SB Ataraxia, MPS
@sbxsb.bsky.social
Educator, leftist, dorky, hockey fan. How much random stuff am I sharing with the internet?
Still playing January's favorite game of, "is my life really awful or is this seasonal depression?" Now, with the bonus of the world almost entirely being on fire and me feeling helpless to change it.
January 31, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Still playing January's favorite game of, "is my life really awful or is this seasonal depression?" Now, with the bonus of the world almost entirely being on fire and me feeling helpless to change it.
Hearing and seeing walk outs from schools around me. The kids are alright, they'll have the power, and I like that
January 31, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Hearing and seeing walk outs from schools around me. The kids are alright, they'll have the power, and I like that
Also, entirely unrelated to being useless, I want to sing a jazz version of Le Poisson Steve for the talent show at work
January 28, 2026 at 8:27 AM
Also, entirely unrelated to being useless, I want to sing a jazz version of Le Poisson Steve for the talent show at work
Me like a decade ago: "I think we're in the end times" me now: "well, fuck"
I can't sleep. I feel absolutely useless.
I can't sleep. I feel absolutely useless.
January 28, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Me like a decade ago: "I think we're in the end times" me now: "well, fuck"
I can't sleep. I feel absolutely useless.
I can't sleep. I feel absolutely useless.
What Trump said about Rob Reiner made me so fucking angry this morning, more angry than it probably should have. I've resigned myself to so many things that he could say and do, but this was just beyond my imagination.
December 16, 2025 at 3:40 AM
What Trump said about Rob Reiner made me so fucking angry this morning, more angry than it probably should have. I've resigned myself to so many things that he could say and do, but this was just beyond my imagination.
It sucks that Doug Jones the actor and Doug Jones the politician have the same name. The actor is so fucking cool and the politician is fucking scum.
November 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
It sucks that Doug Jones the actor and Doug Jones the politician have the same name. The actor is so fucking cool and the politician is fucking scum.
Tfw you have "happy holidays (you bastards)" by Blink 182 and "most girls" by Pink in your head AT THE SAME TIME
July 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Tfw you have "happy holidays (you bastards)" by Blink 182 and "most girls" by Pink in your head AT THE SAME TIME
americasfavcouple.org/2025/the-god... hey, if you're seeing this, please vote for me and Nick, we could use the money.,
Vote for The Godelenschmidts as America's Favorite Couple!
One couple will appear in an advertorial in Variety and take home $20,000.
americasfavcouple.org
July 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
americasfavcouple.org/2025/the-god... hey, if you're seeing this, please vote for me and Nick, we could use the money.,
I was working with a kid the other day, and she asked me about my self injury scars. I hate lying, but damn 10 year old kids don't need me to tell them about that. It's thrown me off a bit
July 14, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I was working with a kid the other day, and she asked me about my self injury scars. I hate lying, but damn 10 year old kids don't need me to tell them about that. It's thrown me off a bit
Calling collect and shoving the whole message into the name thing so you could get picked up from the 7 eleven
Lighting cigarettes in the car with the part of the car specifically made for lighting cigarettes
What’s a real thing from your childhood that kids these days would find completely foreign?
Like, how we used to be able to walk right up to the gate to meet our family coming off a flight.
Or how we had to pick a spot to meet at the theater BEFORE we went.
Like, how we used to be able to walk right up to the gate to meet our family coming off a flight.
Or how we had to pick a spot to meet at the theater BEFORE we went.
July 14, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Calling collect and shoving the whole message into the name thing so you could get picked up from the 7 eleven
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✅ Yes, Snopes is unionizing. Fact-checkers deserve transparency too!
July 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
✅ Yes, Snopes is unionizing. Fact-checkers deserve transparency too!
Today was SB reminices on poor life choices day. Specifically, who I was when my ex and I broke up (a dramatic, undermedicated mess and a half) and the time when I was fooling around with a friend and he said, "this is a bad idea" and my response was, "I've had worse ones"
July 14, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Today was SB reminices on poor life choices day. Specifically, who I was when my ex and I broke up (a dramatic, undermedicated mess and a half) and the time when I was fooling around with a friend and he said, "this is a bad idea" and my response was, "I've had worse ones"
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It's amazing how much easier I can find things when I don't have to pee.
