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· Sep 13
If you're confused by my going semi-anon just DM me and I'll clarify
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Re: Science Mag editorial celebrating mainly the inside/quiet advocacy done this year, I offer this in lighthearted response. 🧪
This is a Myanmar woman doing her usual, longstanding dance routine while black cars speed by to carry out a coup. 1/4
This is a Myanmar woman doing her usual, longstanding dance routine while black cars speed by to carry out a coup. 1/4
February 7, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Re: Science Mag editorial celebrating mainly the inside/quiet advocacy done this year, I offer this in lighthearted response. 🧪
This is a Myanmar woman doing her usual, longstanding dance routine while black cars speed by to carry out a coup. 1/4
This is a Myanmar woman doing her usual, longstanding dance routine while black cars speed by to carry out a coup. 1/4
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My kids & their friends say “that looks/sounds like AI” to mean shitty & fake/stupid. Really incredible to be inundated by “transformative AI“ discourse when the reality is so plainly the opposite.
The bosses are forcing their employees to use it. Politicians are competing to shovel money & infrastructure at it. The billionaires who control media are constantly lecturing & hectoring people to accept it & use it more.
They don't care it's losing money. They don't care people hate it.
They don't care it's losing money. They don't care people hate it.
February 7, 2026 at 9:05 PM
My kids & their friends say “that looks/sounds like AI” to mean shitty & fake/stupid. Really incredible to be inundated by “transformative AI“ discourse when the reality is so plainly the opposite.
My dad asked me if I knew Olivia Munn, and was incredulous I did not.
"Uhhhhh what?"
I didn't realize she went to my high school, she just happened to be there before I was
"Uhhhhh what?"
I didn't realize she went to my high school, she just happened to be there before I was
February 8, 2026 at 1:08 AM
My dad asked me if I knew Olivia Munn, and was incredulous I did not.
"Uhhhhh what?"
I didn't realize she went to my high school, she just happened to be there before I was
"Uhhhhh what?"
I didn't realize she went to my high school, she just happened to be there before I was
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i don’t know if it’s the jaunty bow tie or what but i cannot stop laughing at this
February 7, 2026 at 6:19 AM
i don’t know if it’s the jaunty bow tie or what but i cannot stop laughing at this
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Aside from the message, which I support, his control of his instrument is impressive
"The British Olympic Association... is understood to be relaxed that Kenworthy has given a personal opinion on a subject that sits outside the Games." www.thetimes.com/sport/winter...
GB skier avoids censure for writing ‘F*** ice’ in snow ‘with urine’
Gus Kenworthy, whose Instagram account boasts 1.2million followers, will not face disciplinary action for message about US immigration officials
www.thetimes.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Aside from the message, which I support, his control of his instrument is impressive
This.... is unsettling
This has absolutely no right to work as well as it does.
Smash Mouth and Linkin Park - In The End, You're an All Star mashup
YouTube video by JezAlmighty
www.youtube.com
February 7, 2026 at 5:46 AM
This.... is unsettling
Aren't uhhhhhhh FLAGS political symbolism? There's no way that rule could be enforced without arbitrariness, as seen here
I cannot sufficiently underline how despicable it is that the IOC has required Haitian Olympic athletes to remove an image representing the leader of the Haitian Revolution (against SLAVERY) from their uniforms.
February 7, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Aren't uhhhhhhh FLAGS political symbolism? There's no way that rule could be enforced without arbitrariness, as seen here
If you aren't familiar, Avi Loeb has been spreading ET bullshit for a long time
NO OF COURSE THERE ISN'T YOU DOORKNOB WHY DOES THIS CHUCKLEFUCK HAVE TENURE AT HARVARD AND I'M SLINGING DRINKS TO SCOTTSDALE'S MOST ENTITLED CHILDREN
Is there any trace of life on 3I/ATLAS? Harvard Astrophysicist Avi Loeb explains chilling theory
If it’s alive, everything we know about life is wrong.
me.mashable.com
February 7, 2026 at 1:34 AM
If you aren't familiar, Avi Loeb has been spreading ET bullshit for a long time
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The internet was a mistake. But this kind of chaos-making tool reminds me that the internet is a delightful miracle AND a mistake.
A new tool lets you search the Epstein files for mentions of your LinkedIn contacts. Tried it out, does work. Outputs a report with links to the material on the DOJ website.
www.404media.co/this-tool-se...
www.404media.co/this-tool-se...
This Tool Searches the Epstein Files For Your LinkedIn Contacts
EpsteIN—as in, Epstein and LinkedIn—searches your connections on the social network for names that match those in the released files.
www.404media.co
February 5, 2026 at 4:13 PM
The internet was a mistake. But this kind of chaos-making tool reminds me that the internet is a delightful miracle AND a mistake.
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Not The Onion (but excellent satire nonetheless)
Rep. Ben Cline at the National Prayer Breakfast: "We are reminded that leadership is not only about policy and power, but about character, conscience, and the recognition that all authority that all authority is ultimately accountable to God. We are honored to welcome President Bukele."
February 5, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Not The Onion (but excellent satire nonetheless)
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Not to be a Karen or anything but could we get some fucking rules around here lol
February 5, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Not to be a Karen or anything but could we get some fucking rules around here lol
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Kind of obsessed with my 11-year-old's drawing of a black hole barfing out a rainbow and creating the earth.
