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shinycrab.bsky.social
Tamatoa's teeth
@shinycrab.bsky.social
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If you're confused by my going semi-anon just DM me and I'll clarify
The response to the essay was extremely reasonable. I would have been a much more terse "you're way off the mark here and you write like a child."
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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80% off sunday scaries because *no one* is prepared to come back to work tomorrow
November 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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woah
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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We all need Leslie Jones energy to survive Thanksgiving.

I’m dying 😂🤣☠️
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
In the early days of Covid, finally ran out of ideas why our house kept having flies... it was a cracked pipe like this and it was a smell to remember
well that's your problem right there
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Gm
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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How do you guys keep your cast irons from bending your dishwasher racks? Mf heavy
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Solo exploring a 100% pitch black lava tube for over a mile underground. I brought some portable lights to place and set up this shot.
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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INNOCENT
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Here is a hastily constructed animated gif from different NASA satellites showing the progression of the Hayli Gubbi eruption. Note the tall ash plume spreading NE (right) and a lower, light tan ash flow(?) moving NNW. #eruption #volcano
November 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Their coins are so cool. "Ah yes, ZEUS NIKE, Zeus the victor is putting his hand on the 8 spoked wheel of Dharma. He's cool with the Buddha and king Menander II is cool with both"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menande...
November 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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alternatively
August 19, 2023 at 7:32 AM
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They conditioned y'all to be like this with them Nextdoor accounts
NEW: a contractor is paying random people $300 to physically track immigrants for ICE. They're given addresses, vehicles, told to monitor the target. That information then goes back up to ICE. These are not licensed private investigators; members of the public

www.404media.co/contractor-p...
Contractor Paying Random People $300 to Physically Track Immigrants for ICE
“The more I listened to it, the more I’m like, something doesn’t sound right,” a person who was briefed on the pilot plans told 404 Media.
www.404media.co
November 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Keith opening the Lizza post and skimming to the end like
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Not even going to get in to the weeds of how self-pitying Nuzzi's "I Did A Shit With My Clothes On: A Survivor's Tale" press tour is, OR that she landed another six-figure salary at a legacy publication ten months later.

Look at this prose. If my mag got sent this, we'd have the writer arrested.
November 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Love that vanilla ice song
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Vera Rubin Observatory has started operations and is undergoing a target of opportunity campaign to follow up on an unusual report from LIGO

gcn.nasa.gov/circulars/42...

@startswithabang.bsky.social
GCN - Circulars - 42707 - LIGO/Virgo/KAGRA S251112cm: Observations with the NSF-DOE Vera C. Rubin Observatory
gcn.nasa.gov
November 17, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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why is everything so fucking gross this week
November 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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The Theranosity of it All!!!
November 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Holy shit reverse MeToo is wild
epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
"No big deal just go remove the parts of your model that.... oh.
oh nooo baby what did you do?"
November 16, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Lots of people telling me they love Dad jokes, but jokes about graph paper are where they draw the line.
Why shouldn't you trust someone you see drawing on graph paper?

They're definitely plotting something.
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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This is supercool, a real-world validation of the Belyayev Russian Fox experiments. But also the raccoons at my house seem to be getting more and more thuggish, so I dunno.

www.scientificamerican.com/article/racc...
City Raccoons Are Evolving to Look More Like Pets
City-dwelling raccoons seem to be evolving a shorter snout—a telltale feature of our pets and other domesticated animals
www.scientificamerican.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Me, entering work every day
This is why I have to apologise to doggy daycare
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM