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me: could you take the part of my memories that memorized mindless self indulgence lyrics when i was a teen and put 'em to something like, i dunno, addresses, dates
brain: hang on, lemme check
brain:
brain: no.
me: alright, good talk
brain: hang on, lemme check
brain:
brain: no.
me: alright, good talk
December 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
me: could you take the part of my memories that memorized mindless self indulgence lyrics when i was a teen and put 'em to something like, i dunno, addresses, dates
brain: hang on, lemme check
brain:
brain: no.
me: alright, good talk
brain: hang on, lemme check
brain:
brain: no.
me: alright, good talk
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wow unfollowing now. didn't realize santa's workshop was into union busting and forcing employee attrition through an aggressive RTO policy
December 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
wow unfollowing now. didn't realize santa's workshop was into union busting and forcing employee attrition through an aggressive RTO policy
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cowboy who stubbed his toe:
December 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
cowboy who stubbed his toe:
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playing my favorite christmas song on loop for the next two weeks as i slowly manifest an increasingly exhausted absolute terror field
Khruangbin - Christmas Time Is Here (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Khruangbin
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December 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
playing my favorite christmas song on loop for the next two weeks as i slowly manifest an increasingly exhausted absolute terror field
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APP NOTIFICATION: MESSAGE REGARDING YOUR CHILD
EMAIL: CHECK APP FOR MESSAGE REGARDING YOUR CHILD
TEXT: CHECK APP FOR MESSAGE REGARDING YOUR CHILD
MESSAGE REGARDING MY CHILD: Remember the winter concert is tomorrow!
EMAIL: CHECK APP FOR MESSAGE REGARDING YOUR CHILD
TEXT: CHECK APP FOR MESSAGE REGARDING YOUR CHILD
MESSAGE REGARDING MY CHILD: Remember the winter concert is tomorrow!
December 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
APP NOTIFICATION: MESSAGE REGARDING YOUR CHILD
EMAIL: CHECK APP FOR MESSAGE REGARDING YOUR CHILD
TEXT: CHECK APP FOR MESSAGE REGARDING YOUR CHILD
MESSAGE REGARDING MY CHILD: Remember the winter concert is tomorrow!
EMAIL: CHECK APP FOR MESSAGE REGARDING YOUR CHILD
TEXT: CHECK APP FOR MESSAGE REGARDING YOUR CHILD
MESSAGE REGARDING MY CHILD: Remember the winter concert is tomorrow!
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Lord, I see what you've done for others. It’s real sick shit, frankly. You belong in jail.
December 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Lord, I see what you've done for others. It’s real sick shit, frankly. You belong in jail.
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every conversation with a tech ceo
December 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
every conversation with a tech ceo
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google maps (punching me in the stomach): fastest route is uber
me: but i want to take the subway
google maps (throwing me across the room): 2 buses and a transfer would save 4 minutes
me: i like subway
google maps (kicking me in the head): biking is 45 seconds faster
me: underground choo-choo
me: but i want to take the subway
google maps (throwing me across the room): 2 buses and a transfer would save 4 minutes
me: i like subway
google maps (kicking me in the head): biking is 45 seconds faster
me: underground choo-choo
December 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
google maps (punching me in the stomach): fastest route is uber
me: but i want to take the subway
google maps (throwing me across the room): 2 buses and a transfer would save 4 minutes
me: i like subway
google maps (kicking me in the head): biking is 45 seconds faster
me: underground choo-choo
me: but i want to take the subway
google maps (throwing me across the room): 2 buses and a transfer would save 4 minutes
me: i like subway
google maps (kicking me in the head): biking is 45 seconds faster
me: underground choo-choo
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Evil emperor kicks a wretched homunculus into the pit for failing to find the Chosen One – a classic failure to apply the RACI matrix.
💪 Responsible: the Wretched Homunculi
💀 Accountable: the Scheming Vizier <- kick HIM into the pit
🤷 Consulted: the Dark Oracles
👁️ Informed: the Fetid Stakeholders
💪 Responsible: the Wretched Homunculi
💀 Accountable: the Scheming Vizier <- kick HIM into the pit
🤷 Consulted: the Dark Oracles
👁️ Informed: the Fetid Stakeholders
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Evil emperor kicks a wretched homunculus into the pit for failing to find the Chosen One – a classic failure to apply the RACI matrix.
💪 Responsible: the Wretched Homunculi
💀 Accountable: the Scheming Vizier <- kick HIM into the pit
🤷 Consulted: the Dark Oracles
👁️ Informed: the Fetid Stakeholders
💪 Responsible: the Wretched Homunculi
💀 Accountable: the Scheming Vizier <- kick HIM into the pit
🤷 Consulted: the Dark Oracles
👁️ Informed: the Fetid Stakeholders
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i had a dream that i made a meme called Spawn Mulaney and its just john mulaney bits on screenshots from Spawn (1997) and he hated it so much that he sent me death threats
December 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
i had a dream that i made a meme called Spawn Mulaney and its just john mulaney bits on screenshots from Spawn (1997) and he hated it so much that he sent me death threats
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
theonion.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
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ok kudos to the team. i thought this was pretty streamlined
December 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
ok kudos to the team. i thought this was pretty streamlined
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I love this random exoplanet youtuber who starts all of his videos like "for those of you who've been living under a ROCK" and then talks about the most obscure shit.
December 7, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I love this random exoplanet youtuber who starts all of his videos like "for those of you who've been living under a ROCK" and then talks about the most obscure shit.
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This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
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theonion.com/this-war-wil...
Whenever I think of well thought out, examined, proven arguments against a bad idea and the arguments for it are "it's fine just trust me" I go to this headline
Whenever I think of well thought out, examined, proven arguments against a bad idea and the arguments for it are "it's fine just trust me" I go to this headline
What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
December 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
theonion.com/this-war-wil...
Whenever I think of well thought out, examined, proven arguments against a bad idea and the arguments for it are "it's fine just trust me" I go to this headline
Whenever I think of well thought out, examined, proven arguments against a bad idea and the arguments for it are "it's fine just trust me" I go to this headline
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i do not shoot with my hand; he who shoots with his hand has forgotten the names of all the muppets. i shoot with my mind
i do not kill with my gun; he who kills with his gun has forgotten the names of all the muppets. i kill with my heart
i do not kill with my gun; he who kills with his gun has forgotten the names of all the muppets. i kill with my heart
Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
December 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
i do not shoot with my hand; he who shoots with his hand has forgotten the names of all the muppets. i shoot with my mind
i do not kill with my gun; he who kills with his gun has forgotten the names of all the muppets. i kill with my heart
i do not kill with my gun; he who kills with his gun has forgotten the names of all the muppets. i kill with my heart
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So I ended up having a really nice talk with the hand. He said he wasn't surprised that the face isn't listening. Said the face has been in a bad place since getting laid off and has started using again. We both want to help the face but obviously there's only so much you can do.
December 4, 2025 at 6:54 AM
So I ended up having a really nice talk with the hand. He said he wasn't surprised that the face isn't listening. Said the face has been in a bad place since getting laid off and has started using again. We both want to help the face but obviously there's only so much you can do.
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just saw something that confirmed my bias. can't believe how right i am
December 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
just saw something that confirmed my bias. can't believe how right i am
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unc is short for uncanny x-men. not many people know this
December 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
unc is short for uncanny x-men. not many people know this