Alex (he/him)
@shuuneki.bsky.social
24 // I like to make art and look at silly memes // 18+ only pls //
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Healthcare Snark
December 16, 2024 at 9:14 AM
Healthcare Snark
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Using ChatGPT is like the most unsexy thing a man can do
January 25, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Using ChatGPT is like the most unsexy thing a man can do
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Hi, I’m God.
You all died in 2016.
And yes, this is Hell.
You all died in 2016.
And yes, this is Hell.
January 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Hi, I’m God.
You all died in 2016.
And yes, this is Hell.
You all died in 2016.
And yes, this is Hell.
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I want to live in boring times.
Give me mundane.
Give me trivial.
Give me mundane.
Give me trivial.
January 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I want to live in boring times.
Give me mundane.
Give me trivial.
Give me mundane.
Give me trivial.
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I’m not difficult to please you must just hold me delicately like you would a fluttering moth but also pointed away from your body like you would a sharpened blade
January 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I’m not difficult to please you must just hold me delicately like you would a fluttering moth but also pointed away from your body like you would a sharpened blade
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Like a wine tasting, but for dildos.
January 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Like a wine tasting, but for dildos.
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This is my man cave. It’s where I bro out and chillax doing dude stuff
(I open the door revealing an unfinished concrete basement containing nothing but dozens of empty KFC buckets)
(I open the door revealing an unfinished concrete basement containing nothing but dozens of empty KFC buckets)
January 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
This is my man cave. It’s where I bro out and chillax doing dude stuff
(I open the door revealing an unfinished concrete basement containing nothing but dozens of empty KFC buckets)
(I open the door revealing an unfinished concrete basement containing nothing but dozens of empty KFC buckets)
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the miracle of flight
January 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
the miracle of flight
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I think something we don't appreciate enough as a society is that for the majority of human history hearing a particular piece of music was only possible if you could find someone in a public place/event playing it, owned an instrument/knew it yourself, or were rich and could employ a musician.
January 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I think something we don't appreciate enough as a society is that for the majority of human history hearing a particular piece of music was only possible if you could find someone in a public place/event playing it, owned an instrument/knew it yourself, or were rich and could employ a musician.
Watching a tutorial on poaching eggs and she just said “crack le egg”
January 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Watching a tutorial on poaching eggs and she just said “crack le egg”
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*gestures wildly at everything
none of this was on my vision board
none of this was on my vision board
January 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
*gestures wildly at everything
none of this was on my vision board
none of this was on my vision board
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You can't help who you fall in love with and you can't help who you push into oncoming traffic.
January 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
You can't help who you fall in love with and you can't help who you push into oncoming traffic.
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my signature move is winking disarmingly as I close the elevator door in your face
January 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
my signature move is winking disarmingly as I close the elevator door in your face
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a discarded, broken roomba arrives at the dump… only to be welcomed by the very refuse and dirt it helped put there
“we been waitin for ya” a dustball says, menacingly
“we been waitin for ya” a dustball says, menacingly
January 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
a discarded, broken roomba arrives at the dump… only to be welcomed by the very refuse and dirt it helped put there
“we been waitin for ya” a dustball says, menacingly
“we been waitin for ya” a dustball says, menacingly
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The thing they don’t tell you about Cupid’s arrow is how fucking big the exit wound is.
January 20, 2024 at 4:12 PM
The thing they don’t tell you about Cupid’s arrow is how fucking big the exit wound is.
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The most punk thing you can be nowadays is an optimist
January 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The most punk thing you can be nowadays is an optimist
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Professor: you have a 10-page essay on odysseus due tomorrow
Me [under breath]: motherfu-
Professor: no you're thinking of oedipus
Me [under breath]: motherfu-
Professor: no you're thinking of oedipus
January 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Professor: you have a 10-page essay on odysseus due tomorrow
Me [under breath]: motherfu-
Professor: no you're thinking of oedipus
Me [under breath]: motherfu-
Professor: no you're thinking of oedipus
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Creativity is like a houseplant, not an endless well. You need to seek out sunlight, water, and nutrients in art, shows, music, experiences, and more to tend to it. And just like plants it has its dormant and active periods and you may not seem improvement for some time.
January 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Creativity is like a houseplant, not an endless well. You need to seek out sunlight, water, and nutrients in art, shows, music, experiences, and more to tend to it. And just like plants it has its dormant and active periods and you may not seem improvement for some time.
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Doctors say it's important to spend 6-8 hrs every day keeping up with obscure online beefs between people you don't know
January 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Doctors say it's important to spend 6-8 hrs every day keeping up with obscure online beefs between people you don't know
My lawyer while I am on trial for manslaughter
Your honor, my client had the zoomies
January 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
My lawyer while I am on trial for manslaughter