February 4, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Kind of obsessed with my 11-year-old's drawing of a black hole barfing out a rainbow and creating the earth.
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This meme just punched me in the face and stole my wallet
February 4, 2026 at 2:10 AM
This meme just punched me in the face and stole my wallet
"Being a self-repairing sack of meat, even in 2026, still has its advantages."
How much damage could a cosmic ray do to a human?
#AskEthan
Cosmic rays come in all varieties of energy and speed, with the most energetic ones outstripping even LHC protons by a factor of millions.
What would happen if one hit you?
bigthink.com/starts-with-...
#space #astro #physics #particle
#AskEthan
Cosmic rays come in all varieties of energy and speed, with the most energetic ones outstripping even LHC protons by a factor of millions.
What would happen if one hit you?
bigthink.com/starts-with-...
#space #astro #physics #particle
Ask Ethan: How much damage could a cosmic ray do to a human?
At the upper limits of what's energetically possible, cosmic rays still persist. What happens if a human gets hit by the most energetic one?
bigthink.com
February 2, 2026 at 7:29 AM
"Being a self-repairing sack of meat, even in 2026, still has its advantages."
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Why do your organizing over Signal? So that you don't do your organizing on an app that hasn't been tested or reviewed, run by a guy who doesn't tell his users about data breaches and security problems.
www.ibtimes.co.uk/stopice-hack...
www.ibtimes.co.uk/stopice-hack...
StopICE Data Breach Sent Names And Locations of 100,000 Users to The US Government
StopICE, the anti-ICE activist platform, suffered a major security breach exposing names, logins, phone numbers and GPS locations of over 100,000 users to US federal agencies.
www.ibtimes.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Why do your organizing over Signal? So that you don't do your organizing on an app that hasn't been tested or reviewed, run by a guy who doesn't tell his users about data breaches and security problems.
www.ibtimes.co.uk/stopice-hack...
www.ibtimes.co.uk/stopice-hack...
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BOOM best moonrise yet? 5 minute time lapse coming in HOT above the Port of Long Beach tonight.
February 2, 2026 at 3:53 AM
BOOM best moonrise yet? 5 minute time lapse coming in HOT above the Port of Long Beach tonight.
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the Epstein files make it very clear why the MeToo backlash was so extreme and why so much of elite society preferred Donald Trump ruling us like a king to the barest hint of accountability
February 1, 2026 at 9:27 PM
the Epstein files make it very clear why the MeToo backlash was so extreme and why so much of elite society preferred Donald Trump ruling us like a king to the barest hint of accountability
Anyone still arguing we "need" billionaires, "they're entitled to what they earned", etc should be required to read these emails
you:
[stressing for days to send the perfect single email]
billionaires:
hi, . w=en r we mee&ting to do iLlegiL stuff , . ?
[stressing for days to send the perfect single email]
billionaires:
hi, . w=en r we mee&ting to do iLlegiL stuff , . ?
February 1, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Anyone still arguing we "need" billionaires, "they're entitled to what they earned", etc should be required to read these emails
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The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
January 30, 2026 at 11:21 PM
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
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Why doesn’t this happen with teachers ?
I know this from researching police salaries for a recent paper: many cities have a set of officers taking home more than $500k and they can’t really explain why
oaklandside.org/2026/01/29/o...
oaklandside.org/2026/01/29/o...
One Oakland police officer made $490,000 in overtime. The city can’t find records detailing much of what he did
One OPD officer logged 5,242 total working hours, racking up $490,000 in overtime pay. If he worked more than half of the time in a calendar year, why can't the city tell us what he did?
oaklandside.org
January 31, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Why doesn’t this happen with teachers ?
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An entire political movement founded on uncovering hidden messages in documents to discover the powerful secret pedophiles and meanwhile the powerful pedophiles out here sending gmails saying "Hi fellow pedophile when are we meeting to do pedophilia again"
Disgusting.
In an email on Sept. 11, 2013, Mr. Richard Branson, founder of the Virgin Group, wrote to Mr. Epstein, “It was really nice seeing you yesterday.” He added: “Any time you’re in the area would love to see you. As long as you bring your harem!”
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
In an email on Sept. 11, 2013, Mr. Richard Branson, founder of the Virgin Group, wrote to Mr. Epstein, “It was really nice seeing you yesterday.” He added: “Any time you’re in the area would love to see you. As long as you bring your harem!”
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
Live Updates: Millions of Pages of Epstein Documents Released
www.nytimes.com
January 31, 2026 at 11:47 AM
An entire political movement founded on uncovering hidden messages in documents to discover the powerful secret pedophiles and meanwhile the powerful pedophiles out here sending gmails saying "Hi fellow pedophile when are we meeting to do pedophilia again"
I am a mere 23 minutes from heaven
I will drive the 58 minutes from my house to walnut creek to get this
January 31, 2026 at 6:16 AM
I am a mere 23 minutes from heaven
"Make it look like I moved into a JCrew outlet"
what, you don’t like the closet statue?
January 31, 2026 at 3:47 AM
"Make it look like I moved into a JCrew outlet"
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Oh that is quite accurate.
January 31, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Oh that is quite accurate.
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Noooooooo
January 30, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Noooooooo