Gabriel Morton
@gabrielenguard.bsky.social
A slapdash attempt at the slipshod.
I am writing about every episode of The Simpsons.
I have played every DOS game.
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I am writing about every episode of The Simpsons.
I have played every DOS game.
Read here: https://keepetclassy.com/authors/gabriel
Watch here: https://www.youtube.com/@KeepetClassy/streams
Before you ask.
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Before you ask.
As their burgers get larger, Americans are coevolving larger mouths to consume them.
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
As their burgers get larger, Americans are coevolving larger mouths to consume them.
Sindel has aged terribly but that's necromancy for you.
November 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Sindel has aged terribly but that's necromancy for you.
Call me Neuro-Superior.
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Call me Neuro-Superior.
I hear they're making a vehicle just for you.
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I hear they're making a vehicle just for you.
Really needs to be the Wikipedia photo for "making a scene".
November 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Really needs to be the Wikipedia photo for "making a scene".
Police have released this image of the suspect.
November 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Police have released this image of the suspect.
He's starting to look like an updated Johnny Cab model.
November 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
He's starting to look like an updated Johnny Cab model.
The Northern Reticulated Dave blends in with his surroundings to better hunt the middle-aged aunts that make up his diet.
November 6, 2025 at 11:40 AM
The Northern Reticulated Dave blends in with his surroundings to better hunt the middle-aged aunts that make up his diet.
With each passing day, the portrait grows saner and saner.
November 6, 2025 at 8:21 AM
With each passing day, the portrait grows saner and saner.
His skin may have lightened, but how the fuck do you not recognize Blanka?
November 6, 2025 at 1:03 AM
His skin may have lightened, but how the fuck do you not recognize Blanka?
I have an easier solution.
November 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I have an easier solution.