Haha I quote posted this as an astronomy joke without even noticing you'd said the same thing

I'm alarmed by the increasing frequency of convos with friends about exciting topics like "when should I try bifocals" and "does anyone else's knee make this cool sound?"

We all need this thank you

It's nice of Nature to flag itself in such an obvious way

We've gone too far to not eat it

But at some point the impulse would be so short... I should read the OP paper and see how they calculate the shockwave

I have wondered what would happen if you shot a 10-20 cm size (event horizon or whatever, this is made up) black hole through a planet at speeds very close to c

At some point is it just a "magic hole punch" or do the compressive forces necessarily shred everything

Makes for an exciting sci fi weapon

I rarely get to say "on the upside..." with news these days, but I'm going to feel so much schadenfreude watching him get torn apart by his colleagues

This offends my senses of efficiency and taste

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe" was about this exact moment

Our scientists told us natural selection would create Chotiners in an ecosystem like X, they just didn't think it would be so fast

Deep cut!