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Gabriel Morton
@gabrielenguard.bsky.social
A slapdash attempt at the slipshod.

I am writing about every episode of The Simpsons.

I have played every DOS game.

Read here: https://keepetclassy.com/authors/gabriel

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This headline is journalistic malpractice. This isn't Epstein "alleging" that Trump knew. This is Epstein and Maxwell discussing - in 2011, long before Trump had political salience - how the FACT that Trump knew might play out

Both of them took as a given that this was a fact in a private email
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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in canada this was called the red green show
IT GOT BETTER

📍Central MN
November 12, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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For the first time we see clear documents that indicate Trump was fully aware of and indifferent to Jeffrey Epsterin's criminal conduct, in which he likely participated.
It begins. Clearly incriminating evidence against president of the United States.

Epstein to Maxwell, April 2, 2011:

"i want you to realize that that dog that hasn't barked is trump. [VICTIM] spent hours at my house with him ,, he has never once been mentioned. police chief. etc."
November 12, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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More musings from the Deity series. A more canine variant of a previous Sphinx design, thanks for looking!
November 12, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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i have not watched GDT's Frankenstein but i am firm in my belief that it needs a tie-in adventure/fighting game like the 90s Kenneth Branagh one did on the Sega CD. and they need to keep in elizabeth's roll attack
November 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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"House Democrats on Wednesday released emails in which Jeffrey Epstein wrote that President Trump had “spent hours at my house” with one of Epstein’s victims, among other messages that suggested that the convicted sex offender believed Mr. Trump knew more about his abuse than he has acknowledged."
Epstein Alleged in Emails That Trump Knew of His Conduct
www.nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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"...Mr. Epstein flatly asserted that Mr. Trump 'knew about the girls,' many of whom were later found by investigators to have been underage. In another, Mr. Epstein pondered how to address questions from the news media about their relationship as Mr. Trump was becoming a national political figure."
Epstein Alleged in Emails That Trump Knew of His Conduct
www.nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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John Bolton, Hellraiser, 1988
November 12, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Some say the new shopping centre is haunted by ghosts from an ancient shopping centre burial ground.
November 12, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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literally the original "be gay, do crime" icons
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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trungle!
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patreon.com/nhoj
December 20, 2024 at 5:14 PM
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His Platform is as vapid as he is. It's so weird that he has a recognizable name for someone who is so *nothing*. Born hollow, genetically bred to be the perfect vessel for brands to poor themselves into. It's embarrassing that the dorito pope made an award show and people were just like "oh, dope"
Just want you to know that when I asked Geoff why he gave the silent treatment to an open letter written by his own "future of games" program (& co-signed by 3000+ industry peers), he replied:

"Because that's my show and nobody gets to tell me how I should use my platform". 💀💀💀
“Don’t gather some of the most brilliant activists in the industry, treat us like crap, and then expect us to do nothing about it.” After the Game Awards cancelled its Future Class programme, @alyssamerc.bsky.social talked to its former honorees

www.theguardian.com/games/2025/n...
November 12, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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October 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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produce, print ad screenshot (1987) archive.org/details/logi...
November 12, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 6:25 AM
It's the teaching approach for a shift manager at McDonalds trying to get an illiterate teenager to work the till.
I learned about this a while ago and good fucking God it is the dumbest fucking idea in literary fucking history. Of course the "people" who promoted it never tested it because they didn't have enough intelligence to know to test things. They just taught "that sounds cool, lets do it!"
November 12, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Wonder if she and Teddy Boy ever got together.
👾 Momoko 120% (1986)
➡️ By Jaleco
[ youtu.be/4xyhC_RUXTQ ]
#DinoArcadeGifs
November 12, 2025 at 5:32 AM
November 12, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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September 5, 2025 at 12:09 PM