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Jackie Jormp-Jomp
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chetsucks.com
My TikTok video on this ad from TikTok was removed from TikTok by TikTok for violating TikTok’s community guidelines.
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December 24, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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leaftilde.bsky.social
Okay I figured out why this was bugging me
The new Trump class battleship, appropriately retooled as a GI Joe boat
December 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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jeremykaplowitz.com
come on, they even got to Snapple Facts?!
my snapple fact says "Jeffrey Epstein has been photographed alongside [REDACTED]."
December 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
I do feel like Andy Samberg and Jimmy Fallon are functionally the same guy but one received love and the other didn’t like some sort of experiment by a crooked psychiatrist in 1971 and now we see what happened
December 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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freshiejuice.bsky.social
I don’t freak unless froken to
December 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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buttpraxis.bsky.social
Hey SLUTS 🫵 the Epstein files were just released 💥💥 and ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ BILL CLIT-TON ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️
December 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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senatormeow.bsky.social
it's his time
the VLC traffic cone logo wearing a jaunty Santa hat
December 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
i would bet money you could detect gay accent in morse code
December 20, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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hypercubexl.bsky.social
'Magic balls' installed by drones could conquer US market thanks to game-changing performance: 'It's never been like this'
a tech article with a photo of a sphere attached to a power line over an icy landscape and both the headline and abstract repeat the same phrase: 'Magic balls' installed by drones could conquer US market thanks to game-changing performance: 'It's never been like this'
December 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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caylen.bsky.social
todays my birthday.

it’s also the day 16 years ago I discovered that a customer for the data center I worked at had racked 3 full cabinets with over $200k of brand new server hardware on top of $80 of canned soda from our customer lounge vending machine to avoid spending $600 on mounting rails
December 20, 2024 at 3:31 AM
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mommywiseau.bsky.social
ska... good! good!! mmhemhm
dylantodd.bsky.social Dylan Todd @dylantodd.bsky.social · 4d
I like this poster that looks like Frankenstein is skanking.
Vintage movie poster for Frankenstein, showing Frankenstein basically skanking. Poster has a bright green background. The title “Frankenstein” arches across the top in large white letters. To the right, text reads “The Monster That Terrorized the World!” At the bottom, cast names appear above a dark silhouette of a castle and rocky ground. What music is he listening to? Bosstones? Reel Big Fish? Or is he old school and he's listening to the Specials? Madness?
December 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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nocash.bsky.social
Look this guy up on YouTube he was deeply not doing ok it’s astonishing
December 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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oldfriend99.bsky.social
in the director's cut of Home Alone, uncle Frank says, "look what you did, you little cunt." That's the only difference
December 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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rudbeckia.bsky.social
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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cooperlund.online
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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andrewmagrini.bsky.social
Cracking up since a robotext earlier couldn't make up it's mind on what to text, so it just sent EVERYTHING AT ONCE
December 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
His grim jesters costume
Al Roker is Charlie Brown
December 18, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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bakoon.bsky.social
twitch.tv/bakkooonn
December 18, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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brandonfriedman.bsky.social
This is metal
ICE voodoo doll discovered in New Orleans as immigration crackdown continues
A handmade “voodoo doll” portraying an ICE agent was found in Uptown New Orleans as federal immigration enforcement continues across south Louisiana.
www.fox8live.com
December 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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pghgraffiti.bsky.social
August 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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nocontroller.bsky.social
Carry on my dumb ass son
December 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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cadencockburn.bsky.social
home alone extraction shooter where you play as the wet bandits
December 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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sapphic.moe
ram prices dropping 🔥
Toner Cartridge Replacement for Canon 045H -17% ($59.99) Was: $71.99 (The joke here is the toner cartridges look a lot like RAM sticks.)
December 17, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
I still don’t know if it’s Gavin Newsom or Gavin Newsome and frankly I don’t respect the man enough to figure it out
December 17, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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stonkers.bsky.social
apologies to everyone who thought they had a coolass name but
a vegetarian cookbook by the author Crescent Dragonwagon
December 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM