Jesus Christ, for real? I gotta wrap some presents.

It's my favorite movie in the whole world. Every time I watch it, I end up loving it more.

It's like, "Doug Jones running for governor" me: "that seems weird... oh, no, that fucking twat"

When I was a teenager, the parish priest would come to my grandma's house for holidays sometimes and seeing him have a corona was such a trip. So this is oddly comforting for me. (My grandma also drank whiskey with the bishop and monsignor, she knew how to party)

That song is fire

This is the kind of woman who expects her bf to abandon that kid entirely when she gets pregnant

Agreed. I've been expressing my feelings about him for a decade, and folks are like "quoi?..."

Come play San Jose, CA. Art Boutiki would be a great venue for you! I need more horns in my life

My brain went to put-put windmills not wind turbines.... Man, I'm out of it

sea otters speak to my soul now

At least my death would be interesting

Buffering?

Is it weird that I was like "Stanley Tucci could definitely kill me with his bare hands" in an almost wistful, sexy tone in my head? Or am I just a millennial with good taste in actors?

People were booing Vance, too

That's probably fair.

I love when you write things like this and I'm just like, "yep! We follow many of the same people!"

I hope KH and HK are living their best lives.