Gabriel Morton
@gabrielenguard.bsky.social
A slapdash attempt at the slipshod.
I am writing about every episode of The Simpsons.
I have played every DOS game.
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I am writing about every episode of The Simpsons.
I have played every DOS game.
Read here: https://keepetclassy.com/authors/gabriel
Watch here: https://www.youtube.com/@KeepetClassy/streams
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Ace has retired
it's OK though because Rimmer will take his place and no-one will notice
it's OK though because Rimmer will take his place and no-one will notice
January 4, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Ace has retired
it's OK though because Rimmer will take his place and no-one will notice
it's OK though because Rimmer will take his place and no-one will notice
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Tanahashi's knees have been added to the end of Return of the Jedi, standing with Anakin, Obi-Wan and Yoda.
January 4, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Tanahashi's knees have been added to the end of Return of the Jedi, standing with Anakin, Obi-Wan and Yoda.
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You can’t report illegal acts because you don’t want to compromise them being carried out is an interesting take, if true
NYT, WaPo learned of the secret US raid on Venezuela soon before it was scheduled to begin but held off publishing what they had at the administration's request to avoid endangering US troops
January 4, 2026 at 4:18 AM
You can’t report illegal acts because you don’t want to compromise them being carried out is an interesting take, if true
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[Start to explore her]
January 4, 2026 at 12:00 PM
[Start to explore her]
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Portrait of Sir Keir Starmer. 🇬🇧💪
January 4, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Portrait of Sir Keir Starmer. 🇬🇧💪
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Greatest entrance video of the year.
January 4, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Greatest entrance video of the year.
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So over the past couple months I’ve been, under no threat of violence whatsoever, taking dictation on a scifi actioner in novella form. I think there’s about a quarter of it left to do.
I’ve also, with no gun pressed against the back of my head, provided the cover art for it.
I’ve also, with no gun pressed against the back of my head, provided the cover art for it.
January 4, 2026 at 11:53 AM
So over the past couple months I’ve been, under no threat of violence whatsoever, taking dictation on a scifi actioner in novella form. I think there’s about a quarter of it left to do.
I’ve also, with no gun pressed against the back of my head, provided the cover art for it.
I’ve also, with no gun pressed against the back of my head, provided the cover art for it.
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Cat Poirot (Xmas card for dad)
December 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Cat Poirot (Xmas card for dad)
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Tanahashi/Okada was great, the best match Tanahashi could've had, but this post match is making me wish it was Nakamura so HHH could come in the ring and enjoy this moment.
January 4, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Tanahashi/Okada was great, the best match Tanahashi could've had, but this post match is making me wish it was Nakamura so HHH could come in the ring and enjoy this moment.
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Alice what the fuck is this spellcard bro
January 4, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Alice what the fuck is this spellcard bro
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Tanahashi, Ibushi, Naito, Omega, Ospreay, Shibata, Muto. You're only going to see all of them together here or in a physical therapist's waiting room.
January 4, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Tanahashi, Ibushi, Naito, Omega, Ospreay, Shibata, Muto. You're only going to see all of them together here or in a physical therapist's waiting room.
You can hear the squirrel meat holding him together creaking under the strain.
January 4, 2026 at 10:48 AM
You can hear the squirrel meat holding him together creaking under the strain.
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Tanahashi's entrance
January 4, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Tanahashi's entrance
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Kamen Rider Heisei Generations: Dr. Pac-Man vs. Ex-Aid & Ghost with Legend Riders (2016)
January 4, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Kamen Rider Heisei Generations: Dr. Pac-Man vs. Ex-Aid & Ghost with Legend Riders (2016)
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Ha! The “sports stars” petition for an Antisemitism Royal Commission was signed by Sam Newman.
Yes, this guy, who platformed Nazis.
Yes, this guy, who platformed Nazis.
January 4, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Ha! The “sports stars” petition for an Antisemitism Royal Commission was signed by Sam Newman.
Yes, this guy, who platformed Nazis.
Yes, this guy, who platformed Nazis.
Scientific projection of what Tomohiro Ishii will look like in 5 years if his neck's current rate of erosion maintains.
January 4, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Scientific projection of what Tomohiro Ishii will look like in 5 years if his neck's current rate of erosion maintains.
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If you win the title with him, you unlock Human Sanada.
Did...did New Japan buy the rights to the Max Moon gimmick.
January 4, 2026 at 7:22 AM
If you win the title with him, you unlock Human Sanada.
