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Dudes Rock
December 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Dudes Rock
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Grandma got the kids the latest Nintendo for Christmas!
December 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Grandma got the kids the latest Nintendo for Christmas!
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So everyone's watching the 60 Minutes that was supposed to be banned and everyone who knows how PDFs work can unredact the Epstein files, it's like the Christmas spirit has irony poisoning this year
December 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
So everyone's watching the 60 Minutes that was supposed to be banned and everyone who knows how PDFs work can unredact the Epstein files, it's like the Christmas spirit has irony poisoning this year
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Ace attorney fans one joke is defrosting
December 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Ace attorney fans one joke is defrosting
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White men are 30% of the US and if they look around the room and see it’s less than 90% white men they think it’s affirmative action.
85% of CEOs are white men.
All but one US President has been a white man.
65% of all elected offices are held by white men.
Roughly 30% of the population is white men.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TOPIC EVEN???
All but one US President has been a white man.
65% of all elected offices are held by white men.
Roughly 30% of the population is white men.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TOPIC EVEN???
December 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
White men are 30% of the US and if they look around the room and see it’s less than 90% white men they think it’s affirmative action.
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This is why all these discussions are just eugenics wrapped up in process and anecdote. You can’t explain the outcomes without acknowledging privilege UNLESS you think white men are genetically superior. They all disgracefully think that but most are too chickenshit to say it.
December 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
This is why all these discussions are just eugenics wrapped up in process and anecdote. You can’t explain the outcomes without acknowledging privilege UNLESS you think white men are genetically superior. They all disgracefully think that but most are too chickenshit to say it.
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85% of CEOs are white men.
All but one US President has been a white man.
65% of all elected offices are held by white men.
Roughly 30% of the population is white men.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TOPIC EVEN???
All but one US President has been a white man.
65% of all elected offices are held by white men.
Roughly 30% of the population is white men.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TOPIC EVEN???
December 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
85% of CEOs are white men.
All but one US President has been a white man.
65% of all elected offices are held by white men.
Roughly 30% of the population is white men.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TOPIC EVEN???
All but one US President has been a white man.
65% of all elected offices are held by white men.
Roughly 30% of the population is white men.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TOPIC EVEN???
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“Of course, it doesn’t feel right to want IT to HAPPEN. And it’s obviously not okay to try to make IT HAPPEN. That’s not what this is ABOUT, just to make things CLEAR LEGALLY as far as VARIOUS AGENCIES are concerned.”
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...
When It Happens
It’s been so long, you sometimes forget that eventually, IT will HAPPEN.
It’s impossible to say when IT will HAPPEN. But it can’t be too long until...
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December 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
“Of course, it doesn’t feel right to want IT to HAPPEN. And it’s obviously not okay to try to make IT HAPPEN. That’s not what this is ABOUT, just to make things CLEAR LEGALLY as far as VARIOUS AGENCIES are concerned.”
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...
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They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
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Kamen Rider Zeztz (2025)
for too long, smartphone makers have been focusing on things that nobody needs (ai integration, stupid new user interfaces), instead of focusing on actually useful features:
if i take a picture of something with my phone in a dream, that picture should still be on my irl phone when i wake up
if i take a picture of something with my phone in a dream, that picture should still be on my irl phone when i wake up
December 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Kamen Rider Zeztz (2025)