Gabriel Morton
@gabrielenguard.bsky.social
A slapdash attempt at the slipshod.
I am writing about every episode of The Simpsons.
I have played every DOS game.
Read here: https://keepetclassy.com/authors/gabriel
Watch here: https://www.youtube.com/@KeepetClassy/streams
I am writing about every episode of The Simpsons.
I have played every DOS game.
Read here: https://keepetclassy.com/authors/gabriel
Watch here: https://www.youtube.com/@KeepetClassy/streams
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softbank, who gave $450m to robot pizza startup "zume" which burned it all and never expanded out of mountain view, has actually bailed on something. thats wild
Japanese giant SoftBank said Tuesday it has sold its entire stake in tech giant Nvidia for $5.83 billion.
Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
November 11, 2025 at 10:38 AM
softbank, who gave $450m to robot pizza startup "zume" which burned it all and never expanded out of mountain view, has actually bailed on something. thats wild
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This collection also has screenshots that game publishers sent to GamePro, sometimes for games that never came out!
This is a rare screenshot of Beavis and Butthead Do Hollywood, an unfinished PS1 game in development at GT Interactive (from CD 165) archive.gamehistory.org/folder/71c60...
This is a rare screenshot of Beavis and Butthead Do Hollywood, an unfinished PS1 game in development at GT Interactive (from CD 165) archive.gamehistory.org/folder/71c60...
November 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
This collection also has screenshots that game publishers sent to GamePro, sometimes for games that never came out!
This is a rare screenshot of Beavis and Butthead Do Hollywood, an unfinished PS1 game in development at GT Interactive (from CD 165) archive.gamehistory.org/folder/71c60...
This is a rare screenshot of Beavis and Butthead Do Hollywood, an unfinished PS1 game in development at GT Interactive (from CD 165) archive.gamehistory.org/folder/71c60...
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Barry Allen: I’m going to watch the tv.
Wally West: Uh, Uncle Barry? The tv isn’t on.
Barry Allen: Oh, I’m not watching a program on the tv. I’m watching the tv itself while enjoying the ambiance of this room.
Wally West:
Wally West: Uh, Uncle Barry? The tv isn’t on.
Barry Allen: Oh, I’m not watching a program on the tv. I’m watching the tv itself while enjoying the ambiance of this room.
Wally West:
homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .
ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Barry Allen: I’m going to watch the tv.
Wally West: Uh, Uncle Barry? The tv isn’t on.
Barry Allen: Oh, I’m not watching a program on the tv. I’m watching the tv itself while enjoying the ambiance of this room.
Wally West:
Wally West: Uh, Uncle Barry? The tv isn’t on.
Barry Allen: Oh, I’m not watching a program on the tv. I’m watching the tv itself while enjoying the ambiance of this room.
Wally West:
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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Exposure to multimedia may cause engorged scrotum.
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Exposure to multimedia may cause engorged scrotum.
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Korn had two types of songs and they’re either called Stinky Party or Got Molested
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Korn had two types of songs and they’re either called Stinky Party or Got Molested
As their burgers get larger, Americans are coevolving larger mouths to consume them.
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
As their burgers get larger, Americans are coevolving larger mouths to consume them.
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this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
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GOLDEN AXE THE DUEL
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
GOLDEN AXE THE DUEL
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![Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:
"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreifilfbsxemfsambf4kqwolr24ld2ekqcrz4ybgv3bv7kzi5e6kppm@jpeg)
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hearing reports out of Japan that Tatsuya Nakadai has passed away at 92. RIP to a legit legend.
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
hearing reports out of Japan that Tatsuya Nakadai has passed away at 92. RIP to a legit legend.
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>Check entire thread.
Sometimes you gotta do things yourself.
Sometimes you gotta do things yourself.
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
>Check entire thread.
Sometimes you gotta do things yourself.
Sometimes you gotta do things yourself.
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Legendary musician & activist Peter Gabriel celebrates the Internet Archive hitting 1 trillion pages & reflects on its role in preserving humanity’s memory.
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#Wayback1T @itspetergabriel.bsky.social
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#Wayback1T @itspetergabriel.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Legendary musician & activist Peter Gabriel celebrates the Internet Archive hitting 1 trillion pages & reflects on its role in preserving humanity’s memory.
More ⤵️
blog.archive.org/2025/11/10/v...
#Wayback1T @itspetergabriel.bsky.social
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#Wayback1T @itspetergabriel.bsky.social
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It’s important to achieve bipartisanship with Republicans so they can arrest Barack Obama for something they read on the Epoch Times’ Facebook page written by a Chinese cult member in 2019.
Breaking MSNBC:
The U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of Florida called a division-wide meeting this afternoon, following the resignations of two prosecutors who were asked to take part in a vast "conspiracy" investigation into former intel and law enforcement officials.
The U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of Florida called a division-wide meeting this afternoon, following the resignations of two prosecutors who were asked to take part in a vast "conspiracy" investigation into former intel and law enforcement officials.
U.S. Attorney investigating alleged grand ‘conspiracy’ calls unit-wide meeting after two prosecutors resign
Career prosecutors on “pins and needles” after flurry of subpoenas approved.
www.msnbc.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
It’s important to achieve bipartisanship with Republicans so they can arrest Barack Obama for something they read on the Epoch Times’ Facebook page written by a Chinese cult member in 2019.
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Salute to this maniac who painted nWo on the top of his head and was immortalized on Nitro.
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Salute to this maniac who painted nWo on the top of his head and was immortalized on Nitro.
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Kris Jenner Celebrates 70th Face
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Kris Jenner Celebrates 70th Face
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This guy on Twitter is defending Elon's reading ability with these old tweets from him saying sci-fi author Iain Banks would have opposed unions because he was all about individual freedom. This is not what you should post if you want to convince people someone has read Iain Banks.
November 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
This guy on Twitter is defending Elon's reading ability with these old tweets from him saying sci-fi author Iain Banks would have opposed unions because he was all about individual freedom. This is not what you should post if you want to convince people someone has read Iain Banks.
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You can prevent this kind of thing by having a president who isn't an idiot child
November 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
You can prevent this kind of thing by having a president who isn't an idiot child
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Happy 50th anniversary of the day Australia came fully under the US' imperial control
Whitlam Dismissal take
The greatest achievement of the Dismissal has been the crushing of the ALP’s ambition to actually bring a better world into being.
Hawke sealed the deal by making the mark of success decent management of a capitalist economy.
Now it’s just ambition to be in government.
The greatest achievement of the Dismissal has been the crushing of the ALP’s ambition to actually bring a better world into being.
Hawke sealed the deal by making the mark of success decent management of a capitalist economy.
Now it’s just ambition to be in government.
November 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Happy 50th anniversary of the day Australia came fully under the US' imperial control
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November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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This 2003 Gamefaqs guide for Illbleed has A Lot going on
November 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
This 2003 Gamefaqs guide for Illbleed has A Lot going on