June 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
It's amazing how much easier I can find things when I don't have to pee.
My great aunt just died. She was old and not a particularly good person. But my grandma is a good person, and my great aunt was the family in her generation that she had left. I'm not sad that another bigot is dead. I'm sad that my grandma has lost so many friends.
June 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
My great aunt just died. She was old and not a particularly good person. But my grandma is a good person, and my great aunt was the family in her generation that she had left. I'm not sad that another bigot is dead. I'm sad that my grandma has lost so many friends.
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THEY F*CKING TOOK THE ICE CREAM MAN! The photo says it all.
Masked ICE goons grabbed Enrique Lozano in front of a Culver City, CA church. A Community Coalition helped the family identify the abandoned cart, locate his belongings. For 20 years, loved in the community. "Hardened criminals" - my ass.
Masked ICE goons grabbed Enrique Lozano in front of a Culver City, CA church. A Community Coalition helped the family identify the abandoned cart, locate his belongings. For 20 years, loved in the community. "Hardened criminals" - my ass.
June 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
THEY F*CKING TOOK THE ICE CREAM MAN! The photo says it all.
Masked ICE goons grabbed Enrique Lozano in front of a Culver City, CA church. A Community Coalition helped the family identify the abandoned cart, locate his belongings. For 20 years, loved in the community. "Hardened criminals" - my ass.
Masked ICE goons grabbed Enrique Lozano in front of a Culver City, CA church. A Community Coalition helped the family identify the abandoned cart, locate his belongings. For 20 years, loved in the community. "Hardened criminals" - my ass.
Does mentos still make commercials? Yes, I can look this up. (Watching the "Big Me" music video)
June 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Does mentos still make commercials? Yes, I can look this up. (Watching the "Big Me" music video)
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If Democrats truly want to appeal to young men, they should probably start presenting themselves as the party that definitively *won’t* draft you into an illegal war.
June 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
If Democrats truly want to appeal to young men, they should probably start presenting themselves as the party that definitively *won’t* draft you into an illegal war.
Fantasy by Mariah Carey is one of the best uses of a sample. I can recognize it, but it fits with the song and doesn't make me angry
June 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Fantasy by Mariah Carey is one of the best uses of a sample. I can recognize it, but it fits with the song and doesn't make me angry
Some days I decide to watch a music video channel on one of the free streaming services on my TV and so often I end up getting reminded of how much I love 80s and 90s dance music (brought to you by "100% Pure Love")
June 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Some days I decide to watch a music video channel on one of the free streaming services on my TV and so often I end up getting reminded of how much I love 80s and 90s dance music (brought to you by "100% Pure Love")
Fuck Tennessee and anyone/ anywhere that doesn't see this as a problem.
You live in a country where they are banning Shel Silverstein and Calvin & Hobbes
How profoundly sad. The kids deprived of reading Calvin and Hobbes are the kids who need them the most. My brother put it best: "We know we’re fucked when they come for your cartoon stuffed tigers."
Let's go sit in the grass and crack open "The Days are Just Packed."
pen.org/magic-tree-h...
Let's go sit in the grass and crack open "The Days are Just Packed."
pen.org/magic-tree-h...
June 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Fuck Tennessee and anyone/ anywhere that doesn't see this as a problem.
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it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time
June 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time
DoorDash is trying to sell me sex toys...
June 22, 2025 at 8:20 AM
DoorDash is trying to sell me sex toys...
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KKKeystone Cops
Compton, CA: A masked, heavily-armed man wearing body armor jumped out of a SUV today to kidnap a local resident.
He forgot to put the vehicle in park, causing it to roll down the street damaging other cars. He jumped in the vehicle (which had no platess) and drove off without identifying himself.
He forgot to put the vehicle in park, causing it to roll down the street damaging other cars. He jumped in the vehicle (which had no platess) and drove off without identifying himself.
June 21, 2025 at 4:49 AM
KKKeystone Cops
A problem I don't think anyone else has ever had... looking for a shirt that says buckaroo that doesn't reference pregnancy or buckaroo banzai and not having much luck (I eventually found one)
June 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
A problem I don't think anyone else has ever had... looking for a shirt that says buckaroo that doesn't reference pregnancy or buckaroo banzai and not having much luck (I eventually found one)